Sunday, March 6, 2005

   Naruto and Ino Blond Jokes
"These were from FanFiction.net. I did not make this. It was so funny i had to put it one here! And if you are a blond dont read this."

Naruto and Ino were sitting down by the bridge waiting for both their teams to show up when Naruto saked
"Which is further, London or the Moon?"
"HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!" Ino replied

Ino went to eletronics store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day Ino came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
Ino replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

One day, Naruto was at home putting together a puzzle. He was really stumped and very frustrated, so he decided to ask his friend, Sasuke for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Naruto cried.

''Baka," said Sasuke, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

Ino and Naruto were on opposite sides of a lake.
Ino yelled to Naruto, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," Naruto yelled back.

Naruto and Hinata were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, Hinata started having contractions, so Naruto rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
Naruto turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

One day, Ino's neighbor, Sakura goes over to her house, sees her crying, and asks her what happened. Ino said that her mother had passed away. Sakura made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day Sakura went back over to the house and found the Ino crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

Sasuke took his girlfriend, Ino, to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When Sasuke returned with her candy, Ino opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" Sasuke asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" Ino replied.

Inu and Naruto were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" Naruto said while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," Ino replied.
"Oh no," Naruto said, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are on a dangerous mission when they find an old barn to hide out in. The hunter-nins are close on their tails, so when they find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a Hunter-nin comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

"Meow," says Sakura.

"It must be a cat," thinks the hunter and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says Sasuke.

"Must be a dog," thinks the hunter and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says Naruto.

Naruto and Ino are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.

Ino picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."

Naruto takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

Ino and her dad were walking, her dad pointed down and said "look a dead bird." Ino looked up and said, ''Where?''

- Ino was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

Sasuke, the cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

Ino said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

- Ino goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?” Ino blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.” (if you dint get it well to bad...)

---Ino was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

Ino said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"

---Naruto walked into the barbershop while wearing a head set wearing a headset and says he wants his hair dyed brown.

The barber asks him to take off the headphones. The blonde boy refuses, but the barber dyes it anyway.

Naruto fell asleep so the barber takes the headphones off and continued dying his hair.

Two minutes later he is shocked to find the blonde is dead. The barber puts on the headphones and there's a voice repeating, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

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