Saturday, June 24, 2006

   tired

What is your Anime Swimming Scene! (Great Pix) gurlz only

(weird bathing suit I know)Your like to go to a quiet place and just sit in the water by yourself.
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What do you look like in Anime (girls version)?

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What would you look like if you were turned anime? (lotz of picz:D)

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Friday, May 12, 2006

   I Came Back Again
Hey!!It's been awhile since I last posted...I've just been lazy. Anyways not much has been going on so I really have nothing to post but...I wanna to put up a bunch of icons because they kick ass.






















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Sunday, February 12, 2006

   Get Me Out Of Here
Hey!!! It's been sooo long since I've posted but I'm back. I've been so busy with my myspace that I've forgotten about this good old site. Anyways hopefully I'll be posting more and doing alot more on here. Buh bye!!!!!
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Sunday, December 11, 2005

   Naughty Noo-Noo
HEY!!!!! Wow...it's been a long time since I last update...I guess I've become sorta lazy. But anyways I feel like filling ya'll in on what's been happening in my life. I went to go see Ryan Cabrera in concert about 2 weeks ago. He's sooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!!! I met The Veronicas and Click 5 there. The concert was really good. I've been busy trying to study for exams. My friend Lexi stayed the weekend at my house and it was crazy. We watched House of Wax today...and Paris Hilton died from a huge stick going through her head. It was soooo sad. Anyways I finally finished the Abercrombie story and will post it soon but for now I have a lost episode to the Abercrombie story.

The Lost Episode #1 of “Locked In Abercrombie”

A TELEPHONE RINGS
Katherine-::picks up phone:: Helloooooooooo?!?!?!?
Unknown Voice-Yo was up my biotch?
Katherine-::squeal:: CHRIS?!?!?
Chris-Who da hell is dis?!?!?
Katherine-It’s Katherine!!! U know…you’re little whore!!!
Chris-Har har har…very funny.
Katherine-I’m serious!!!!!
Chris-I don’t know no Karen.
Katherine-It’s Katherine!!!!
Chris-Yeah whatever Larry.
Katherine-Whaaaaat?!?!? ::starts crying:: I’m not a Larry!!! Have u been smoking again?
Chris-What ::cough:: ever ::cough:: do ::cough:: u ::cough:: mean ::cough cough cough::?!?!
Katherine-OMG…ARE U ALRIGHT?!?!?
Chris-Hello is dis border patrol?
Katherine-What?!?!?
Chris-I’ll have a large meat lover’s pizza with fries.
Katherine-Do pizza places even sell fries?
Chris-If u don’t give me my fries…you’ll pay!!!!!
Katherine-Border patrol…fries…meat lovers…
Chris-What?!?! Ok Emily I’ll be with u in a sec…I’m just ordering us a pizza and fries for 2.
Katherine-EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re with my best friend!!!!!!
Chris-Hell yeah I am!!! U got a problem with dat?
Katherine-YES!!!! I’m you’re girl!!!
Chris-Ewww I don’t date guys Larry.
Katherine-I’m Katherine…I’m a girl...and stop calling me Larry!!!! ::explodes::
Chris-Hello is dis border patrol?

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

   Zut Zut Et Zut...Don't Ask
Hi. Yet again it's been awhile since I lasted posted but it's all good. I took a bunch of quizzes while I was bored so here they are...

You are the Spirit of Love. You think around
romance and are extremely compassionate.
Whenever you want something you can get it due
to your fiery passion. You can make friends
quite easily, because peopole are attracted to
your obvious good nature. You will have no
trouble in finding a life partner and will be
very happy.


Which stunning spirit of emotion are you? NEW AND IMPROVED! (amazingly beautiful anime pics!)
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You scored as A Too Depressed Faerie. There's no doubt about it your not a very cheerful faerie exactly. Maybe your feeling absence or are just depressed with life or world events currently. You may be upset but that doesn't necessarily mean your unhappy, there are some faeries who enjoy sadness. But if your not one of them, look up and smile, if its so bad, it can only get better. See All Results/Comment A Too Depressed Faerie 90% A Too Sweet Faerie 65% A Too Astral Faerie 65% A Too Evil Faerie 50% A Too Serious Faerie 50% A Too Kinky Faerie 30% A Too Sporty Faerie 25% A Too Silly Faerie 20% A Too Lazy Faerie 10% Which Dysfunctional Faerie are You? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Prep. You're a prep, and I hope the fumes from your pink nail polish give you brain damage. Prep 40% Nerd 30% Emo kid 25% Druggie 15% Goth 0% Punk 0% Punk Princess/POSER 0% Gangsta 0% In high school, were you a nerd/goth/prep/gangsta/punk/poser/emo/druggie? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid. Mermaid 100% Angel 42% Faerie 33% WereWolf 25% Demon 0% Dragon 0% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Anastasia. At some points in time you feel as if you are very lost and don't know where you belong. However, you later discover that you are very important. You'd give up whatever it takes in order to be with the one that you love. Anastasia 90% Mulan 85% Jasmine 80% Ariel 50% Belle 50% Cinderella 40% Aurora 40% Pocahontas 40% What Disney Leading Lady Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Halloween. You are quite the prankster. You like to dress up and trick people. You also like to pig out on candy and run around late at night going from door to door. The whole idea of All Hallows Eve intrigues you and you love it. Halloween 100% Valentines Day 94% Christmas 88% New Years 75% Thanksgiving 38% Easter 25% 4th of July 13% Saint Patricks Day 13% Which Holiday Are You? *with animated pics* created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Hurt Eye. You are the Hurt eye. You are very sentimental and hate breakups and goodbyes. Your worst fear is that one day the guy you love will just up and leave you. Hurt Eye 90% Starry Eye 60% Dramatic Eye 60% Sexy Eye 60% Angry Eye 50% Crying Eye 40% What eye are you (Beautiful Pics) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Prep. Awww...me 2 gurlies...thats so cute u lil prep. Prep 86% Surfer 81% Gothic 62% Skater 43% Emo 29% Pot Head 14% Wigger 0% Redneck 0% Hoodlum/Gangsta 0% What Group Do U Fit In created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Dirty, Black, Free. Your face is Dirty, face stained from tears. You are free. You aren't afraid. You can cry and scream and yell. People care - People worry. You are free. Lucky. Free. You don't care what people think and you aren't afraid to do what you like if it makes you feel good. Dirty, Black, Free 75% In Control. 75% Confused. 67% Believer. 50% Cold as Steel 25% Trapped. 0% What does your soul say about your eyes? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Superman. He doesn't exist, honey. Try again. Superman 100% Build-A-Boy 60% Bohemian Rhapsody 50% Romeo Montague 30% Kinkster 20% HARDCORE 10% Which Guy Makes YOU Drool? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Marty. Congradulations! You are Marty. Stylish, girly, and mature for her age - Marty is very feminie. Often playing hard to get, she has more then one boyfriend at the same time. Marty can't really keep a secret, but she is a terrific pen pail and a good advice giver when it comes to being cool. Marty 90% Patty Simcox 70% Betty (Rizzo) 55% Frenchie 40% Cha Cha 40% Sandy 20% Jan 20% Which female character from the movie Grease are you? *with pics* created with QuizFarm.com

Well that's it for today. Buh bye.
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Friday, September 16, 2005

   I'M BACH...Only Kay Would Truely Understand The Bach
Ack!!! Its been awhile since I've posted at all but I'm back. And yes I do know how to spell back!!! Anyways tonight Lexi and I are going to the football game and then we might be going to the mall tomorrow. But yeah...I finished the next part in the story and Kay is suppose to write the other part after this one. Ack I want a llama. Well here's the next part...

So we last left off with this mysterious cow called Mary Jane appearing. Sean Biggerstaff and Adrienne also got married. Also The King and the Store Clerk became an “item.” On to the next part in the story!!!!

Kay-NO…don’t eat Mary Jane!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Jane-Whoa now girlfriend u best step away from me!!!! U crazy.
Everyone-U TALK?!?!?!
Mary Jane-::rolls eyes:: Whatever…u humans sure is stupid.
Kay-You’re using incorrect grammar!!!!
Mary Jane-Shadup!!! I’m runnin business now!!!!
Everyone-::backs away slowly::
Paris Hilton-Oh please…like I’m taking orders from a cow!!!
Mary Jane-MOOOOOO!!!! ::charges at Paris Hilton::
Paris Hilton-OMG!!! ::starts running::
Mary Jane-::tramples over Paris Hilton::
Paris Hilton-::whispers:: That’s…hot…::dies::
Kay-Is…she…dead…?!?!?!?
MJ-I think so….
Katherine-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My idol is gone forever. ::throws self onto Paris Hilton:: I won’t let them take u away!!!!
Sean Biggerstaff-::tries to get Katherine off of Paris Hilton:: It’s gonna be ok.
Katherine-No it isn’t!!!! She was the queen of the sluts!!! Now who will I idolize?!?!?!
Me-Well…I guess now you’re the queen of the sluts.
Katherine-OMG…REALLY!?!?!?!?
Larry the Mannequin-She seems a little too excited.
Kay-::hugs Mary Jane:: U FINALLY KILLED PARIS HILTON!!!!!
Mary Jane-Get off me girlfriend!!!! U isn’t right in da head.
Kay-::blank stare::
Gumby-Awwwww Kay don’t be upset…I still love u. ::kisses Kay::
Katherine-Omg…GET A ROOM!!!!
Store Clerk-Awwww how cute!!! ::pounces on the king::
Me-::crawls into a corner::
MJ-::starts singing:: I’m too sexy for my shirt…too sexy for my…
Everyone-EWWWWWWWWWW!!!
MJ-What?!?! It’s the truth.
Kay-Guess what everyone?!?!?!
Everyone-What?
Kay-Gumby and I are a couple now!!!!
Mary Jane-Girlfriend what exactly is wrong with u? You’re dating a piece of celery that talks like a girl!!!!
Gumby-Hey…just because I talk like a girl and sometimes go out clubbing dressed as a girl doesn’t mean I’m not all manly clay!!!!!!!
Me-That’s just wrong.
Mary Jane-MOOOOOO!!! Get these freaks away from!!! ::MJ, the store clerk, Sean Biggerstaff, and Katherine chase after Mary Jane::
2 HOURS LATER
MJ-Yum…that sure was good BBQ.
Pokey-It sure was.
Kay-::burp::
Me-::hits Kay on the back:: It’s gonna be ok::
Store Clerk-::plays clapping games with the king:: Miss. Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back…
Gumby-::comes out in a pink dress and a curly blond wig::
Sean Biggerstaff-That is sooooo wrong.
The King-::eyes Gumby::
Store Clerk-Hey…celery thing…stay away from my man!!!!!
Gumby-I…can’t…take…this…anymore!!!! I’m…not…a…piece…of…celery!!!! ::blows up::
Katherine-Whoa…fireworks.
Everyone-Uh…ah!!!!
Pokey-NO…MY PRECIOUS GUMBY!!!!! ::dies of depression::
Kay-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not Pokey too!!!!! ::falls to the ground:: Leave me be all ye people. Thou art sad of thou great loss.
Katherine-The Cow was right…u ain’t right in the head.
Kay-::attacks Katherine::
Katherine-::scream::
Unknown Voice-WAIT!!!! Lets not fight…lets exercise!!!
Everyone-WTF?!?!?!
Richard Simmons-::walks in:: Howdy do ya’ll!!!
MJ and Store Clerk and Katherine-::runs up to Richard Simmons:: OMG I’m your BIGGEST fan!!!!
Katherine-U 2 aren’t his biggest fan by a long shot.
Store Clerk-Yeah right little girl…I’ve been exercising with Richard before u were born.
Me-Somehow that doesn’t sound right.
MJ-Well me and the boys who sleep over at my house have a Richard Simmons marathon every Thursday night.
Kay and Me-EWWWWWWW!!! Child molester!!!!
MJ-I…AM…NOT…A…CHILD…MOLESTER…I…JUST…LIKE…2…PLAY…
WITH…LITTLE...BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone-::blank stare::
Richard Simmons-So…lets sit in a circle and get to know each other!!! I’ll start first!!! YAY I LOVE THIS GAME!!! ::blush:: Ok my name is Richard and I like to exercise and wear colorful clothes and make people feel happy!!! ::laughs really girly::
Katherine-HI I’M KATHERINE!!!!! I’m a whore. Ummm…I’ve been going behind my best friend’s back with her boyfriend. Oh yeah…I’m the queen of the sluts!!!
Everyone-U WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Kay-Hi…I’m Kay…and I like HOTWHEELS.
Me-Hi…I’m Adrienne and I like llamas.
Llama-Did someone say llama?
Me-Eeekkk…a llama. Can I keep u as my pet llama?
Llama-Sure!!!!
Me-What’s your name?
Llama-Microsoft the Llama.
Me-AWWWWW…HOW CUTE!!! Can we keep him Sean.
Sean Biggerstaff-Uhhh…I guess so.
Larry the Mannequin-Hey I’m Larry and I’m actually a girl.
Everyone-::backs away::
Richard Simmons-That’s even too nasty for me to handle.
Kay-::pulls out a chainsaw from her pocket:: You’re going down.
Larry the Mannequin-No…u wouldn’t…please don’t!!!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
And that was the end of Larry the Mannequin. The mannequin was made into fire wood.
A moment of silence please. ::silence:: On with the story!!!!!
Richard Simmons-Maybe this whole getting to know each other thing wasn’t such a good idea.
Microsoft the Llama-No kidding.
Richard Simmons-::flutters his eyelashes and looks at the store clerk:: Hey sexy.
Kay and Me-EWWWWWW!!!!! ::runs and hides in corners::
The King-::turns all evil and even more creepy looking and attacks::
Well this is where I stop. Stay tuned to find out what the king does…god only knows what that crazy plastic king could do when he’s mad.

Well I'm off now so buh bye!!!!!
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Sunday, August 14, 2005

   I Want The Smiley's Sunglasses
HEY!!! I feel so...BLAH. Anyways yesterday I went to the mall and got this Rocky and Bullwinkle shirt and 2 other shirts. I also got this really nifty keychain...it's soooooooooo pretty. Anyways...my grandma leaves to go up north tomorrow for a week...YAY NO ONE WILL YELL AT ME FOR A WEEK!!!! But yeah...my mom is coming to stay with me since my dad works nights. Yay...I'm listening to The Reason...I haven't heard this song in like FOREVER. I'm not really sure what to say...but I will find something to talk about. Eekkk...omg I got my guinea pig this nifty new treat from the pet store. Anyways...since my guinea pig LOVES chewing boxes...I bought him this special box where they're suppose to chew up the box to get to the treat inside. No more chewing up the carpet for him...at least I hope. Anyways I must go so buh bye for now.
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Friday, August 12, 2005

   I Love The Smiley's Glasses
Hi. I'm tired so I'm not gonna write too much.

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Created by naw5689 and taken 33185 times on bzoink!
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:	The Ataris
Are you male or female:	Clara
Describe yourself:	Sleepy
How do some people feel about you:	Unopened Letter To The World
How do you feel about yourself:	The Saddest Song Ever
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:	The Boys Of Summer
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:	Your Boyfriend Sucks
Describe where you want to be:	My Hotel Year
Describe what you want to be:	Teenage Riot
Describe how you live:	Looking Back On Today
Describe how you love:	You Need A Hug
Share a few words of wisdom	The Hero Dies In This One
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Music survey over 50 Q's
Created by mizzmarye420 and taken 97 times on bzoink!
what was ur first CD?	sadly...it was The Backstreet Boys Black and Blue cd
What was your first CD bought?	ummm...isn't that like the 1st question? I guess it was this one Aaron Carter cd that I bought when I was like 9
what was the you last CD bought?	Listen To Your Heart By D.H.T....that cd is amazing
did u listen to cassets?	ummm...aren't they outdated?
do you listen to country?	no...not really
Pop?	not really
Disco?	NO!!!!!
Rap?	ick no
R&B?	no
Metal?	no
Emo?	yeah I guess so
Punk?	yeah
PoP Punk?	yup
Heavy Metal?	no
what is you favorite band?	The Ataris
Your favorite singer?	Kris Roe from The Ataris
Favorite Male Voice?	John Mayer
Favorite Femal Voice?	Sherri DuPree from Eisley
Favorite song?	Plenty of Paper by Eisley
Your favorite concert?	Green Day and My Chemical Romance concert
Any concerts eager to go to?	The Ataris...they're coming here in November
Any CD's comeing out soon that u want to get?	none that I know of
what will be the next CD you will buy?	From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy
Do you and your friends like the same music?	yup yup
you and your parents?	ummm...that's a no
any autographs from bands?	yup...The All-American Rejects and Eisley
Do you sing in the shower?	no
Do you have a band?	nope
Do you have any Idol's?	yup I do
Have you ever meet any one in a band?	yes...I got pictures taken with Tyson and Nick from the All-American Rejects and I met Eisley
did you like hanson?	no
who was your favorite?	none of them
did you like Back Street Boys?	at one time I did
favorite member?	Nick Carter
Did (or sitll do) like N'Sync?	I use to
favorite member?	Lance...I forget his last name
favorite rapper?	Lil Jon...lol
favorite country singer?	none
favorite bassest?	Jonathan Wilson from Eisley
favorite guitarest?	Kris Roe from The Ataris
favorite DJ?	Joe Hahn from Linkin Park
are you bored yet?	not really
favorite rap song?	Work It by Missy Elliot...ack what has my mom and sis exposed me to
favorite Rock song?	The Clincher by Chevelle
favorite emo song?	Move Along by The All-American Rejects
favorite country song?	Whiskey Lullaby by some Brad guy
do you like any bands that are like underground?	I suspose
do you like any bands that aren't signed yet?	yup
if you could meet one band who would that be?	The Ataris
was this fun?	sure why not
are you listening to music right now?	yup
what?	Chevelle
what was the last song you listend to?	Panic Prone
do u listen to the radio?	yup
what station?	97X
im done. are you glad?	sure why not
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Well I must go...I'll post later.



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Thursday, August 11, 2005

   I Never Understood This Smiley...If U Ask Me It Looks LIke The Smiley Died
WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!! SoOoOoOoOoOoO hyper!!! NO HOMEWORK TONIGHT!!!!! I'm hoping to get the next part in the story out by Saturday...but I don't know yet because I have 2 stories I want to work on. LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!! So sad...I missed Chevelle in concert on Tuesday. Anyways I shall leave u with that. By for now!!! Oh...I almost forgot...U LOOK GREAT IN THAT SEATBELT...lol the oddness of Driver ED.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005

   Blah Blah Blah
Hey!!! Anyways this is the next part in the story. This part is written by me.

So we last left off where Bird Girl's mask falls off and Security Cops Mack and Jack are missing or w/e. Most importantly how will Kay and Adrienne ever get out of this horrible store? On to the next part in the story!!!



Bird Girl-::falls while running away and mask falls off::

Everyone-GASP!!

Bird Girl-::looks up to reveal that she is indeed Paris Hilton::

Everyone-That's hot!!!!

Paris Hilton-Ok...I'm Bird Girl.

Kay-Ummm...we kinda figured that out by now!!!

Katherine-Omg...you're like my most favorite person EVER!!!!! I try my best to be like your twin. I've even become a walking slut like u!!!

Me-No kidding.

Paris Hilton-Hello...no one can ever be as slutty as me.

Katherine-Watch this. ::walks up and tries to kiss the store clerk::

Store Clerk-Omg...ewwwwww!!!!

Katherine-He's so cute when he says ewww. Come here hot stuff!!!

Store Clerk-::runs and hides behind the big moose head ::

MJ-::walks up to Gumby and starts fluttering his eyelashes::

Gumby-Hi...do I know u?

MJ-U should. I've been all over the news. ::starts doing the moon walk::

Kay-Now that's just creepy.

Larry the Manaquin-Hide me!!!

Store Clerk-Hey ya’ll…I got some REALLY bad news to tell ya’ll.

Kay-What is it?!?! Is the sky falling?!?!

Store Clerk-NO…even worse!!!!

Everyone-Well what is it?!?!?!?!

Store Clerk-My hair has lost it’s prettiness!!!!

Everyone-::looks at him like he’s crazy::

Store Clerk-Oh yeah…an another thing. Hurricane Billy Joe Piccolo is headed our way…therefore the mall will be closed up to a week…maybe more.

Kay and Me-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay-We’re gonna die in here.

Me-I didn’t plan to go like this.

MJ-::chases after Gumby::

Gumby-Get him away from me…he’s scary!!!!

MJ-Ready or not here I come my precious celery buddy.

Pokey-::kicks MJ in the face and MJ’s nose falls off::

Katherine-Ewwwwww!!!!!

MJ-My nose!!!!

Paris Hilton-That’s hot!!! Noses falling off of a guy are a big turn on.

Kay and Me-WTF?!?!?!

Larry the Manaquin-Hey…did ya’ll know that Security Cops Mack and Jack just left with all the fried rice from the food court.

Katherine-Yum…I love fried rice and celery. ::eyes Gumby in a hungry way::

Store Clerk-Well…there goes my chances with those hot cops. ::crawls to a corner and starts to cry::

Kay-How pathetic!!!

Larry the Manaquin-We better just make the best of this. For now let us sleep.

Paris Hilton-He’s odd.

Kay-::goes off and makes a tent out of all the clothes::

Katherine-::sneaks up to sales clerk and ties him up so he won’t run away from her::

MJ-::crawls over to a sleeping Gumby and kisses him::

Gumby-::wakes up and punches MJ and MJ’s hair falls off his head::

Paris Hilton-I didn’t know u were bald.

MJ-I’d rather not talk about it.

Everyone-::falls asleep ::

Kay-::wakes up from a deep sleep and looks beside her to see a king with a huge plastic head::

Unknown Voice-NEW…the double croissanwich!!

Kay-::looks very scared::

The King-::sits there with that big plastic smile::

Unknown Voice-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

The King-::hands Kay the double croissanwich::

Kay-::looks at it in an odd way::

Unknown Voice-That’s right….the double croissanwich.

The King-::puts his hand on Kay’s knee and throws back his huge plastic head laughing::

Kay-::looks sickened::

Unknown Voice-WAKE UP WITH THE KING!!!!!

Kay-::runs out of the clothes tent carrying the double croissanwich::

Paris Hilton-Yum…I love the double croissanwich!!!

Kay-Here take it.

Paris Hilton-That’s hot!!!!

The King-::sticks his giant plastic head out of the tent::

Paris Hilton-::drops the croissanwich:: Omg…you’re sooooo hot. ::runs up and kisses The King on his huge plastic mouth::

Meanwhile...Kay manages to get the rest of the people up to tell her horrifying story.

Kay-Omg…it was horrible!!! He was half man…half plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

me-Kinda like Britney Spears.

Kay-Exactly…only he had a huge head and there was this voice….

MJ-What kinda voice?

Kay-A creepy voice. ::shudder::

Gumby-What was it saying?

Kay-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

Everyone except Kay-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese?!?!

Kay-::pulls on her hair:: STOP SAYING IT!!!!!!

Katherine-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese!!! Wow that’s catchy.

Paris Hilton-::walks in with The King’s arm around her:: Guess what?!?!? The King and I are getting married!!! ::holds out her hand with a gummy lifesaver on it.

Kay-::screams:: THAT’S HIM!!!!!!

Katherine-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

Larry the Manaquin-Ok…now it’s getting old Karen.

Katherine-It’s Katherine!!!!

And so began the wedding of the slut and the half man half plastic king.

Paris Hilton-::walks down the aisle to the cash register where The King is standing::

Store Clerk-::stands there looking at himself in the mirror:: Oh…ummm…we are brought here today to marry this whore to this one hot guy…The King.

Paris Hilton-I always knew my wedding would be in Abercrombie and Fitch. ::gets a distant gaze in her eyes::

Store Clerk-::pounces on The King and starts to kiss him and The King puts his arms around the extremely hot store clerk::

Paris Hilton-Omg…you’re cheating on me!!!

Store Clerk-Sorry honey…The King and I are a couple now. Ain’t that right sweetheart?

The King-::nods and starts to kiss the store clerk::

Store Clerk-An there ain’t nothin u can do about it. ::snaps his finger in Paris Hilton’s face::

Kay and Me-::look at each other very scared::

Unknown Person-Hello!!!

Kay-OMG…I’m hearing things again!!!! It’s the voices…they NEVER stop.

Unknown Person-I’m Sean Biggerstaff

Me-::screams then faints::

Sean Biggerstaff-What’s wrong with her?

Kay-She’s like in love with u.

Me-::wakes up:: Will u marry me Sean?

Sean Biggerstaff-Sure!!!!

Me-Ekkkkk!!!

And so begins the 2nd wedding of the day.

Store Clerk-Does my hair look ok?

Everyone-YES!!!!!!

Store Clerk-I’m sorry King sweetie…I can’t spend every minute kissing u.

Kay-Oh forget him…I always wanted to be a marriage person!!!!

Me-U did?

Kay-Of coarse…it’s such a beautiful thing!!!!

Me-::looks at Kay like she finally lost it::

Kay-So…we came here today to marry this Florida girl with this Scottish guy. Nice kilt!!!! Can I borrow it?

Sean Biggerstaff-Thanks…it’s my special events kilt so no u can’t borrow it but I’ll buy u one if u want.

Kay-Goody!!!! Anyways do u Sean Biggerstaff take this Florida girl to be your wife?

Sean Biggerstaff-I do.

Kay-Really?!?! Even though she’s totally insane.

Sean Biggerstaff-Yes…I do even though she’s totally insane.

Me-YAY!!!!

Kay-And do u Adrienne take this Scottish boy to be your husband?

Me-I do.

Kay-I now pronounce u husband and wife!!! U may now hug the bride!!!!

Everyone-HUG?!?!?!

Kay-Well…yeah…I’m so sick of seeing people being kissed.

Sean Biggerstaff-::hugs me::

Gumby-::kisses Kay:: Bless u sweet girl…bless u!!!

Katherine-Let’s party till the cows come home!!!!!!

Cow-MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kay-Awww…he’s so cute. Can we keep the cow?

MJ-Sure…he’ll be good BBQ.

Paris Hilton-And he’ll make an excellent cow hair coat.

Kay-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not Mary Jane!!!!!!!!

Everyone-Mary Jane?!?!?!

Kay-Yeah…I just named her.



And so ends this part of the story. What will happen between the Store Clerk and The King?

Will Kay and Gumby become an item? Will everyone start listening to bagpipe music? And most importantly what will become of Mary Jane the cow?!?!?!? Stay tuned next time to find out what will happen.

Well that's all for now. Buh bye now!!!!!!



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