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Sunday, October 3, 2004


   some of my jokes!
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor gave a sheirk,
Mary had a shock as well,
The father was a sheep!


~~A yankee doodle song!~~
Yankee Doodle went to town!
riding on a heater...
stuck it up really high!
and burned his little
*gasps* THIS PART MAY NOT BE SUTIABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN! lol!

--- One my friend diana made up--
Yankee doodle went to town!
Riding on his mother!
Everytime they hit a bump...
he had another brother!

LOL

-- One my friends..mom made up--
mary had a little lamb
AND THE DOCTOR FAINTED!


``````A COMEBACK I SAID TO MY DAD``

*me my bro,sis, mom,and dad were talking one day on the way to a restrant about college*

when it came to a point when we were talking about me going to college

MY DAD::: Heh Amanda you'll problemy stay back 10 times the first year you start college

Me amanda:::: *grins* but atleast i'll go to college

Dad: T_T

``````````THE END!```````````````
hope you enjoyed! More jokes will come out sooner!

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