Saturday, June 2, 2007

Random quiz of the day.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Evan
Birthday:	April 9th, 1993
Birthplace:	Maine (I belive so)
Current Location:	My room, man. In my swivel chair! *spinspinspin*
Eye Color:	Green
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	I'm gussing six feet? With my shoes on, it is...
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Scottish, primarily. What I've been told is that I'm French.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Socks.
Your Weakness:	Being confused, being beaten at what I'm good at, girls, being hurt physically.
Your Fears:	Being torn apart by my friends or being mistrusted by someone I love.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Cheese. Not too snazzy, not too bland.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Collect phone numbers from my school friends so I wont get bored.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	"Bored."
Thoughts First Waking Up:	"Oh, so THAT'S what time it is..."
Your Best Physical Feature:	My height. ¬¬
Your Bedtime:	Weekdays, around ten at night. WeekNIGHTS, whenever I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory:	It's complicated.
Pepsi or Coke:	I drink Coke more. But Dr. Pepper shines above all.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Mickey Dees.
Single or Group Dates:	Never been on a date. I'm single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea, I belive.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	No.
Do you Sing:	Hellz yah.
Do you Shower Daily:	Nah.
Have you Been in Love:	Yes, unfortunately.
Do you want to go to College:	Yes.
Do you want to get Married:	As long as she's not paranoid.
Do you belive in yourself:	For most things.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No.
Do you think you are Attractive:	NO.
Are you a Health Freak:	NO!
Do you get along with your Parents:	YES
Do you like Thunderstorms:	They can be funny sometimes (PM me for further info.)
Do you play an Instrument:	My voice.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No. What in God's name are you smoking?
In the past month have you Smoked:	Apparently you're smoking something. >>
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	STILL smoking.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Now you're just crazy.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	...don't rub it in.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	GAH.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Never have!
In the past month have you been on Stage:	On RISERS...
In the past month have you been Dumped:	NEVER DATED!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	PERVERT!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	FUCK. NO.
Ever been Drunk:	...no?
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:	Emotionally, yes.
Ever Shoplifted:	Have I ever stolen anything?
How do you want to Die:	Natural causes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Musician/Archeologist
What country would you most like to Visit:	Canada (we plan to take a roadtrip there, my closest friends and I)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color:	Light brown.
Short or Long Hair:	Long.
Height:	Shorter then me. Which is good, because everyone practically is.
Weight:	Not OVERWEIGHT, okay?
Best Clothing Style:	Nothing slutty.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None.
Number of CDs I own:	Seven. Yeah. Seven.
Number of Piercings:	None.
Number of Tattoos:	None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Too many to count.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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   DONE
Two hours of heavy lifting and I'm finally done.
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   office space
My Gamecube is fired up and I'm playing an old copy of Majora's Mask. What should I be doing?

Making room for a new couch up here.

Yup. I'm getting a COUCH in my office.

What my office consists of is:
-A computer desk.
-TV (no cable/satellite, yet)
-XBox
-Gamecube
-Lots and lots and lots of shit I don't need, hence I'm clearing it out.

Well, I'm actually getting pretty close to completion. Wish me luck.
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Friday, June 1, 2007

   Aww.
My day was perfect today. 'Cept Ms. Hartford promised me and Tacky cake, but we didn't get it. T_T
IT WAS COFFEE CAKE, TOO.

Dissapointing. Oh well.

I'm getting rather sick with a strep throat and such...I couldn't talk this morning, and I'm starting to lose it again.

Eitherways, I don't have work tonight, so I can lounge about. So I think I will.

G'night.
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Thursday, May 31, 2007

   Ow.
I'm never getting another Detention AGAIN.
All I did was sit around, do work, and read the paper for about an hour and fifteen minutes. Not bad. But I'd rather not go through it again. The guy there is fucking scary, man.

Yeah. Never get a DT.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

   Jeebus Cripes.
The last thing I want to hear out of you is "good one, E", because I'm totally fucking serious, I am PISSED OFF right now.

-I got a detention tomorrow for forgetting my gym clothes today.
-I got a shitload of homework.
-AND I got another concert tonight.

Fucking god damn splendid.

Most important is the gym clothes policy. When the fucking hell did it because policy that you get a DETENTION for forgetting clothes? Fuck, I'd understand if you were wearing a freaking skirt regardless of your damn gender, but not changing for gym? C'mon, you bastards! There's only 12 more school days, so lighten the fuck up! I had an excuse this time! I was in a fucking TUXEDO.

Also, Ms. Hartford chews me and Tacky (trumpeter in the band) out for not showing up yesterday for class. Guess what dickweed? We were singing. Sure, we didn't show up to get the assignment, but judging your complete disregard for us "lollygaggers" who work our asses off to entertain you, you could at LEAST have someone give me the night's assignment so I can get it done then and not have to worry about it.

So if I go to the concert and someone here read my post and says "Good one, E", I'm going straight the fuck home and crying myself to sleep.

Sorry for the loss of the happy go lucky E today but sometimes if the going gets rough then we're all fucked up.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

   They say it's an honor to get a page in the paper.
But I got a page ON paper.

Techan and I were just sitting around in reading period when she keifs (steals) my notebook (and I start whining about if, of course). She starts to doodle in it, so I'm like, "Hey, sure, why not?"

What she drew is what I've dubbed the "Evan Paihge" ("page" deliberately spelt wrong for comedic purposes), considering most of the drawings on it are based on myself. Here's the order of them, from top to bottom, left to right.

1. Some slutty girl (we see those ALL the time) is talking to Jeff (koochan's boyfriend) , and I'm coming up behind the slut with what appears to be a pointy spade.

2. Some evil heart thing. I drew a fuu-man-chuu (sp?) on it for good measure.

3. Me, having loaded a seventh grader into a catapult, launch the catapult onto a target with knives sticking out of it. "FIRE IN ZE HOLE," I SAY!!

4. Me as a ferret.

5. A bunny.

6. I tried to draw a squirrel but it came out to be a retard cat. So I wrote "retard cat" above it.

7. Me as a rooster (which I look better as than a ferret). I'm going after a HORRIBLY drawn worm. :<

8. Apparently a few faces.

9. The FIRST picture she drew of me on there. I thought she was drawing me as if I were a monkey. But hey, aren't we all?

10. Techan saying "Hola bitches".

11. A skw'd. "Squid". Whatever you young hip bastards call it.

12. Me as a penguin?

13. Kitty. Which apparently looks like it's gonna die (on the inside).

14. "omg omg && xD" sideways, followed by "AsdF"

15. MORE faces.

16. Probably the most kickassiest squirrel I've ever seen.

17. Probably my favorite; Techan, Jeff, Shinobistalker and Joe (Joe, on the other hand, doesnn't have MyOtaku) are loling at me throwing a seventh grader like caution to the wind (whatever the phrase was). I even got the devil tail and horns, seeing as the 7th grader looks ODDLY like an infant.

18. Another favorite; a while back, Zoot threw a bagel at a 7th grader (incase you haven't noticed, we freaking hate a particular group of 7th graders). This picture illustrates my reaction by getting out of my seat and violently yelling "LOLOL".

19. 8 + 15 = 19.

20. The "ohsnap" turtle (ask Techan for further information).

I'll scan it soon. It'd be a shame if I didn't.
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Monday, May 28, 2007

Mama
I've been attracted to this song lately. I love how sick and TWISTED it is.

Mama, we all go to hell.
Mama, we all go to hell.
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well,
Mama, we all go to hell.

Oh, well, now,
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Mama, we're all gonna die.
Stop asking me questions, I'd hate to see you cry,
Mama, we're all gonna die.

And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.
And when you go don't return to me my love.

Mama, we're all full of lies.
Mama, we're meant for the flies.
And right now they're building a coffin your size,
Mama, we're all full of lies.

Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue,
You should've raised a baby girl,
I should've been a better son.
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once.
You should've been,
I could have been a better son.

And when we go don't blame us, yeah.
We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah.
You made us, oh, so famous.
We'll never let you go.

She said: "You ain't no son of mine
For what you've done they're gonna find
A place for you
And just you mind your manners when you go.
And when you go, don't return to me, my love."
That's right.

Mama, we all go to hell.
Mama, we all go to hell.
It's really quite pleasant
Except for the smell,
Mama, we all go to hell.

2 - 3 - 4
Mama! Mama! Mama! Ohhh!
Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma...

[Liza Minelli:] And if you would call me your sweetheart,
I'd maybe then sing you a song

[Gerard Way:] But there's shit that I've done with this fuck of a gun,
You would cry out your eyes all along.

We're damned after all.
Through fortune and flame we fall.
And if you can stay then I'll show you the way,
To return from the ashes you call.

We all carry on (We all carry on)
When our brothers in arms are gone (When our brothers in arms are gone)
So raise your glass high
For tomorrow we die,
And return from the ashes you call.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

   Yay?
Got the computer back untill Monday night, so expect to see me on as frequently as possible.
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Friday, May 25, 2007

   I'm pretty sure I told you this;
But I'm just gonna clarify.

Pirates 3...well...probably the best movie I've seen so far. The bad news? Well, it's not nearly as good as the past two...but it's new. Give it time.

Also; I've told most of you this; but waiting in line, I saw someone of extremely questionable gender. My brother suggested I ask, "Hey, are you a man with boobs and a shapely tush, or a girl with a chiseled face?"

Did I? ...it was a girl. ¬_¬

Anyway...yeah.
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