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Thursday, November 4, 2004


   RIP BETTY
Ok so like I bought this lollipop named Betty. She was hot pink lips and yeah it was a hot pink lollipop shaped like lips. This is a true story of how Betty the lollipop...well...died. This is a converstation between me and Kaylie about Betty and how she...omg i'm gonna cry!!!!!!!!!! Just read it!!!!!!!!!!!

Kayliebell [5:10 PM]: uhhhhh....adreinne??
Kayliebell [5:10 PM]: hello??
Kayliebell [5:10 PM]: i'm so alone!!!][
LPGirl9008 [5:10 PM]: betty attacked me!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayliebell [5:10 PM]: lol!!
LPGirl9008 [5:11 PM]: i'm sueing
Kayliebell [5:11 PM]: you can't!!! you murdered her-or are righ-(-gasp-) ican't associate with murderes!!
LPGirl9008 [5:12 PM]: lol
LPGirl9008 [5:13 PM]: betty's just barely alive
LPGirl9008 [5:13 PM]: yum stawberries n cream
Kayliebell [5:13 PM]: yeah....probably on oxygen by now
Kayliebell [5:14 PM]: urgh
LPGirl9008 [5:14 PM]: the lollipop was shaped like a pair of lips lol
Kayliebell [5:15 PM]: o it must've been betty boop
Kayliebell [5:15 PM]: lol'
LPGirl9008 [5:15 PM]: lol maybe
LPGirl9008 [5:15 PM]: say goodbye to her
Kayliebell [5:16 PM]: bye!!!!!!!!
Kayliebell [5:16 PM]: what do you want me to do with her will??
Kayliebell [5:17 PM]: and what kind of stone does she want for her gravestone, or is she gonna be burned or cut apart for donating?
LPGirl9008 [5:17 PM]: she wants to be burned and spread over the ocean
LPGirl9008 [5:18 PM]: it's what she always wanted
Kayliebell [5:18 PM]: o me too
LPGirl9008 [5:19 PM]: owww i bit my tongue
Kayliebell [5:19 PM]: rest with the fisheys, drifting downward into the comfort of the dark infinite where the unknown lurks in the confidence that tomorrow will always be there
LPGirl9008 [5:20 PM]: yea
LPGirl9008 [5:20 PM]: well betty's just a lollipop stick now
LPGirl9008 [5:20 PM]: it's over now
Kayliebell [5:20 PM]: lol go throw her in the bathtub
LPGirl9008 [5:20 PM]: we can all move on
Kayliebell [5:20 PM]: or the sink
LPGirl9008 [5:21 PM]: lol
LPGirl9008 [5:21 PM]: she's in a better place now
LPGirl9008 [5:21 PM]: i place called candyland
Kayliebell [5:21 PM]: where??did you dump her in the trash can??
Kayliebell [5:21 PM]: lol good one'
LPGirl9008 [5:21 PM]: lol
LPGirl9008 [5:22 PM]: betty left u her favorite hot pink lipstick
Kayliebell [5:22 PM]: woohoo
Kayliebell [5:22 PM]: and the hooker pumps??
Kayliebell [5:22 PM]: with the lace??
LPGirl9008 [5:23 PM]: no she left that for ambray
LPGirl9008 [5:23 PM]: she thought ambray needed it more
Kayliebell [5:23 PM]: dang'
LPGirl9008 [5:23 PM]: lol
Kayliebell [5:23 PM]: lol!!!]

That was so beautiful yet sad. ::starts crying:: Anyways Betty left behind a husband named Bob the Butterfinger(who was EATEN by Kaylie and her son Bob Jr. the Reese's(who I kinda ate today). At least now Betty is in a better place. THE GREAT CANDYLAND!!!!!!!

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