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Wednesday, March 2, 2005


   Oh Look...It's Hillsborough High School!!!
Hey people!!!!! I went with my friend Lexi tonight to see the Hillsborough and Chamberlain baseball game...Chambo lost. Anyways i'm depressed so i'm gonna try and tell a story to make me feel better.
setting-in a tree in the middle of a snowy forest
Ms.Squirrel-Here is some of my best nut bread.
K and me-YUM!!! Thank ya!!!!
me-I miss my lover.
K-Oh gah...not again!!!!!
me-::grabs Mr.Wiggles the sock money and starts crying and drowns Mr.Wiggles:: Oh my good gah...i've drown the sockness of Mr.Wiggles!!!!
K-Can you shut your pie hole...i'm watching Blue's Clues ::turns back to acorn tv::
me-I didn't know you watched Blue's Clues.
Kayleigh-Just hush...OMG A CLUE A CLUE!!!!!!!!!
me-::stares in horror at Kayleigh::
K-Do you mind?
me-::still stares in horror::
K-::grabs Mr.Wiggles and throws him out of the tree::
me-::runs out of the ree in the cold snow and watches in horror as the slutty 8th grader Katherine catches the flying monkey::
Katherine-Muwahahaha...I got your Chris and now your darling Mr.Wiggles!!!!!
me-NO!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs in slow motion in leaps but falls in the snow::
Katherine-::hops on a tractor and speeds off::
me-::falls in the snow crying::
Michael Jackson-::comes up and hugs me::
me-::eyes growing wide::
Michael Jackson-What are you starring aT?
me-OMG YOU HAVE NO NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!::runs off::
Michael Jackson-Why do kids fear me...i'm a sweet loving person. ::spots Katherine:: Hey little slutty girl...do wanna come with me to Neverland?
Well that's it for now...bye ya'll!!!
P.S. K stands for my strange friend who's strange


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