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I haven't updated in a while, and I have nothing to update about, so I'll just post some quotes:
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
You know someone is your best friend when you call them up at three in the morning and say "I just killed someone" and they reply "Okay, I already dug the hole."
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Silence is silver, but music is gold...
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Everything is alright in the end, if it's not alright, it's not the end.
Without fear there is no courage.
Sometimes life throws you curve balls, now the question is, are you going to duck, or pick it up and run with it?
Normal people worry me.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it is to serve as a bad example.
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
Have you ever wondered what the Starkiss tuna REALLY think of us eating his relatives?
I have a mind like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 47 states.
Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Look out for #1, Don't step in #2 either.
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.
well, that's all for now, Bye Y'all!
"You won't fool the Children of the
Revolution" ~Moulin Rouge |
