Wednesday, July 27, 2005

   Lalalalalalala....Ack
Hey!!! I'm back yet again. I still plan to write about the Hot Hot Heat and Eisley concert...but that is for another day. Anyways continuing on with my old story about my friend Kay and I getting locked in Abercrombie and Fitch. This part of the story however is being written by Kay. So anyways here it is...



MEANWHILE-

security cop jack stalks food court- i love carrots! ::starts singing the mr. rogers theme song::
security cop mack- i love fire! ::skips to theme song buddy jack is singing::

back in abercrombie, katherine contents herself with a shirt that sports "abercrombie bitch"

me-that shirt looks good on you
mj- omg, i want you! i mean it! ::looks around frantically::can i try it on?
me- uhh....i don't think you fit that catagory- try this one on-::grabs shirt sporting "i love little kids!! let me baby sit yours!"
adrienne-omg, that just fits you mj!!
salad fingers-.......spoons.... stalking... walls!!!! closing in!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEGHHHH!!!!
::runs into nearby mirror::
clerk guy- hey that was MY mirror!!! ::mirror shatters::
adrienne-....hahahaha...you broke that mirror
president- i declare war on this cologne!!
::breaks cologne bottle and cuts hand and everyone stares::
me-uhh... who did you vote for salad fingers?
salad fingers- ::lies twitching on carpet floor::
kath- i can't breathe!! ::faints dramatically::
adrienne- WOOO!! there goes one problem! ha! and i didn't have to bring out Bird Girl!!
me-........omg.... did you hear that?
Bird Girl- yes i did
me- ::turns around and sees Bird Girl stalking shadows:: you Fiend!!!
adrienne- i thought you were allergic to salad ::points to man with salad fingers with foam seeping out mouth and nose::
Bird Girl- for everything there's Claritin, for everything else, use MasterCard
me- that doesn't make sense
adrienne- i want salad
me- i have spoons.
salad fingers-::flips into air:: SPOOONSSSSSS
President- COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! CRISP....
me- .... i love that cereal.
adrienne- i love Trix..... because they were for kids.
::secruity cops mack and jack walk in:: security cop mack- i love CoCoa Pebbles
me- you like rocks?
::spots fire::OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN FIRE!! I"M TELLING SMOKEY BEAR(tm) ON YOU!!! ::throws self in the fake plug-in fire and begins to smoke::
adrienne-omg you are so hot
security cop jack-NOOOO!!! man down!!! man down!!
Bird Girl- squak.... i love crackers!
katherine-i love anchovies and garlic
me- you mean florida crackers?
Bird Girl- duh, why else would i live here?
salad fingers- i love ranch dressing ::starts holding conversations with mirror::
president- i love glasses ::takes out huge spectacles:: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblha...
::everyone execpt salad fingers stares::
security cop Jack pulls security cop Mack out of fire-WHY, MACK, WHY?!?!?!
security cop Mack- i love fire. do you have a horse?
me-to adrienne- let's dig ourselves out with my spoo....sporks.
security cop Mack- i love fire. do you have a horse?
adrienne-okay
Salad fingers- I. HATE. SPORKS!!! ::detonates on mj and katherine::
::me and adrienne stare::
unknown source- do you need help with your foons?
adrienne- sporks. not foons, sporks.
me-......is that you larry?
larry- why yes it is, but you can call me walter if you wish.
president- i wish i had a balloon. oh wait, i already have one. blah blahblahblah, hey.
walter/larry- i see the future.
me- i'm cold. move, mack, i want fire.
mack- MINE!!! my glasses!!! my fire!! my.....Jack? where am i?
Jack- ::tear::..... sniff* we're at work...
president-... hello, boys. are you new here? i didn't recall seeing any one worthy of second glance ::everyone glares::
larry-who in bob's name are you? for my name is bob, you know
president-why i'm the president of the United States, thank u very much.
bob- did...you call me?
katherine- i may be covered in mr. late salad fingers, but that doesn't mean you have to shy away from me, you hot store clerk you....
store clerk- i have some band-aids
katherine- i love you too
mj- i thought what we had was special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is why i prefer little boys.
::everyone stares::
larry- wow.
me-How do you talk?
walter- i don't know. who are you?
me- uhh, i disremember.
store clerk- this kid is rabid
larry walter-::foams at unopened plastic mouth::
me-OMG!!! NOT YOU TOOO!!
::store clerk walks over and strips larry/walter of marlyn manson shirt:: no more punk shirts for you!! you..sexy... maniquan *twisted grin overcomes innoccent prep face*
larry/walter- i regret not having legs right now
me-i'll save yo-
katherine- you man whore!!! i hate you!!! ::runs up and slaps store clerk with slimed-green hand::.....hey big man... ::sneaks up to president::
president- as the prez of the Uunited states i COMMAND you to get away from my personal manaquin!!!
larry/walter- i should have forseen this.
me-why didn't you?
larry- i can only see what's gonna happen at random times and the last thing i saw was a walking celery sti-OMG!!!!!!!!!
::Gumby comes in riding Pokey::
Gumby- how ya'll doing?
me- omg you sound so funny.... like a nerd.
Gumby-.... well i don't think you can be called a walking celery stick.
adrienne- he's right, kay.
me-.....president, get off the plastic talking future seeing manaquin!!! he is not for sale!! ....and if you can not tell by his "rock against bush" shirt, he fancies you in no shape, form, or fashion.
adrienne- ....wha? ::looks:: o my gah i'm gonna hurl
Bird Girl- o my god, i'm allergic to affection!!! EEEKKK!!! ::throws self in a dressing room and starts rocking back and forth curled in a ball::
gumby- i came to see how ya'll were doing.
me- omg, wishes DO come true!!! ::throws self at gumby's stubby foot-thing::
::Pokey commences to lick the departed-salad man's guts off the horrified Kath::
pokey- is this ranch?
adrienne- omg you can talk!
me- omg you sound like a mexican!!
pokey-si, senorita.
larry- i'm about to fall off my stand.
me- omg i think i'm gonna toss my cookies. ::tosses president out nearest window::
pokey- that tasted interesting.
adrienne-where's the fire?
::everybody looks::
store clerk- where did those two cute security cops get off too? ::jealous::
me- MACK!!!
Jack- Mack's not here.
adrienne- where are you two?
Mack- we don't know
::Bird Girl shrieks:: WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM!!!! GHOSTS!!!
::Bird Girl falls running away and mask falls off::
everyone- GASP!!!


Who lies behind the Bird Girl's mask? And where did security cop Mack and security cop Jack appear from? last of all, how will Kay and Adrienne get out this weird and terrifying store? stay tuned next time, for the new adventures of "who the heck are you?! and where am i?"

Anyways I hope u liked it. Well I'm gonna go so I will try my best to post more.


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