Friday, April 15, 2005

   Naruto FanFic
thanks Saku for telling me about Naruto Primer..its a good fanfic..ok the story below is from Naruto Primer: the lost chapters...its about the boys from naruto playing laser tag...its long..but its funny...

Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: The Men

Manly Laser Tag

Lee, Sasuke and Neji told all the other men about their experiences with laser tag while they had been in the hospital. This made the other men a little sad for a little while and then they realized that they also wanted to play some laser tag. Sasuke agreed to go back just so he could prove to Neji and Lee that he didn't deserve that horrible score he received last time. Lee agreed to go back because he loved laser tag and loved being alive and loved the world. Neji agreed to go back because he wanted to make sure no one took his title away from him, namely Sasuke.

"How did you guys pick teams last time?" Naruto asked.

"We picked names out of a hat." Lee answered.

With that, everyone wrote down their names and dropped the papers in a hat that they just so happened to find. Four names were pulled out and those four names were; Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba and Naruto. This meant that Sasuke, Shino, Lee and Chouji were on the other team.

There wasn't any argumentation so they went up to the jounin behind the counter and gave him their crazy nicknames that I'm sure you all remember from before and got guns and backpacks. Mind you, not REAL guns! Just laser tag guns. You know, just so that all the more unstable people wouldn't actually end up killing everyone else.

They went into the dark shooting area and split up into teams.

With the Blue Team…

"All right, Neji, don't mess this up like you mess everything else up." Naruto warned.

"I'm actually good at laser tag." Neji said. "I won last time."

"Sure you did." Said Kiba.

Neji brought the scorecard from last time because he knew he would need it just in case he didn't end up on the same team as Lee or Sasuke. Naruto and Kiba looked it over curiously.

"This is a complete fake." Naruto said finally.

"Fine." Said Neji, taking it back. "I'll just prove it to you then."

Neji decided not to let them in on the little fact that shooting your own teammate subtracted five hundred points from your score.

"All right, let me make a plan." Said Shikamaru, going into his thinking pose.

And the Red Team…

"Okay, our strategy is…BEAT THE OTHER TEAM!!!" screamed Lee.

"Lee, be quiet." Sasuke instructed.

"Oh right, we must have stealth." Lee nodded.

"We have to think of a plan." Sasuke continued since he was the self appointed leader of his group. "Does anyone have any ideas?"

"We should split up." Shino said. "We can cover more ground that way."

"No, we should stick together!" said Chouji.

"YES!!" yelled Lee. "STICKING TOGETHER IS THE KEY!!"

But the rest of his team diving on him promptly silenced him.

Then sound went off that signaled them to start the shooting and killing. But not REALLY killing. Just pretend killing that temporarily put you out of the game for like…three seconds.

Neji didn't waste any time ditching the rest of his team that SO did not believe in him. As much as he wanted to shoot them each a million times, he couldn't because he didn't want to senselessly lose all those points. This time around, he would have to play a little harder since he didn't have Hinata to senselessly pick on like last time.

It didn't take him long to find his sniping position that he and Tenten hung out for the entire game when they were playing before. He waited around there, checking his back and his sides and underneath him and above him at all times so there was no way anyone would be able to sneak up on him.

Unless they were in his blind angle.

Like Sasuke. Sasuke had managed to get in Neji's blind angle once again. He complimented himself on being so great, knowing that he was already off to a good start. After quickly making sure he was on a different team as Neji, he raised the gun and went to fire.

But, before he could, his backpack exploded with lights and noises. He looked at the screen on his gun to see that he had been shot by someone named 'Chuunin'. In the process of moving only a slight bit, Sasuke had gotten out of Neji's blind angle and now Neji spun around and fired at Sasuke without even batting an eye. This caused Sasuke's backpack to explode again.

A little frustrated, Sasuke quickly ran off, trying to dodge behind walls but was shot two more times by Neji who is quite good at following a moving target. Sasuke was quite angry and swore he would get his revenge on this one called 'Chuunin'. It was pretty obvious to him that this player was Shikamaru too, since Shikamaru WAS the only chuunin in the group as much as Sasuke hated to admit it. And, after remembering that Shikamaru was fortunately on a different team as him, Sasuke decided to make it his mission to hit Shikamaru as many times as possible.

Shikamaru, meanwhile, was walking along with his gun raised. His team had run off by the time he had awoken from his trance so they didn't even get to hear his marvelous plan. He let out a loud yawn and leaned against a wall so he was wedged in a corner.

Suddenly, his backpack started going off. He looked at the screen to see he had been hit by 'Lotus'. He sighed. "How troublesome." He commented.

Shikamaru was just about to sigh again and whine some more, wondering WHY he was even there in the first place when, all of a sudden, Chouji came out of nowhere. Shikamaru was surprised and raised his gun, shooting Chouji once.

"There you are, Shikamaru!" said Chouji, not even flinching at his crazy reacting backpack.

"Chouji, we're on different teams." Shikamaru reminded him.

"Oh, I could never shoot you, Shikamaru!" laughed Chouji.

"Uh…okay." Said Shikamaru with a shrug.

Both their backpacks simultaneously went off and they could distinctly see Naruto running by while laughing manically. Shikamaru was, at first, going to let Naruto go but he decided instead to just give him one shot and he did.

Naruto was so sure he had gotten away and was quite distraught to find that he had been shot once during his escape. "No matter." Naruto said as he hid behind a wall. "It's only one shot. I'm safe here."

Lee was running around crazily, trying to find someone to shoot. Then he found Naruto. So he pointed his gun directly at Naruto and fired it.

"Hey!" said Naruto angrily.

"Victory!" Lee announced. Naruto was about to shoot Lee back when Lee's backpack went off before he could. Lee looked at the screen. "Sunlight?" he said, looking confused.

"Geez, what fruit named himself 'Sunlight'?" Naruto said.

But Lee continued to be shot by Sunlight so he had to make a quick getaway. Even as he started to run, his backpack continued to go off. Finally, he managed to dive under an overhang, a place where Sunlight was apparently unable to get him. HOW IRONIC! So, after hiding out there for a few moments, he was pretty sure that Sunlight had gone away. He crawled timidly out just a bit, but his backpack immediately went off. Attack of the killer Sunlight!! AHHH!!

So Lee quickly hid back underneath it.

"I'm going to have to spend the rest of the game under here!" complained Lee just as he saw a pair of feet in front of him. He looked up to see Shino standing there. "Are you Sunlight?"

"No, I'm Shino." Shino answered.

"I meant in the game!" Lee said.

"No, I'm not Sunlight." Shino said. "What are you doing under there?"

"Hiding from Sunlight!!" Lee answered. Shino thought about this. It did sound rather silly when taken out of context. "He was constantly attacking me for no reason!"

"Well, I guess he's gone now." Shino said.

Lee got out from underneath the overhang and stood up. "So he is!" he commented. "Thanks Shino, you scared Sunlight away!"

Shino raised an eyebrow and then raised his gun towards Lee. Lee slapped his cheeks and gasped, thinking Shino had betrayed him. "Duck." Shino said. Lee ducked and Shino shot Kiba who was standing there looking like he was about to shoot.

"Aw man!" Kiba said as he waited for his backpack to calm down.

"Kiba, if you don't leave now, I'm going to shoot you again." Shino warned.

"RIGHT!" said Kiba as he quickly ran in the other direction. The last thing he heard was Lee calling after him, asking if he was Sunlight.

Kiba ran as fast he could, looking for someplace to hide even though Shino wasn't even chasing him. Finally, he ran up a few levels to find Neji hunched in a corner with his gun pointed out of a little opening.

"Found you!" Kiba said, raising his gun and shooting.

Neji knew Kiba was there the whole time and actually sort of expected him to shoot him so he was ready to dodge. He landed in front of Kiba and put his hand over the front of the gun.

"I'm on your team." Neji said, glaring at Kiba.

"Oh right!" said Kiba. "Teams! I forgot about those. I don't think they matter, though."

"Then why don't you go shoot Shikamaru or Naruto just not me?" Neji suggested, going back to his position.

"I'll do just that!" Kiba said, giving Neji the thumbs up as he jumped off the ledge and went in search of someone to kill. Neji shook his head and rolled his eyes and then spotted Lee and Shino standing in an opening just talking.

"Got you both." Neji said smugly to himself as he shot both of them.

"AHHHH!!" Lee yelled. "I can't handle the sound of my backpack going off anymore!"

"Come on." Shino said, grabbing Lee and pulling him around a corner where they would be safe from an attack.

"Where are Sasuke and Chouji anyway?" Lee asked.

"I'm right here." Sasuke said, coming around the corner.

"Hi Sasuke." Said Lee. "We're on the same team, right?"

"Yes." Said Sasuke. "We have to find Shikamaru."

"Is Shikamaru Sunlight?" Lee asked.

Sasuke looked at Lee as if he was stupid. "No." he said. "We have to go after him because he shot me and ruined my perfect opportunity to shoot Neji when he wasn't paying attention."

"Sounds like a plan." Shino said.

The three of them started creeping along, searching for Shikamaru. But they were all interrupted because their backpacks exploded with lights and sirens one right after another. All three looked at their screens at the same time to see they had just been shot by someone by the name of 'Matthews'.

"Who is THAT?!" demanded Lee.

Just then, Naruto jumped out from behind a wall and opened fire on all three of them standing there like fools. He laughed heartily at their expense and then remembered that they could now shoot him so he quickly ran away while they shot at him.

"So was Naruto Matthews?" Shino wondered.

"No, I don't think so." Said Sasuke. "From where he was standing before he hit us, he was not in a good position to shoot us. They've got all their players split up around the entire place. No matter where we go, there's always someone watching us."

"That's for sure." Neji said to himself as he looked directly down at the three standing there. He couldn't reach their backpacks at that particular angle. He just needed them to move forward just a little bit. Thanks to the mentioned Matthews, they stopped dead just before he had the chance to take care of them himself and, just when they were going to start walking again, Naruto jumped out. Gosh darn!

Speaking of Naruto, he had just come up behind Neji.

"HAHA!" laughed Naruto as he went to shoot Neji but Neji only spun around and knocked the gun out of Naruto's hand. Since the gun was attached to the backpack, it really only went a few feet and then smashed to the ground.

"I'm on your team you moron!" Neji said, sounding annoyed.

"Oh right…" Naruto said sheepishly. He picked up the gun. Neji shook his head and looked over the ledge again to see that Shino, Sasuke and Lee had already continued walking and were now out of range of the gun.

"Great job, Naruto." Said Neji with a sigh.

"Have you just been sitting here the whole time?" Naruto asked.

"TAKE THIS!!" came Kiba's voice as he appeared out of nowhere and shot Naruto.

"HEY!!" yelled Naruto as he shot Kiba back.

"HEY!!" Kiba yelled as he shot Naruto again.

The two of them continued to shoot each other foolishly as Neji laughed slightly under his breath, only imagining what this act was doing to their score. But then, using his Byakugan, realized that Sasuke was now pointing in his direction. He heard Naruto and Kiba!

"Be quiet you two!" Neji hushed them.

"What?" they both said as they looked at Neji but still continued to shoot each other.

Neji gave an exasperated sigh and realized that he would have to, for the first time in all two of his laser tag experiences, RUN!

So, leaving Naruto and Kiba there, he took off.

Meanwhile, Shikamaru and Chouji were sitting in their little hang out area.

"Have you shot anyone yet, Shikamaru?" Chouji asked, trying to start small talk.

"I've shot you." Shikamaru said.

"I meant BESIDES that!" laughed Chouji.

"There you are!" said Lee, jumping out. He gasped when he saw Shikamaru and started wildly shooting him. "Come on, Chouji, we have to run!!"

Lee grabbed Chouji's arm and attempted to pull him up but Chouji wouldn't budge. As Lee continued to struggle with Chouji's weight, Shikamaru took that opportunity to fire at Lee numerous times.

"Stop, stop, stop!" said Lee, throwing a temper tantrum.

Finally, Lee knew when he was beat, so he left.

"We almost had to be separated, Shikamaru!" said Chouji.

"This is true, Chouji." Said Shikamaru. Of in the distance, he caught sight of a figure…

Meanwhile…

Naruto was frolicking about, happy as can be. For a moment there, he had forgotten all about the laser tag game and was jerked back into reality when his backpack went off. His first reaction was, instead of running, to look at the screen. "Avenger?!" he gasped. But then the name changed. "Chuunin?! Ahh!! Avenger again!!"

The name kept switching back from Avenger to Chuunin to Avenger to Chuunin again. Then suddenly, the name 'Player Two' came up.

"Player Two?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.

He couldn't be confused for very much longer because he was still continuously being bombarded by Avenger and Chuunin. So, instead of standing there for anymore precious minutes, he zoomed off faster than Lee without his weights on to find a place to hide.

"Kiba…I see you…" Naruto said under his breath after the sirens had died down and it was quiet again as he caught sight of Kiba way off in the distance. Kiba's back was turned, almost as if he was in the middle of shooting someone else, so Naruto knew he would never know what hit him.

He shot him and heard the sirens. It was strange, how could he hear the sirens from all the way over here? Then he looked down to see that his backpack was the one emitting the sirens. So he instead looked up to see Sasuke standing over him.

"Hi dead last." Said Sasuke.

"Hey!" said Naruto, standing up. "I was in the middle of something very important!!"

"What was that?" Sasuke said, raising his gun and shooting Naruto again.

"Stop!" said Naruto, shooting Sasuke.

"I don't have any beef with YOU, Naruto." Said Sasuke, putting his hand over Naruto's gun so he would stop shooting. "Just tell me where Shikamaru is and I'll leave you alone for now."

"Why do you want to find Shikamaru?" Naruto asked.

"Because he ruined my chances of having a game where I didn't get hit once in the whole thing." Sasuke answered. "And I want to get back at him."

"I don't know where he is!" said Naruto. "Let go of my gun!"

"Fine." Said Sasuke as he let go and then jumped into the air, landing gracefully on an upper level. Naruto shook his fist at Sasuke, so Sasuke turned around and shot him again.

Sasuke turned around and then he saw it. Sasuke and Chouji sitting right in front of him. He gaped for a moment or so and went to shoot Shikamaru to get his revenge but his backpack began to react. He looked at the screen. "Beast?" he said, sounding angry. "You're next…"

When his backpack finally calmed down, he looked back at Shikamaru; ready to shoot him dead only to find that Shikamaru already had his gun raised and had shot him instead.

"I just want to get my revenge!!" Sasuke said, sounding annoyed.

"Whatever." Said Shikamaru since he didn't really care. So Sasuke slowly and dramatically raised his weapon to shoot Shikamaru but, as fate would have it, his backpack blew up again.

"Who is it this time?!" Sasuke demanded, looking at the screen with utter disgust in his face and tone. "SUNLIGHT?! Who in their right mind would name himself SUNLIGHT?" But he didn't have time to insult Sunlight any further because Sunlight currently was sniping him out like there was no tomorrow. Sasuke knew that his score now was pretty much gone since he hadn't really shot all that many people and had got shot more times than he could count just trying to get his revenge on Shikamaru… Chuunin…

So he dove behind a wall so he was pretty much staring Shikamaru and Chouji in the face.

"Now's my chance." He observed, raising his gun. He shot directly at Shikamaru who looked like he couldn't possibly care less even if he TRIED but nothing happened. Sasuke looked at his gun to see the screen read, "Game Over". "Game Over? Who is that?!"

"It means the game is over." Shikamaru said, standing up.

"WHAT?!" Sasuke demanded.

But it was only a matter of time before everyone eventually made it back to the main area where they would learn their scores.

"The winning team is the Red Team!" announced the jounin behind the counter.

"YAY!!" cheered the Red Team.

"Now, as you know, getting hit is –100 points." The jounin explained as he stacked all the individual scorecards up. "Hitting someone is 100 points. Hitting your own teammate is –500."

"WHAT?!" yelled Kiba and Naruto. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US, NEJI?!"

"All right," said the jounin behind the counter. "Even though the Red Team won, the individual winner for the game was on the Blue Team who managed not to get hit a single time! Sunlight with 3400!"

"I'll take that." Neji said, stepping forward and taking the card.

"NEJI?!" gasped Lee. "YOU were Sunlight?! I should have recognized your familiar style of play from before!"

"Why would you name yourself Sunlight?" said Naruto, looking slightly offended.

"Because I'm a Hyuuga." Neji said. "Hyuuga means sunlight."

"Oh." Said Naruto. "I thought you were just a pansy."

"I'm not a pansy." Said Neji, just realizing that it must have seemed like he was since it was kind of a silly name to pick for himself. "Now you all have to admit that I'm not bad at EVERYTHING."

"Okay, okay!" said Kiba. "You're not bad at EVERYTHING. You can fight, do the Macarena and play laser tag."

Neji only glared in response. He looked at his scorecard. He was actually a little disappointed with his score because his previous one had been almost triple the one he had now. But he couldn't argue because it's not like any of the people he was trying to prove himself knew that.

"ANYWAY!" said the jounin. "In second place is 'Chuunin'!"

"You HAD to name yourself Chuunin and continue to rub it in our faces, didn't you?" Sasuke said to Shikamaru. Shikamaru only looked at him weird as Shino took the card from the man.

"Shino, why did you name yourself Chuunin?" asked Kiba. "You're not a Chuunin! You're a Genin!"

"I know." Said Shino, gripping the scorecard so tightly that he crumbled it.

"Third place is 'Player Two' with 200 points!" said the jounin.

"THAT one is me, I believe." Shikamaru said, taking the card.

"Shikamaru, why did you name yourself Player Two?" Chouji asked.

"I didn't put a name in for myself." Shikamaru shrugged. "And I guess I was the second person in line."

"All right, all right, settle down everyone!" said Naruto. "I'm next!"

"The rest of the scores are in the negative numbers, just so you know." The jounin said. Sasuke snapped his fingers and swore under his breath. "And next is someone who didn't even fire once! Chouji with –100 points!"

"I'm glad you're the only one who shot me, Shikamaru!" said Chouji, looking at the scorecard.

"You're supposed to think up a nickname for yourself." Said Kiba.

"I thought we were just putting our regular names in." Chouji admitted.

"Fifth place is Lotus with –1300!" said the jounin behind the counter.

"Wow, that was really bad." Said Lee with a sigh as he took the card. "Neji! You shot me eleven times!"

"So?" Neji said.

Sasuke was realizing that maybe he shouldn't have come to prove to everyone that he was cooler than they originally thought. Because he was only succeeding in proving that he was less cool than everyone originally thought.

"Avenger is in sixth place with –1500 points!" said the jounin.

"Damn." Said Sasuke, tearing the card out of the jounin's hand and inspecting it. "I thought Chuunin was Shikamaru so I was trying to find him the whole time instead of shooting other people. That reminds me. Shino, we were on the same team, why did you shoot me?"

"I just saw a figure and I shot it." Shino admitted.

"You can use that as your excuse, Sasuke, but you know you're just lying to yourself!" Naruto said.

"You're one to talk." Said Sasuke. "You're coming in a lower place than me."

"Not by much!" said Naruto. "I'm next!"

"Not unless you're Matthews with –8400 points!" said the jounin.

"YAHOO!" cheered Kiba, taking the card. "Wait a second, that's bad."

"Matthews?" said Shino. "What is Matthews?"

"It's from a show I like." Kiba said in that none-of-your-business tone.

"And that means, in last place is Beast with –12300 points!" said the jounin, handing the last card to Naruto.

"Ahh!" Naruto said, looking at the card. "Neji shot me fifteen times, Sasuke shot me eight times and Shino shot me six times and Lee shot me twice!! And Kiba shot me a zillion times!! This is unbelievable!"

"Dead last once again, Naruto." Said Sasuke but then he regretted it a second later. Why, you ask? Well, read on friend.

"But Sasuke, if memory serves correctly you got –13900 points in the first time around!" said Lee. "That is over ten thousand less points than Naruto!"

"Didn't the scorekeeper also say that that was the lowest score ever recorded at this place?" Neji felt he needed to add even though he wasn't sticking up for Naruto, he was just proving his was better than Sasuke.

It was one of those times that Sasuke wished some girls were there to stick up for him as he watched everyone slowly start to make fun of him. But he kept telling himself that at least he bettered himself from last time. He had gone up by 12400 points even though he was still in the negative numbers. At least his increase was more points than Naruto had total! Oh geez… we better leave before Sasuke makes himself think that he deserves first place just because he improved so much.

hahaha..good stuff...heres the site if you wanna read the rest of the chapters...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1919724/1/

-DuoMaxwell-_-'


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