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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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I'm sorry about that. I should not have posted anything like that....
to make up for the lack of fun stuff in my post yetserday, I give you this....
HOW TO WRITE A PAPER IN COLLEGE
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and AIM (be sure to go away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Go and grab a cold piece of pizza from the kitchen to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to the caf and grad a hot chocolate. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lie place. And if your room is not clean, take out the garbage and vacuum first.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3s off of Limewire.
13. Check your email.
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future (i.e. summer plans)
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3s and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask is she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your professor, the course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.
19. While you’ve got the gum you might as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some Solitaire.
23. Check out bored.com
24. Get a pop.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.
26. Look through your roommate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for the heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair over to the window to watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am – start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am – paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper all night.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
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