Wednesday, December 8, 2004

   navidad
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
I know that Christmas time is coming so and I don't know what I'm going to buy maybe cuz I don't have any money but yeah. Anyway here is a Christmas song you may have not heard of(you might if you've seen south park).

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
but all of those stories seem kind of.........gay.
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holidaaay!
Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo
small and brown he comes from you.
Sit on the toilet here he comes
squeezing 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
spreading joy with a howdy-ho!
He's seen the love inside of you
cuz he's a piece of poo.
Sometimes he's green, sometimes he's brown, sometimes he's greenish-brown(mmm mmm)
but if you eat fiber on Christmas eve he might come to your town
Mr.Hankey the Christmas poo
he loves me I love you
therefore by carsely he love you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo
I'm small and brown and come from you.
Here's a game I like to play
stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy-ho-ho-yum-yum-yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's burned sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet cuz he's clinging to your sprinkler so you shake your ass around to try to get him to drop 'till finally he does!
Mr.Hankey the Christmas poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
flushing all that is never gone
his spirit and his smell lingers on!
THE END

Thank you.....thank you very much. I don't know what carsely is. Okay you don't have to read anymore so go to the bathroom or somn'.
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Monday, November 15, 2004

hey you! yes you! read here
I haven't put anything becuase i was playing halo 2. This game is awsome and even better than the first, which was pretty cool by the way. So if you have an XBOX i recomend you buy this game. I got to kill a lot of aliens and just like that they were gone like a fart in the wind ^-^.
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Sunday, November 7, 2004

   Mexico
To know you, Mexico,
is to know the meaning of
enchantment. To elight once
again in your language of love;
dive into your colors, taste your
fruit, smell your flowers and walk
your magic cobblestones warmed
by your sun. To cherish your
traditions, your rehiletes and
your songs. And feel my heart
melt softly when down your
streets I hear the mellow
strains of the organ grinder
I haven't heard for years.
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Saturday, October 30, 2004

   bored
I had nothing else to do so I just wrote this. This joke I got from... well I forgot but all I know is that I got it a long time ago.
Read the lines.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is bussy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word from every line.
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Thursday, October 28, 2004

   Nobody
This poem helps me when I have a crappy day, well actually it makes it worse but I still like this poem.
Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody pickes me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy and cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at my jokes.
Nobody helps when I get in a fight,
Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I'm a wonderful guy.
So if you ask me who's my best friend, in a whiz,
I'll stand up and tell you nobody is.
But yesterday night I got quite a scare,
I woke up and nobody just wasn't there.
I called out and reached for nobody's hand,
In the darkness where nobody usually stands.
Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
But I found somebody each placed that I looked.
I searched 'till I'm tired, and now with the dawn,
There's no doubt about it-
Nobody's gone!!
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