Friday, September 15, 2006

   Whooooo Chamberlain
I got this off of the section where my school is on myspace last year and I just found it...lol. Everyone of these things said are true...sadly. I'm gonna add comments to them.
you know when you got to chamberlain when......


you know you go to chamberlain when...

1. you're at a bomb threat more than you're in class...
(this is so true...yet I've yet to have been killed by a bomb)

2. an ap is carrying a weave from a fight....
(lol)

3. your principal tells you to kick it up to an "a" notch when you're a "c" school....
(come on guys...I know we can kick it up to the A notch)

4. you walk into student affairs and theres one lady w/ a missing leg and another w/ a fucked up eye...
(that lady with the strange eye is scary...I remember walking in there freshman year and it was just creepy)

5. the student affairs lady gets arrested "at school" for stealing money from the school.....
(for shame)

6. you dont kno anything about algebra 2.....
(tis true...my algebra 2 teacher was horrible at teaching)

7.you go to homecoming and all the lights are on and theres cops.....

8. you go shopping after school and you walk in the store w/ your id on.....
(always have your id visable and above your waist)

9. you go to another schools party and your known for the school that talks alot of shit... and starts drama....

10. you have to have a permission slip signed by your mommy and daddy in order to go to homecoming...
(sad yet very true)

11. your homecoming is called harvest moon
(whoo I'm going to the Harvest Moon dance)

12. its normal for there to be a fight every day

13. the schools minorities are the whites

14. you get dress code for everything
(hell yeah we do...your shirt doesn't fit right...DRESS CODE)

15. its only one story and u have halls

16. you have lockout

17. everyone has at least had ISS or detention once

18. your lunch room smells like shit everyday
(yes...I try never to go into it)

19. the halls smell like shit everyday

20. its normal to see two girls kiss...

21. ..or for all the boys to wear black or white tees

22. your school officer starts tazoring people to stop a fight
(tis VERY true)

23. you spend more time in lockout than you do in your actual class.
(now that's sad)

24. the air conditioning in the whole school is broken atleast once a month

25. teacher dont even care if you txt or use your cell phone in class...
(whoo I get to text all class ^_^)

26. you have to use your planner for a hall pass...

27. you get caught cheating on test,homework,class assignment,and you have to go to "honor court" .. no the code guys !haha
(bknow the code...HONOR RULES!!!!!!!!)

28. You think you see 50 cent running around the parking lot every morning.
(lol)

29. ...the topic starter spells "Chamberlain" wrong. Annd when you are deafened by that Acura with the ill rims playing obscenely loud slowed-down jams.

30.When Fade doesnt mean a hair cut...show me 1 doesnt mean a dollar or your finger and GET BIG doesnt mean well get big..black people you guys are ha ha funny..

31. "Chief pride flag announcement" goes to the top 5 students who didn't get arrested that week
(lol)

32. You have a deaf teacher
(this is very true but he's gone now because the kids took advantage of him)

33. Despite the overwhelming amount of annoying ghetto blacks and spanish people, the other majority is whites who wake up one morning and think they should be ghetto too !
(yes very sad)

34. You have an ap who favors his own race (boddie)

35. You would riot to get one lunches back
(hell yeah!!!!)

36. when you have a drop out rate called the 700 club.

37. when you know at least 5 of your class mates on HCSO web site.

38. When One of the "black" kids has the school stadium speakers hooked up in his trunk. which he stole

39. when girls want to join the swim team beacuase coach is so freaking hot
(lol)

40.when ur biggest rival is hhs and u no for sure u are going to loose
(no kidding...they kick our asses every year)

41. when ppl get kicked out of school for supporting hhs on game day
(how many were sent to HHS last year for doing that? about 5 I think)

42. when you have a black kid named roach screaming through the hall negro coming threw
(this kid always made me laugh lol)

43. when you havent had a white homecoming queen in god knows when
(this year will be different...I hope)

44. you see fifty ballons that say its a girl or congrats on the new baby

45. when the step teams runs the school

46.when the step teams takes over cheerleading at the game
(this one isn't true...the step team doesn't perform at football games)

47.the schools favortie cheer is who rocks this mother

48.when the step team is all n******!!! i fuckin hate n*****.(edited. not nice.)

49. when ur schools nickname is slang (chambo)
(lol so true)

50. when saying "you look like a 600 hall student" means theres about to be a fight.
(600 hall kids=retarded kids...I know it's mean and horribl

51. when there is a fight you're bound to see some boobs
(why do all the black girls take off their shirts when they fight?)

52. when you have to push thru the mounds of spanish kids kissing their hellos and goodbyes and get pissed off.
(I hate this sooooo much...don't stand in the middle of the halls because people DO need to get to class)

53. when your principal dances around the auditorium with a sparkly feather headress before you pick a homecoming couple.
(it's hilarious lol)

54. you have to correct everyone writing "your" instead of "you are" in a post

55. you start using words like "emote" in your vocabulary

56. when in the middle of first period you start hearing a drummer going down your hallway

57. you find yourself wearing green and gold at least once a week
(heck yes...Chief Pride!!!)

58. ****YOU'VE HAD AT LEAST ONE THING STOLEN ****
(how about all my gum while I was taking pictures)

59. you get a 'Chiefie Award' for making honor roll
(^_^)

60. it 's possible to get runover by the handicapped kids when you're walking through the hall
(yes...u need to watch out for them)

61. you've actually met someone named shaniquah or a variation on that name
(yes lol)

62. you see more wheelchair fights then regular fights

63. you've watched two parapheligics race down the main hallway
(lol yes on many occasions)

64. There is plastic windows on the entrance of the main hallway after the latest break in

65. When you walk into the bathroom and it smells like pot or someother shit

66. If theres something going wrong all the black people blame it on the white people

67. When your friends that go to other schools find out u go to chambo they start talking slow to you.

68. Your'e called a whore if youre a blonde

69. you get detention for wearing flip flops
(that was true for last year)

70. When you have to go back home because you forgot your school id
(yes...you'll get iss for not having your id)

71. When ISS has to be held in the auditoreum because there is not enough room in the portable
(lol true)

72. When you have to wear back in order to stand in the main hallway before school
(so true)

73. When you know who p.p.p is

74. When you've been to all three lunches at least once

75. When you've been kicked out of the band room

In spite of all that I miss it EVERY day...
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