Friday, September 16, 2005

   I'M BACH...Only Kay Would Truely Understand The Bach
Ack!!! Its been awhile since I've posted at all but I'm back. And yes I do know how to spell back!!! Anyways tonight Lexi and I are going to the football game and then we might be going to the mall tomorrow. But yeah...I finished the next part in the story and Kay is suppose to write the other part after this one. Ack I want a llama. Well here's the next part...

So we last left off with this mysterious cow called Mary Jane appearing. Sean Biggerstaff and Adrienne also got married. Also The King and the Store Clerk became an “item.” On to the next part in the story!!!!

Kay-NO…don’t eat Mary Jane!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Jane-Whoa now girlfriend u best step away from me!!!! U crazy.
Everyone-U TALK?!?!?!
Mary Jane-::rolls eyes:: Whatever…u humans sure is stupid.
Kay-You’re using incorrect grammar!!!!
Mary Jane-Shadup!!! I’m runnin business now!!!!
Everyone-::backs away slowly::
Paris Hilton-Oh please…like I’m taking orders from a cow!!!
Mary Jane-MOOOOOO!!!! ::charges at Paris Hilton::
Paris Hilton-OMG!!! ::starts running::
Mary Jane-::tramples over Paris Hilton::
Paris Hilton-::whispers:: That’s…hot…::dies::
Kay-Is…she…dead…?!?!?!?
MJ-I think so….
Katherine-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My idol is gone forever. ::throws self onto Paris Hilton:: I won’t let them take u away!!!!
Sean Biggerstaff-::tries to get Katherine off of Paris Hilton:: It’s gonna be ok.
Katherine-No it isn’t!!!! She was the queen of the sluts!!! Now who will I idolize?!?!?!
Me-Well…I guess now you’re the queen of the sluts.
Katherine-OMG…REALLY!?!?!?!?
Larry the Mannequin-She seems a little too excited.
Kay-::hugs Mary Jane:: U FINALLY KILLED PARIS HILTON!!!!!
Mary Jane-Get off me girlfriend!!!! U isn’t right in da head.
Kay-::blank stare::
Gumby-Awwwww Kay don’t be upset…I still love u. ::kisses Kay::
Katherine-Omg…GET A ROOM!!!!
Store Clerk-Awwww how cute!!! ::pounces on the king::
Me-::crawls into a corner::
MJ-::starts singing:: I’m too sexy for my shirt…too sexy for my…
Everyone-EWWWWWWWWWW!!!
MJ-What?!?! It’s the truth.
Kay-Guess what everyone?!?!?!
Everyone-What?
Kay-Gumby and I are a couple now!!!!
Mary Jane-Girlfriend what exactly is wrong with u? You’re dating a piece of celery that talks like a girl!!!!
Gumby-Hey…just because I talk like a girl and sometimes go out clubbing dressed as a girl doesn’t mean I’m not all manly clay!!!!!!!
Me-That’s just wrong.
Mary Jane-MOOOOOO!!! Get these freaks away from!!! ::MJ, the store clerk, Sean Biggerstaff, and Katherine chase after Mary Jane::
2 HOURS LATER
MJ-Yum…that sure was good BBQ.
Pokey-It sure was.
Kay-::burp::
Me-::hits Kay on the back:: It’s gonna be ok::
Store Clerk-::plays clapping games with the king:: Miss. Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back…
Gumby-::comes out in a pink dress and a curly blond wig::
Sean Biggerstaff-That is sooooo wrong.
The King-::eyes Gumby::
Store Clerk-Hey…celery thing…stay away from my man!!!!!
Gumby-I…can’t…take…this…anymore!!!! I’m…not…a…piece…of…celery!!!! ::blows up::
Katherine-Whoa…fireworks.
Everyone-Uh…ah!!!!
Pokey-NO…MY PRECIOUS GUMBY!!!!! ::dies of depression::
Kay-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not Pokey too!!!!! ::falls to the ground:: Leave me be all ye people. Thou art sad of thou great loss.
Katherine-The Cow was right…u ain’t right in the head.
Kay-::attacks Katherine::
Katherine-::scream::
Unknown Voice-WAIT!!!! Lets not fight…lets exercise!!!
Everyone-WTF?!?!?!
Richard Simmons-::walks in:: Howdy do ya’ll!!!
MJ and Store Clerk and Katherine-::runs up to Richard Simmons:: OMG I’m your BIGGEST fan!!!!
Katherine-U 2 aren’t his biggest fan by a long shot.
Store Clerk-Yeah right little girl…I’ve been exercising with Richard before u were born.
Me-Somehow that doesn’t sound right.
MJ-Well me and the boys who sleep over at my house have a Richard Simmons marathon every Thursday night.
Kay and Me-EWWWWWWW!!! Child molester!!!!
MJ-I…AM…NOT…A…CHILD…MOLESTER…I…JUST…LIKE…2…PLAY…
WITH…LITTLE...BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone-::blank stare::
Richard Simmons-So…lets sit in a circle and get to know each other!!! I’ll start first!!! YAY I LOVE THIS GAME!!! ::blush:: Ok my name is Richard and I like to exercise and wear colorful clothes and make people feel happy!!! ::laughs really girly::
Katherine-HI I’M KATHERINE!!!!! I’m a whore. Ummm…I’ve been going behind my best friend’s back with her boyfriend. Oh yeah…I’m the queen of the sluts!!!
Everyone-U WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Kay-Hi…I’m Kay…and I like HOTWHEELS.
Me-Hi…I’m Adrienne and I like llamas.
Llama-Did someone say llama?
Me-Eeekkk…a llama. Can I keep u as my pet llama?
Llama-Sure!!!!
Me-What’s your name?
Llama-Microsoft the Llama.
Me-AWWWWW…HOW CUTE!!! Can we keep him Sean.
Sean Biggerstaff-Uhhh…I guess so.
Larry the Mannequin-Hey I’m Larry and I’m actually a girl.
Everyone-::backs away::
Richard Simmons-That’s even too nasty for me to handle.
Kay-::pulls out a chainsaw from her pocket:: You’re going down.
Larry the Mannequin-No…u wouldn’t…please don’t!!!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
And that was the end of Larry the Mannequin. The mannequin was made into fire wood.
A moment of silence please. ::silence:: On with the story!!!!!
Richard Simmons-Maybe this whole getting to know each other thing wasn’t such a good idea.
Microsoft the Llama-No kidding.
Richard Simmons-::flutters his eyelashes and looks at the store clerk:: Hey sexy.
Kay and Me-EWWWWWW!!!!! ::runs and hides in corners::
The King-::turns all evil and even more creepy looking and attacks::
Well this is where I stop. Stay tuned to find out what the king does…god only knows what that crazy plastic king could do when he’s mad.

Well I'm off now so buh bye!!!!!
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