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Friday, March 18, 2005


   Happy St. Patties day to ya lad
Well faith and bekora. A happy saint patties day to ya. In celibreetion of greet dey. I shall impart to thee a happy saint patties day joke.
Heere goos.

Patrik and michael are sitin out side the confeeshional, sweets just a pouring down theere feeces because they were feerin fer there souls. So they both drew straws and michael went in first.
He sat down and the little door slide open amd father mathew was on the other side. Michael said, "Bless me fauther for i have seend". And he said, "Well what'd ya do son?" And michael said, "Well I uh, I had improper thoughts about a girl of "questionable reputation"."Well you know thats a sin son" said father mathew. And michael said "YES father i knoew." And father mathew leaned and said, "Well then tell me, was is Katty O'Brady?" "NO father no it twas not Katty." "Alright. Sorry......Mary O'Maley wasnt it? Mary O'Maley's not that kind of girl.." "NO father no it twas not Mary O'Molly!" "Oh alright sorry." He pauses for a second. "SURLEY ELIZIBETH FROM KENARLY WAY, HAD TO BE!!" "NO father no. It twas not any of those girls. I just could possibly tell ya. Its just too embarassing." said Michael in a sweat. "ALright then. Five hail marrys and off with ya." Said father. Michael thanked him and exited the confessional. When he came out side peter asked, "Well how'd it go?" Micael said, "It went alright. I got three names."

Du du du du SHH!! Get it? Get it?
No? Ah weell. Happy Saint Patties day to ya anyhoo.

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