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Friday, July 29, 2005

I know this really funny joke...
Once a incredibly stupid man ran as the clerk at an apple store. A customer walked into the store, and asked, "How much are the apples?"
The clerk goes, "I don't know."
So the customer leaves and the manager tells the dumb clerk, "Next time, say: 25 cents."
So the next day, when a customer walked in and asked for the price, the clerk goes, "25 cents."
"Are the apples fresh?"
"Uh... I don't know."
So the customer leaves without buying anything, and the manager tells the clerk, "Next time, say: "Yes, yes, very fresh!"
The following day, a customer walks in and asks, "How much are the apples?"
"25 cents."
"Are they fresh?"
"Yes, yes, very fresh!"
The customer found this all very odd, and being very practical, she asked, "Is the store even open today?"
"Actually, I don't know."
So the customer leaves. The manager said to the clerk, "Next time say: Not today, but maybe tomorrow!"
The next day, a robber walked in, and demanded, "How much is in your cash register?!"
"25 cents."
"?!?! Are you being fresh with me?"
"Yes, yes, very fresh!"
The robber is very angry and asks, "Do you want me to shoot you?"
The man, very cheekily, replies, "Not today, but maybe tomorrow!"

HAHA!

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