Tuesday, August 2, 2005

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Hey!!! Anyways this is the next part in the story. This part is written by me.

So we last left off where Bird Girl's mask falls off and Security Cops Mack and Jack are missing or w/e. Most importantly how will Kay and Adrienne ever get out of this horrible store? On to the next part in the story!!!



Bird Girl-::falls while running away and mask falls off::

Everyone-GASP!!

Bird Girl-::looks up to reveal that she is indeed Paris Hilton::

Everyone-That's hot!!!!

Paris Hilton-Ok...I'm Bird Girl.

Kay-Ummm...we kinda figured that out by now!!!

Katherine-Omg...you're like my most favorite person EVER!!!!! I try my best to be like your twin. I've even become a walking slut like u!!!

Me-No kidding.

Paris Hilton-Hello...no one can ever be as slutty as me.

Katherine-Watch this. ::walks up and tries to kiss the store clerk::

Store Clerk-Omg...ewwwwww!!!!

Katherine-He's so cute when he says ewww. Come here hot stuff!!!

Store Clerk-::runs and hides behind the big moose head ::

MJ-::walks up to Gumby and starts fluttering his eyelashes::

Gumby-Hi...do I know u?

MJ-U should. I've been all over the news. ::starts doing the moon walk::

Kay-Now that's just creepy.

Larry the Manaquin-Hide me!!!

Store Clerk-Hey ya’ll…I got some REALLY bad news to tell ya’ll.

Kay-What is it?!?! Is the sky falling?!?!

Store Clerk-NO…even worse!!!!

Everyone-Well what is it?!?!?!?!

Store Clerk-My hair has lost it’s prettiness!!!!

Everyone-::looks at him like he’s crazy::

Store Clerk-Oh yeah…an another thing. Hurricane Billy Joe Piccolo is headed our way…therefore the mall will be closed up to a week…maybe more.

Kay and Me-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay-We’re gonna die in here.

Me-I didn’t plan to go like this.

MJ-::chases after Gumby::

Gumby-Get him away from me…he’s scary!!!!

MJ-Ready or not here I come my precious celery buddy.

Pokey-::kicks MJ in the face and MJ’s nose falls off::

Katherine-Ewwwwww!!!!!

MJ-My nose!!!!

Paris Hilton-That’s hot!!! Noses falling off of a guy are a big turn on.

Kay and Me-WTF?!?!?!

Larry the Manaquin-Hey…did ya’ll know that Security Cops Mack and Jack just left with all the fried rice from the food court.

Katherine-Yum…I love fried rice and celery. ::eyes Gumby in a hungry way::

Store Clerk-Well…there goes my chances with those hot cops. ::crawls to a corner and starts to cry::

Kay-How pathetic!!!

Larry the Manaquin-We better just make the best of this. For now let us sleep.

Paris Hilton-He’s odd.

Kay-::goes off and makes a tent out of all the clothes::

Katherine-::sneaks up to sales clerk and ties him up so he won’t run away from her::

MJ-::crawls over to a sleeping Gumby and kisses him::

Gumby-::wakes up and punches MJ and MJ’s hair falls off his head::

Paris Hilton-I didn’t know u were bald.

MJ-I’d rather not talk about it.

Everyone-::falls asleep ::

Kay-::wakes up from a deep sleep and looks beside her to see a king with a huge plastic head::

Unknown Voice-NEW…the double croissanwich!!

Kay-::looks very scared::

The King-::sits there with that big plastic smile::

Unknown Voice-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

The King-::hands Kay the double croissanwich::

Kay-::looks at it in an odd way::

Unknown Voice-That’s right….the double croissanwich.

The King-::puts his hand on Kay’s knee and throws back his huge plastic head laughing::

Kay-::looks sickened::

Unknown Voice-WAKE UP WITH THE KING!!!!!

Kay-::runs out of the clothes tent carrying the double croissanwich::

Paris Hilton-Yum…I love the double croissanwich!!!

Kay-Here take it.

Paris Hilton-That’s hot!!!!

The King-::sticks his giant plastic head out of the tent::

Paris Hilton-::drops the croissanwich:: Omg…you’re sooooo hot. ::runs up and kisses The King on his huge plastic mouth::

Meanwhile...Kay manages to get the rest of the people up to tell her horrifying story.

Kay-Omg…it was horrible!!! He was half man…half plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

me-Kinda like Britney Spears.

Kay-Exactly…only he had a huge head and there was this voice….

MJ-What kinda voice?

Kay-A creepy voice. ::shudder::

Gumby-What was it saying?

Kay-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

Everyone except Kay-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese?!?!

Kay-::pulls on her hair:: STOP SAYING IT!!!!!!

Katherine-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese!!! Wow that’s catchy.

Paris Hilton-::walks in with The King’s arm around her:: Guess what?!?!? The King and I are getting married!!! ::holds out her hand with a gummy lifesaver on it.

Kay-::screams:: THAT’S HIM!!!!!!

Katherine-Egg and meat and cheese and meat and cheese.

Larry the Manaquin-Ok…now it’s getting old Karen.

Katherine-It’s Katherine!!!!

And so began the wedding of the slut and the half man half plastic king.

Paris Hilton-::walks down the aisle to the cash register where The King is standing::

Store Clerk-::stands there looking at himself in the mirror:: Oh…ummm…we are brought here today to marry this whore to this one hot guy…The King.

Paris Hilton-I always knew my wedding would be in Abercrombie and Fitch. ::gets a distant gaze in her eyes::

Store Clerk-::pounces on The King and starts to kiss him and The King puts his arms around the extremely hot store clerk::

Paris Hilton-Omg…you’re cheating on me!!!

Store Clerk-Sorry honey…The King and I are a couple now. Ain’t that right sweetheart?

The King-::nods and starts to kiss the store clerk::

Store Clerk-An there ain’t nothin u can do about it. ::snaps his finger in Paris Hilton’s face::

Kay and Me-::look at each other very scared::

Unknown Person-Hello!!!

Kay-OMG…I’m hearing things again!!!! It’s the voices…they NEVER stop.

Unknown Person-I’m Sean Biggerstaff

Me-::screams then faints::

Sean Biggerstaff-What’s wrong with her?

Kay-She’s like in love with u.

Me-::wakes up:: Will u marry me Sean?

Sean Biggerstaff-Sure!!!!

Me-Ekkkkk!!!

And so begins the 2nd wedding of the day.

Store Clerk-Does my hair look ok?

Everyone-YES!!!!!!

Store Clerk-I’m sorry King sweetie…I can’t spend every minute kissing u.

Kay-Oh forget him…I always wanted to be a marriage person!!!!

Me-U did?

Kay-Of coarse…it’s such a beautiful thing!!!!

Me-::looks at Kay like she finally lost it::

Kay-So…we came here today to marry this Florida girl with this Scottish guy. Nice kilt!!!! Can I borrow it?

Sean Biggerstaff-Thanks…it’s my special events kilt so no u can’t borrow it but I’ll buy u one if u want.

Kay-Goody!!!! Anyways do u Sean Biggerstaff take this Florida girl to be your wife?

Sean Biggerstaff-I do.

Kay-Really?!?! Even though she’s totally insane.

Sean Biggerstaff-Yes…I do even though she’s totally insane.

Me-YAY!!!!

Kay-And do u Adrienne take this Scottish boy to be your husband?

Me-I do.

Kay-I now pronounce u husband and wife!!! U may now hug the bride!!!!

Everyone-HUG?!?!?!

Kay-Well…yeah…I’m so sick of seeing people being kissed.

Sean Biggerstaff-::hugs me::

Gumby-::kisses Kay:: Bless u sweet girl…bless u!!!

Katherine-Let’s party till the cows come home!!!!!!

Cow-MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kay-Awww…he’s so cute. Can we keep the cow?

MJ-Sure…he’ll be good BBQ.

Paris Hilton-And he’ll make an excellent cow hair coat.

Kay-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not Mary Jane!!!!!!!!

Everyone-Mary Jane?!?!?!

Kay-Yeah…I just named her.



And so ends this part of the story. What will happen between the Store Clerk and The King?

Will Kay and Gumby become an item? Will everyone start listening to bagpipe music? And most importantly what will become of Mary Jane the cow?!?!?!? Stay tuned next time to find out what will happen.

Well that's all for now. Buh bye now!!!!!!



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