Thursday, February 3, 2005

   WORDS OF AN ASSASSIN, cuz words can sometimes hurt.
Hi, sorry for not visiting you guys. The reason is that I've had too much homework, darn those A.P. classes, but I still take them don't I? Maybe I'm not used to it because most of my life I have been waiting for something to happen instead of me making it happen. You never know if you never find out and things just don't happen you make it happen because you control your own destiny. Or maybe I can't handle it because I have been to childish? It is okay to be childish kind of but not completely because then that would just be trying to live a dream, which will never happen. I'm not saying that loving anime is bad just that we shouldn't think that we will be something we're not, unless, of course, if you're an excellent artist and can create your own anime, if you are then go for it. It's not like I hate anime, I like I really do, but we should stop living our childish dreams, and its not like I suddenly changed ideas, I've always thought like this and yet until now I try to make things happen instead of waiting for it. I know it is easier said than done but we just have to try because no one is going to do it for us and it doesn't matter if we get rejected, we just have to get used to it. If we get rejected so many times it wouldn't even be a big deal it would be like a guy asking a girl "Do you want to go out with me?" then the girl saying, " NO!" but the guy now doesn't care that much since it always happens and then says "Okay" so he goes to ask another right? I know it is hard when you get rejected but you just have to know that it is a way of life. Everyone does it clubs, people, scholarships, universities and bosses, the point is everyone does it throughout our lives so we should embrace ourselves now before it is too late. Remember not to be the same as everyone else, in other words not to be a conformists, because if you want to be great you have to be different.(go on and write a whole essay right?)

My apologies to all those who are offended, all I wanted to do is open your eyes, unless of course if you're a hell of an artist and that's what your profession is going to be, and if you don't want to take this seriously then don't because all this is is only opinions for how to succeed.

I bid thee farewell. (Laters!)
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   Hi!
HI, all that I wanted to say was that I'm back.

I hope I came up with this:
I'm not the best at what I do, but I do my best at what I do.
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Saturday, January 1, 2005

   HAPPY NEW YEAR
well that's all that i have to say oh yeah and what you guys think of that song that i put....... if you've even heard it.
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Sunday, December 19, 2004

hm...

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   jokes n' jokes n'.....................jokes
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'". Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, & led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died & went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment & then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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Friday, December 17, 2004

   ANOTHER YEAR MORE OR ANOTHER YEAR LESS?
I finally have over 100 vists *so very little -_-'* but yeah how much do you guys have?
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   10 things i hate about you
I hate it when you talk,
I hate it when you walk.
I hate it when you drink,
I hate it when you think.
I hate it when you eat,
I hate it when you sleep.
I hate it when you're right,
I hate it how you fight.
I hate it that I hate you,
And that's what I hate about you!
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   A Poem
A mighty pain to love it is,
and 'tis a pain that pain to miss;
but of all pains the greatest pain
it is to love, but love in vain.

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Sunday, December 12, 2004

   'Tis the season
If you can know to fight any fighting style (that is if you already don't know one)what style would you choose?

Personally I perfer kung fu! But then that's my oppinion.

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   SANTA WHO?
An Engineer's Christmas

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house.

Assuming tat each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks.

This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second--3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 m.p.h.

The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 100 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them---Santa would need 36000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

600000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.

Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in 0.001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17000g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4315015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

Sorry for all those who still believe in Santa (or those who i offended), which I think there aren't any.
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