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Vitals

Birthday
• 1989-11-24
Gender
• Male
Location
• Konohagakure: The Village Hidden in The Leaves
Member Since
• 2004-08-20
Occupation
• Student and part time lazy mofo...
Real Name
• My name's Duo - Duo Maxwell - who may run and hide, but never tells a lie! I'm not just a demon. I'm the God of Death!

Personal

Achievements
• not much...cause im still in school...
Anime Fan Since
• around 7,8 years old
Favorite Anime
• Naruto, Gundam Wing, Evangelion.....there is more but i dont feel like typing all of them..(-_-')
Goals
• Graduate from high school and become a video game designer or anything thats not a hassle...
Hobbies
• Video games, listening to music, making wallpapers for theotaku and sleeping i guess....
Talents
• Im really, REALLY lazy...and im the best at slacking off in class...hahaha...

myOtaku.com: DuoMaxwell2o6

Monday, June 20, 2005

yay...2 days left....
yup...i have two days of skool left..yay...i cant wait until skool is over..i finally get to sleep in....yes...and if u havent noticed..i changed my theme to shaman king...its pretty kool...right?...well..ok...today i had no finals...art and health didnt have finals so i was happy....tommorrow i have finals for LA and french...and on wednesday we have an early dismisal...yay...and i heard this rumor that there is going to be a big fight between the classes on the last day...junior vs. sophomore vs. freshman....actually its more like: junior and sophomre vs. freshman...(-_-')...darn it...oh well..i probably wont even go to skool...why? cause NOBODY goes to the last day of skool...only the kids who are forced to go by their parents go...and if i do go...if someone touches me...ill beat the crap out of them....hahaha...well...bye bye...i going to go....uhh...be lazy somewhere(-_-')...heh...heres this funny thing i found...if you find it insulting...im sorry..

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

-Duo(-_-')
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