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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

   navidad
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
I know that Christmas time is coming so and I don't know what I'm going to buy maybe cuz I don't have any money but yeah. Anyway here is a Christmas song you may have not heard of(you might if you've seen south park).

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
but all of those stories seem kind of.........gay.
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holidaaay!
Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo
small and brown he comes from you.
Sit on the toilet here he comes
squeezing 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
spreading joy with a howdy-ho!
He's seen the love inside of you
cuz he's a piece of poo.
Sometimes he's green, sometimes he's brown, sometimes he's greenish-brown(mmm mmm)
but if you eat fiber on Christmas eve he might come to your town
Mr.Hankey the Christmas poo
he loves me I love you
therefore by carsely he love you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo
I'm small and brown and come from you.
Here's a game I like to play
stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy-ho-ho-yum-yum-yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's burned sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet cuz he's clinging to your sprinkler so you shake your ass around to try to get him to drop 'till finally he does!
Mr.Hankey the Christmas poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
flushing all that is never gone
his spirit and his smell lingers on!
THE END

Thank you.....thank you very much. I don't know what carsely is. Okay you don't have to read anymore so go to the bathroom or somn'.
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