Wednesday, July 27, 2005

   Lalalalalalala....Ack
Hey!!! I'm back yet again. I still plan to write about the Hot Hot Heat and Eisley concert...but that is for another day. Anyways continuing on with my old story about my friend Kay and I getting locked in Abercrombie and Fitch. This part of the story however is being written by Kay. So anyways here it is...



MEANWHILE-

security cop jack stalks food court- i love carrots! ::starts singing the mr. rogers theme song::
security cop mack- i love fire! ::skips to theme song buddy jack is singing::

back in abercrombie, katherine contents herself with a shirt that sports "abercrombie bitch"

me-that shirt looks good on you
mj- omg, i want you! i mean it! ::looks around frantically::can i try it on?
me- uhh....i don't think you fit that catagory- try this one on-::grabs shirt sporting "i love little kids!! let me baby sit yours!"
adrienne-omg, that just fits you mj!!
salad fingers-.......spoons.... stalking... walls!!!! closing in!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEGHHHH!!!!
::runs into nearby mirror::
clerk guy- hey that was MY mirror!!! ::mirror shatters::
adrienne-....hahahaha...you broke that mirror
president- i declare war on this cologne!!
::breaks cologne bottle and cuts hand and everyone stares::
me-uhh... who did you vote for salad fingers?
salad fingers- ::lies twitching on carpet floor::
kath- i can't breathe!! ::faints dramatically::
adrienne- WOOO!! there goes one problem! ha! and i didn't have to bring out Bird Girl!!
me-........omg.... did you hear that?
Bird Girl- yes i did
me- ::turns around and sees Bird Girl stalking shadows:: you Fiend!!!
adrienne- i thought you were allergic to salad ::points to man with salad fingers with foam seeping out mouth and nose::
Bird Girl- for everything there's Claritin, for everything else, use MasterCard
me- that doesn't make sense
adrienne- i want salad
me- i have spoons.
salad fingers-::flips into air:: SPOOONSSSSSS
President- COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! CRISP....
me- .... i love that cereal.
adrienne- i love Trix..... because they were for kids.
::secruity cops mack and jack walk in:: security cop mack- i love CoCoa Pebbles
me- you like rocks?
::spots fire::OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN FIRE!! I"M TELLING SMOKEY BEAR(tm) ON YOU!!! ::throws self in the fake plug-in fire and begins to smoke::
adrienne-omg you are so hot
security cop jack-NOOOO!!! man down!!! man down!!
Bird Girl- squak.... i love crackers!
katherine-i love anchovies and garlic
me- you mean florida crackers?
Bird Girl- duh, why else would i live here?
salad fingers- i love ranch dressing ::starts holding conversations with mirror::
president- i love glasses ::takes out huge spectacles:: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblha...
::everyone execpt salad fingers stares::
security cop Jack pulls security cop Mack out of fire-WHY, MACK, WHY?!?!?!
security cop Mack- i love fire. do you have a horse?
me-to adrienne- let's dig ourselves out with my spoo....sporks.
security cop Mack- i love fire. do you have a horse?
adrienne-okay
Salad fingers- I. HATE. SPORKS!!! ::detonates on mj and katherine::
::me and adrienne stare::
unknown source- do you need help with your foons?
adrienne- sporks. not foons, sporks.
me-......is that you larry?
larry- why yes it is, but you can call me walter if you wish.
president- i wish i had a balloon. oh wait, i already have one. blah blahblahblah, hey.
walter/larry- i see the future.
me- i'm cold. move, mack, i want fire.
mack- MINE!!! my glasses!!! my fire!! my.....Jack? where am i?
Jack- ::tear::..... sniff* we're at work...
president-... hello, boys. are you new here? i didn't recall seeing any one worthy of second glance ::everyone glares::
larry-who in bob's name are you? for my name is bob, you know
president-why i'm the president of the United States, thank u very much.
bob- did...you call me?
katherine- i may be covered in mr. late salad fingers, but that doesn't mean you have to shy away from me, you hot store clerk you....
store clerk- i have some band-aids
katherine- i love you too
mj- i thought what we had was special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is why i prefer little boys.
::everyone stares::
larry- wow.
me-How do you talk?
walter- i don't know. who are you?
me- uhh, i disremember.
store clerk- this kid is rabid
larry walter-::foams at unopened plastic mouth::
me-OMG!!! NOT YOU TOOO!!
::store clerk walks over and strips larry/walter of marlyn manson shirt:: no more punk shirts for you!! you..sexy... maniquan *twisted grin overcomes innoccent prep face*
larry/walter- i regret not having legs right now
me-i'll save yo-
katherine- you man whore!!! i hate you!!! ::runs up and slaps store clerk with slimed-green hand::.....hey big man... ::sneaks up to president::
president- as the prez of the Uunited states i COMMAND you to get away from my personal manaquin!!!
larry/walter- i should have forseen this.
me-why didn't you?
larry- i can only see what's gonna happen at random times and the last thing i saw was a walking celery sti-OMG!!!!!!!!!
::Gumby comes in riding Pokey::
Gumby- how ya'll doing?
me- omg you sound so funny.... like a nerd.
Gumby-.... well i don't think you can be called a walking celery stick.
adrienne- he's right, kay.
me-.....president, get off the plastic talking future seeing manaquin!!! he is not for sale!! ....and if you can not tell by his "rock against bush" shirt, he fancies you in no shape, form, or fashion.
adrienne- ....wha? ::looks:: o my gah i'm gonna hurl
Bird Girl- o my god, i'm allergic to affection!!! EEEKKK!!! ::throws self in a dressing room and starts rocking back and forth curled in a ball::
gumby- i came to see how ya'll were doing.
me- omg, wishes DO come true!!! ::throws self at gumby's stubby foot-thing::
::Pokey commences to lick the departed-salad man's guts off the horrified Kath::
pokey- is this ranch?
adrienne- omg you can talk!
me- omg you sound like a mexican!!
pokey-si, senorita.
larry- i'm about to fall off my stand.
me- omg i think i'm gonna toss my cookies. ::tosses president out nearest window::
pokey- that tasted interesting.
adrienne-where's the fire?
::everybody looks::
store clerk- where did those two cute security cops get off too? ::jealous::
me- MACK!!!
Jack- Mack's not here.
adrienne- where are you two?
Mack- we don't know
::Bird Girl shrieks:: WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM!!!! GHOSTS!!!
::Bird Girl falls running away and mask falls off::
everyone- GASP!!!


Who lies behind the Bird Girl's mask? And where did security cop Mack and security cop Jack appear from? last of all, how will Kay and Adrienne get out this weird and terrifying store? stay tuned next time, for the new adventures of "who the heck are you?! and where am i?"

Anyways I hope u liked it. Well I'm gonna go so I will try my best to post more.


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Monday, July 18, 2005

   Eisley Rocks
Why is it so hard to get over someone that was very special to u? Life sucks right now.
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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   Tired
Sean Biggerstaff is hot...but his picture probably won't show up. I got a sunburn today...it sucks!!!! Well bye for now.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

   Markers Are Sooooo Colorful!!!!
Hey!!!! It's been awhile since i've written. I've been busy with a lot of stuff. Friday I'm going to see Eisley and Hot Hot Heat. That's suppose to be a picture of Eisley up there if it shows up...which it probably won't. Omg...my boyfriend can be so annoying. But anyways I'm gonna go and finish my summer homework...the horror!!!! Buh bye now!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

   Yawn...Can't Think Of A Good Post Title
Hey!!!!! I'm back in my happy mood again. Go me!!!!! Anyways I really don't feel like finishing my one story yet so i'm just gonna talk about random stuff today. So here I sit listening to random songs on my iPod. I'm so glad I got my iPod fixed. Anyways i'm listening to She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5...I only like 2 songs off their cd. Anyways Chevelle is coming here in August...I soooooo wanna go. Anyways me and my friend Ambre' went out yesterday and I got this cute little Gumby stuffed animal. Then Ambre' dragged me to the book store and kept me there for hours. So I wander off into the kids section....I know I can be so childish. Anyways i've run out of things to talk about...so buh bye for now!!!!!
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Monday, June 13, 2005

   Why Are Slow Songs So Depressing
Hey...I feel so alone and empty right now. I told my boyfriend today that we needed a break and I miss him already. I really think I made the worst mistake of my life. I need time to understand my feelings but I need him. Why does everything have to be so difficult? Anyways here's the song of the day...



Artist: Switchfoot
Album: New Way To Be Human
Title: Only Hope



There's a song inside of me soul
It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again
I'm awake in the infinite cold
But You sing to me over and over again

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
and pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I know You're my only hope

Sing to me the song of the stars




Of Your galaxy dancing and laughing
and laughing again
When it feels like my drams are so far
Sing to me of the plans that You have for me over again

I give You my apathy
I'm giving You all of me
I want Your symphony
Singing in all that I am
At the top of my lungs I'm giving it back

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Sunday, June 12, 2005

   Another One Of Those Emotional Posts
Hey...today i'm just gonna write down my feelings. This summer has been really difficult on me. My friend Justin is off training to be a marine and I miss him so much. 7 weeks is a long time for him to be gone from me and I feel so lost without him. Then there is my one close friend who I got really close to last summer and I really miss how we use to be. He means everything to me yet he's been so busy with work. Then there is the guy i'm with now...it feels so odd to be with someone else now. I truely miss my relationship with Chuck. I don't know why I have so many feelings but it's confusing me so much. Everything feels so weird to me this summer. New friends....new people. I wanna be single again yet I don't want to be. I hate breaking up with people. I just don't know what I want. Anyways i'm gonna go before I confuse myself more. Buh bye now.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

   Short Yet Simple Post
I BROKE MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!! Well i'm done saying what I had to say. Buh bye now.
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Saturday, June 4, 2005

   Sprite Is A Fun Word To Say
Hey-ey!!!!!! Omg...I watched 50 First Dates 4 times on Thursday. God I LOVE that movie!!!!!!! Anyways I went out to lunch and to the movies with Ambre' yesterday. Then we went back to her house and played Crazy Taxi for awhile. I just threw in that stuff to take up space because it sounds kinda boring but I had fun yesterday. I try and write posts that actually seem long but in reality they're just a bunch of random stuff thrown together. GO ME!!!!!!! Anyways back to my story.

Kay-Why won't he shut up?
me-I think the 8th grade whore hurt his feelings.
Salad Fingers-::crawls into a clothes rack and starts rocking back and forth::
Katherine-HEY I'm NOT AN 8TH GRADE WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kay-Odd.
MJ-Hey Salad Fingers come join us around the camp fire.
me-If u could call it a camp fire.
Salad Fingers-::slowly crawls out of clothes rack over to plug in camp fire::
MJ-Now isn't this nice...6 friends sitting around a camp fire roasting a plastic moose head.
me-I hardly call us friends.
MJ-Sure we're all friends. This calls for a sleepover at my place.
everyone-NO!!!!!!!
Katherine-OMG!!!! I know what we should do!!!!! Lets tell scary stories. Salad Fingers u go first.
Salad Fingers-Well...I was walking around my house...and I noticed...that I no longer...had...ANY RUSTY SPOONS!!!! ::starts screaming his head off::
everyone-::looks at Salad Fingers in an odd way::
Katherine-Ok Adrienne...u go next.
me-Well this may be the scariest story you've ever heard. So me and my friend Kay go into Abercrombie and Fitch and meet this gay sales guy. Then we get locked in. Then comes in the 8th grade whore. Then it gets worse and a child freak guy comes in. Then a monkey has to make things worse. Then some salad guy enters. And i'm stuck in Abercrombie and Fitch with a bunch of freaks.
Kay-I agree.
everyone-::looks at me and Kay with red in their eyes and they attack::

Ok I leave u there with that. Anyways here's a song for today.

Artist: Beach Boys
Album: Beach
Title: Wouldn't It Be Nice

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we've been spending





I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn't it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
And then we'd be happy

Wouldn't it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldn't it be nice

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Sunday, May 29, 2005

   I
Hey!!!!! Anyways last night my dad got me the CHevelle cd...I LOVE IT!!!!! I've been waiting forever for this cd. I'm trying to get the cd Songs Not To Get Married To by Reggie and the Full Effect. I love the song Get Well Soon on their cd...the music video is really cute yet sad. Anyways Snow Patrol is here in Tampa tonight and I so wanna go see them. Now to continue on with my lovely story.

Kay-NOOOOOOO!!!! The door won't open!!!
me-So...we're stuck in here...with these creepy people.
Katherine-::comes out of a dressing run:: Do these jeans make me look fat?
MJ-OMG...there soooooo perfect on u.
Katherine-Oh Michael you're like my best friend ever. ::jumps up and hugs MJ::
me and Kay-::eyes grow wide and back up slowly::
Kay-This is like a horror movie and I don't think we're gonna like the ending to it either.
Bush-Hey...this moose head is hollow!!!
me-No duh u monkey...like they'd put a REAL moose head on the wall.
Salad Fingers-::walks in::
everyone-::looks creeped out and backs away::
Salad Fingers-I like rusty spoons. ::evil laugh::
everyone-::screams out in horror::
me-OMG...it so did get worse.
Salad Fingers-::starts walking towards everyone breathing deeply::
everyone-::looks at him in horror::
Salad Fingers-Helloooo...my name is...Salad Fingers. I like rusty spoons. May I ask where u keep your spoons.
Katherine-We don't have any spoons u olive headed green freak.
Salad Fingers-::screams a shrilling cry::
Kay-OMG make it stop!!!!!

Anyways I plan to continue this next time I write a post. Till then here's a song...

Artist: Chevelle
Album: This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Title: The Clincher

Touch - I'll stand for nothing less -
Or never stand again - Thiese are the limits when you's buried -
This body's left the soul - Could we have known -
Never would I, helped to nail down - Careful of drifting off -
Now losing taste and touch - Turning a pale blue leaning in to say -
This body's left the soul - The brain needs oxygen -
Can't sneak around this bait - His catacomb has got me by the chin -





This body's left the soul - (Chorus) - Could we have known -
Never would I, helped to nail down - With nothing to gain -
Here's the clincher, this should be you - Now saturate, and touch -
Now saturate, the earth - (Last Chorus) - This happened to be,
never changing - Holding inside, the phobie viewed -
Made cold and crippled, ending it all

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