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Saturday, August 13, 2005

Since there's nothing to write about, I'll tell a joke!
Once there were three men who wanted to buy toilets. So the first man walks into the store and asks, "Do you have any toilets?"
The salesperson says, "Yes. We have wooden ones, metal ones, and singing ones (yes, singing)."
The man chooses the wooden one, but comes back an hour later asking politely for a refund.
The salesperson asks why, and he replies, "When I sat down on my toilet, my butt recieved a LOT of splinters!"
So he walks away with his money back, and the second man walks in. He asks the salesperson the same thing, and the salesperson again replies, "We have wooden ones, metal ones, and singing ones."
Since he didn't want to chance his luck with splinter-full butts, he bought the metal one. Then, thirty minutes later, he walks back in and asked (not so politely) for his money back. The salesperson wants to know why, and it turns out that the metal toilets caused cold butts.
The third person walks in, and the process is repeated again. He took home the singing one. Then, barely five minutes later, he stormed back in and demanded his money back. The exasperated salesperson asked why, and the customer said, "When I sat down on the toilet, it sang, 'Do you see what I see...'". ***

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