Sunday, March 13, 2005

   Ninja Chat Line
Konoha Ninjas would like to Chat

characters:
avenger13: sasuke
weaponmaster88: ten ten
dogsrule: kiba
blossoms9: sakura
sexygal-ino: ino (DUH)
lavendergirl: hinata
ramenhokage: naruto
gejimaiyuu: lee
Hyuuga7: neji
bugs: shino
troublesome: shikamaru
EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu: chouji

On a rainy, boring day, Haruno Sakura was on her computer. Suddenly…

weaponmaster88 would like to chat.

Sakura smiled. She double-clicked on the name.

On the computer screen

weaponmaster88: Hi Sakura

blossoms9: Hi TenTen!

weaponmaster88: So whatcha doing?

blossoms9: nothing special…how about you?

weaponmaster88: Not much either…I’m just polishing one of my old kunais…

sexygal-ino has joined the conversation.

sexygal-ino: hi gals! Whatcha doin’?

blossoms9: we’re not doing much…

weaponmaster88: Ino, what’s with your screen name?

sexygal-ino: Like it? I think it’s cool!

weaponmaster88: and you DO know that “cool” means “constipated, over-weighted, over-hated, loser”, right?

blossoms9: Good one, TenTen! That’s a nice diss!

weaponmaster88: Dude, I didn’t mean it to be an insult!

sexygal-ino: …

blossoms9: Ino, what’s wrong?

sexygal-ino has signed out. (14:23:46)

blossoms9: whoops…I think we hurt her feelings…

weaponmaster88: What! How! That wasn’t even an insult or a diss! And plus, Ino doesn’t get hurt THAT easily…She usually comes up with a good comeback!

lavendergirl has signed in.

lavendergirl has joined the conversation.

lavendergirl: um…hi TenTen…hi Sakura…

weaponmaster88: Hi Hinata!

blossoms9: yeah, hi!

lavendergirl: so, um…what’s going on?

ramenhokage has signed in.

ramenhokage has joined the conversation.

ramenhokage: HI GIRLS!

blossoms9: Naruto!

weaponmaster88: What are you doing, joining in our chat! Go chat with the boyz instead!

blossoms9: yeah I agree

ramenhokage: well, you see…I WAS chatting with Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, and Lee, but…

blossoms9: but WHAT?

ramenhokage: they ordered me to go get some other people to join the chat, and so they blocked me! That’s why I’m here, so that I can ask you girls whether we boys can join the conversation!

weaponmaster88: hmm…if that’s the case, that’s okay with me…

blossoms9: well, Sasuke-kun is always welcome!

lavendergirl: um…I…I’m okay with it too…

ramenhokage: that’s GREAT! I’ll call the boys!

ramenhokage has signed out. (14:31:56)

ramenhokage has signed in.

ramenhokage has joined the conversation.

blossoms9: well? Are they joining or not?

ramenhokage: yeah, they are! Just wait a moment.

dogsrule has joined the conversation.

dogsrule: hi peoplez!

blossoms9: hi

lavendergirl: um…hi Kiba…

dogsrule: heya Hinata!

ramenhokage: hey mutt-face! When are the other boys coming?

dogsrule: MUTT-FACE! Who’re you calling MUTT-FACE, you f!cking #!

ramenhokage: just answer my freakin’ question DAMMIT!

dogsrule: hmph! They’re coming in a second, okay? Sheesh!

weaponmaster88: hey cut the argument guys!

gejimaiyuu has joined the conversation.

gejimaiyuu: HEY EVERYONE! It’s ME, the beautiful green beast of Konoha!

weaponmaster88: Lee, just shut-up and take a chill-pill.

blossoms9: um…0o

ramenhokage: Hi, GEJIMAIYUU! LOL that’s funny!

dogsrule: LMFAO!

lavendergirl: um…what does that mean?

ramenhokage: You don’t know Hinata? It means LAUGH MY F!CKING A$$ OFF!

lavendergirl: …

weaponmaster88: Lee, what’s with the name?

gejimaiyuu: oh, this? Well you see, the boys and I were playing online truth-or-dare, and I got dared to change my screen name to…to…

ramenhokage: to GEJIMAIYUU! A.K.A FUZZY EYEBROWS!

blossoms9: NARUTO! You’re so rude!

gejimaiyuu: don’t worry, Sakura-san! Even though my beautiful eyebrows of Gai-sensei have been mocked, I WILL STILL REMAIN AS THE BREAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA!

ramenhokage: o0

dogsrule: o0

blossoms9: o0

lavendergirl: …

weaponmaster88: …

Hyuuga7 has joined the conversation.

Hyuuga7: Lee, sensei is looking for you.

gejimaiyuu: GAI-SENSEI IS LOOKING FOR ME! GAI-SENSEI, HERE I COME!

gejimaiyuu has signed out. (14:45:31)

weaponmaster88: Neji, is sensei really looking for Lee?

Hyuuga7: No, I just lied to make him go away.

dogsrule: YEAH! Nice idea, Hyuuga!

blossoms9: um…where are the others? Like Sasuke-kun…

Hyuuga7: They’re coming.

weaponmaster88: But WHEN?

Hyuuga7: Right now.

Avenger13 has joined the conversation.

bugs has joined the conversation.

troublesome has joined the conversation.

EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu has joined the conversation.

ramenhokage: Hey Sasuke! You’re LATE!

Avenger13: Shut-up, dobe.

troublesome: man this sucks…

EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu: Hi everyone!

bugs: …

dogsrule: looks like everyone is here!

weaponmaster88: whoa…just how many people are in this conversation! A million!

Hyuuga7: No, there are 10 people, not a million.

weaponmaster88: shut-up, you stuck-up obnoxious chauvinistic pig with an over-sized ego!

lavendergirl: wow…

blossoms9: I’ve never heard that much insults in one sentence for THE Hyuuga Neji…

Hyuuga7: …wench.

weaponmaster88: HA! Is that all you can come up with, Hyuuga Neji? You warthog!

Hyuuga7: …b!tch…

ramenhokage: whoa…break it up, peoplez!

dogsrule: what a weird couple. They’re perfect for each other!

weaponmaster88: !

Hyuuga7: …

bugs: …

EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu: I can already feel the tension…

Avenger13: Hn.

troublesome: that was SO not wise…how troublesome…

ramenhokage: is it just me, or do I feel killer-intent?

lavendergirl: be careful, Kiba-kun…

blossoms9: not wise…not wise at all…

dogsrule: h…hey guys, help me out here!

Hyuuga7 has signed out. (14:56:47)

weaponmaster88 has signed out. (14:56:49)

ramenhokage: They’re out to get you!

dogsrule: AHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! SOMEONE HIDE ME!

blossoms9: sorry Kiba.

lavendergirl: I’m sorry…

blossoms9 has signed out. (14:58:34)

lavendergirl has signed out. (14:58:36)

dogsrule: w…would someone help me!

ramenhokage: sorry, you’re on your own, mutt-face!

dogsrule: H…Hey!

ramenhokage has signed out. (14:59:25)

dogsrule: Sh..Shino? We’re TEAMMATES, remember? Come on and help me!

bugs: …

bugs has signed out. (14:59:34)

dogsrule: NOOO! Shino, you BETRAYER!

EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu: um…bye!

troublesome: figure out on your own what you have to do… dumbass...

dogsrule: NOO! DON’T LEAVE ME!

Avenger13: hn. Bye, loser.

Avenger13 has signed out. (15:00:14)

troublesome has signed out. (15:00:16)

EaTiNg Is GoOd FoR yOu has signed out. (15:00:19)

dogsrule: NOOOO! I’m too YOUNG to die!

dogsrule: I have to do something…

dogsrule: If I strike back, I might make it out alive…

dogsrule: But that TenTen girl isn’t as weak as she was 2 years ago…She has over 110 accuracy with weapons! I’ll get my throat slit! But I MIGHT be able to outrun her…if I TRY…

dogsrule: Wait! But even if I manage to escape from the girl, I’ll be KILLED by Hyuuga Neji! NOO!

dogsrule: …huh? I hear a crash downstairs…could it be…?

dogsrule has signed out. (15:02:11)
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