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any of you guyes who have siblings, what has been the worst thing you have done to them? like for instance, one time my older brother told me and my older sister to get him a soda, and we did, but we put all kinds of nasty things in it like hot sauce and salt and pepper, and anything else we could get our hands on. we gave it to him and he took a sip and spit it out. never told us to get him a drink again.
the reason I ask this is because last night when I was babysitting the oldest one decided to put eggs in her little brothers beds. she took three eggs and scrambled them in a play pot and pured them on their beds. when I saw it I sent her to bed and changed the sheets and comfetors and flipped the mattresses.
oh, and the police called. this was before the egg incedent. someone called 911 and hung up. 911 called back, this is how the conversation went:
:police:Hello, I'm with the county police department, I got a 911 hang up from this number two not too long ago. Did you call?
:Me:*scared*I didn't call, I'm babysitting, I'll ask the kids.
:Police: okay.
:Me:(found the children ((all over the house)) asked them if they used the phone since I've been there, all denied)They all say they haven't called.
:Police: Do you need an oficer out there Ma'am?(oh, the girls are screaming right now)
:Me: No, Sir.
:Police:Okay, I'll let you go, you seem to have your hands full.
:Me: okay, thank you.
*hang up*
after that I gathered them all in the sitting room and told them not to call the police unless someone is laying on the floor bleeding to death.
:Alucard:I could have helped you with the kids lastnight.*smerk* **stroke the Jackle**
No, I want them alive! killing them is a BAD thing.
:Alucard: they went against your athority, they desrve death.
NO they are CHILDREN who are too defiant for their own good, not criminals.
:Alucard: calling the police when you don't need them is a crime.
No, it's a misdemenor...I think. I'll ask the recourse oficer at school Monday.
:Alucard: and what if you hadn't taken the little one to bed? he would have slept in eggy mess, he could have died of salmonella.
No, he's young, not stupid, he would have told me if there was something lugi-like in his bed.
:Alucard: Are you sure?
*looks him right in the eyes* Yes, absolutely!
:Alucard: fine. *walks off in search of blood.*
*shakes head* Shader, why do you get such a kick out of sending Alucard over here?
anyway, how crazy was your night last nigh?
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