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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

   What a day!!!
Heres a clean funny joke!
so a guy gets pulled over for speeding.

the officer asks the man for his lincese.

The man tells theofficer that his license was suspended after his 5th DUI.

The officer then asks the man for the vehicles registration.

The man tell the officer that he did not see it in the glove box when he put his gun in there.

The officer then asks the man why he put a gun in the glove box.

The man said that so i knew where it was so i could get rid of the weapon i used to kill the lady in the trunk.

The officer asks why there is a woman in the trunk.

The man then tells the officer that she was the owner of the car and he used his gun to kill her then put her body in the trunk.

The officer is concerned now and calls his supervisor in for back up.

When the supervisor gets there he asks the man for his license.

The man gives it to the supervisor. Its valid.

The supervisor then asks for the registration.

The man opens the glove box and hands him the registration.Its in the mans name.
The supervisor asks what happened to the gun that was in the glove box.

The man said he never had a gun in the glove box.

The supervisor then asks out of curiosity if he can search the trunk.

The man opens the trunk and there is nothing in there.

The supervisor tells the man that the reporting officer had claimed his license was invalid, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box and a dead woman in the trunk.

The man turns to the spervisor and says i bet he said i was speeding too.
HA HA yeah i thought so also!
Nothings really new with me lately ive just been working like usuall, and hanging out with shaney!
Countdown to christmas:
12 DAYS TO GO!
Well ive got tons to do and work in the morning gotta clean my uniform also.
Sorry to cut this one short!
Hope you liked the joke!!

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