Saturday, May 12, 2007

Bordem test.
Thank you thank you THANK YOU for being bored enough to take this so I had something to do, Edchan!

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1. How old will you be in five years?	19
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?	My brother.
3. How tall are you?	5'10"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?	Getting caught up in my work.
5. What's the last movie you saw?	Jeramiah Johnsen
6. Who was the last person you called?	I never call anyone.
7. Who was the last person to call you?	My Gramma
8. What was the last text message you received?	Someone bugging me to get back on the messageboard.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?	I don't have voicemail.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?	Text.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?	Sleeping.
12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?	Married
13. When is the last time you saw your mom?	Around 10:00 AM.
14. What color are your eyes?	Green
15. Do you own slippers?	I wish.
16. What are you wearing right now?	Gray sweatpants and my school shirt.
17. What is your favorite christmas song?	Rudolph
18. Where is your favorite place to be?	My "office" (computer room).
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?	The doctor's office.
20. Africa-NewZealand-Japan?	Japan
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?	In a city by the water (i.e. Portland)
22. Do you tan or burn?	Tanning's for squares.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?	Death himself.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?	Pulling a seventh grader out of my seat and watching the results.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?	Two
26. When did u last get in a argument?	Last month.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?	Desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?	With, please. Perverts.
29. What color are your walls?	Blue
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?	Two
31. What is your favorite season?	Autumn
32. What do you like about fall?	Good climate.
33. What do you like about winter?	Christmas.
34. What do you like about the summer?	The beach.
35. What do you like about spring?	Leisurely walks.
36. How many states have you lived in?	One
37. What states have you lived in?	Maine
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?	All
39. Are you a social person?	With my friends, yes.
40. What was the last thing you ate?	Tuna sandwhich.
41. Have you tried escargo?	No.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?	Coffee
43. What is your favorite dessert?	Gelato
44. Have you drank a Shirley Temple	Nope.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?	Grape
46. Do you like Chinese food?	You'd bet.
47. Do you like coffee?	Coffee FLAVORED stuff...
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?	Two, mebbe three.
49. What do you drink in the morning?	Water/Milk
50. How often do you shower?	Every other three days.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?	In the middle.
52. Do you know how to play poker?	Sometimes, I wish.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

Mah day.
Was boring.

I got my progress report though. My lowest grade's a 66-70 in Language Arts and my highest is in...I forgot, I'm too lazy to check.

And I don't really bother to tell about my day, except that my friend Tacky started to make fun of a chorus song called "Shoshone" by singing it horribly. He finished the first verse and was about to sing the other one, and, well...I sang it for him. You shoulda been there. I did pretty good, like the way I would sing it in chorus if they permitted people who sung like they were in the opera.

-E
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

   The Legend of
...the Sevy-Slinger of the North-East!

Here's how it all went down. I'm the one who did it, so I know what happened.

Alright, so I'm sitting at lunch, talking to Takoon (or however you spell that; Jeff). He brought up the conversation of how our old lunch table was stolen by cheerleaders. I agreed and said something like, "They suck and blow, just like Kirby!" Shinobistalker then had to input the fact that I "knew it from experiance", and, personally, I found that kinda rude.

I forgot what she said afterword, but that got me pissed, so I went to go throw my trash. She apologised, though, and I accepted it. Anyhow, I went to go throw away my trash, get a drink from the fountain, and go back after walking off the steam.

A seventh grader stole my seat.

Big fucking mistake there, pal.

Being pissed off as I was from the joke Shinobi made (YES, I still accept her apology; we're cool), a seventh grader sitting down at OUR table and making fun of MY friends like seventh graders always do...

Y'think I liked it?

I grabbed him by his shirt collar, lifted him up about a few inches; I considered speaking to him in harsh tones; but I had a better idea in mind.

I flung him backwards at a good distance of five feet. Scared the crap out of him I did.

I have to admit I was pretty irked when the Vice Principal came over and asked what was going on. I swore in front of him, even; calling the sevies "arrogant bitchy cunts" or something. I forgot, but hey; it's what they are.

I have to ALSO admit I wouldn't have pulled off that stunt if Shinobi hadn't made that joke, so all thanks goes to her, and all my friends at the lunch table for giving me the courage I needed.

Oh, and all you sevies out there?

Might wanna stay out of my sight.

For now, I have been dubbed a "badass".

So yeah, sorry to all who were insulted.

-E
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Just saying.
I love this show.

This video's for all my short friends out there, who actually ARE short. Not in contrast to myself. I am TALL, man.

And for 8th graders.
Go 8th graders!


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   Whoops.
SHOULD be doing my article. But hey, I got the first half of it done, I'll be alright.

Anyhow, I just figure that I wanted to say that I was supposed to go to an award ceremony. Well, you can already tell I skipped it to watch the youngins. Not that I wanted to, but if I stayed, the kids had to stay too. One's 7, one's 10 or so. Something like that.

So anyway...I'm gonna wash up in a bit and such. You know the drill.

-E
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Monday, May 7, 2007

btw
300 pageviews

YES
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   Hey.
Life's going...well...

Pretty smoothly?

I just got caught up in Science,
and math,
and social studies,
and pretty much anything else.

Except for Lang. Arts. I have a 67 average, and that's for not passing in a weekly assignment. I have a paper for Lang. Arts due tonight, so I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna try and download MP3s onto my camcorder, too. For some reason, when my brother (whom you know as Waldo) tried it, it took off the MP3s from his Limewire so he had to download them all over again.

Also, we got baby chickens. I'ma go take pictures of them.

*flee*
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Friday, May 4, 2007

Weeeeoooooooooooo!
Got to see my friends on Green team (I think Gold team was there but I forgot; in the blink of an eye, even) today.

But I'm still a bit peeved.

See, according to my weekly updates in school, I have a 67 grade average in Language Arts and the teacher says, "Doesn't pay attention in class."

Response:
What the holy fuck is WRONG with you?

Second; there was a substitute in Math class. I passed in a sheet today that was due TODAY, and she still marks it missing.

Response:
What the holy fuck is WRONG with you?

Thirdly; I still don't have 13 dollars to add to my 22 dollars, current; so I can't possibly buy a new DS game.

Response:
I'm cool. =3

Anyhowdyhoo, I'll be alright. I hope. Now, if you excuse me, I have little squirrel dolls in my room that need decapitating.
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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

   Not a whole lot to say.
'Cept for maybe I'm kinda figuring I'm not Russian anymore, but more rather Irish. Just a little tidbit, I thought you'd be *not* interested in.

However, I must say, I am admitted to sing the Numa Numa song for the talent show. I'm fighting every nerve in my body to join but...HELL, if Stevie freakin' WONDER is gonna do it, it's worth a shot.

Aye. Seeya lassies later, I guess.
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Ignore the :S faces.
'Cause I'm bored.

Really. We didn't play golf in gym today as I'd hoped, and tomorrow I have chorus when it shoulda been on Thurs. Ah, oh well.

Back to work? Neh. I've got my article done. Then all I need to do is to finish that blind test thing. My idea?

Take this paper that has strands of all the colors of the rainbow on it. It's scientifically proven that, if you have a certain kind of the four color blindnesses, the colors show up differently. Example, red would show up as brown.

Etc etc.

Well good to see you folks at school again. Reminder; my beard will take a while to grow back. It's something I need to get used to.
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