Tuesday, February 27, 2007

   Kudos!
I found out yesterday; my aunt Rachel (who's probably, like, twenty-something) is going to be a mother soon. There's an 80% chance the baby's going to be a boy.

Well, I guess I should be congratulatory of that. Or I'm just saying.
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Monday, February 26, 2007

   Rocket Penguin
I'm posting before I school for no apparent reason.

Huh.

Alright, there I go.
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Sunday, February 25, 2007

   Woo, first sip...
Tasted kinda funky...but I'll get used to it...

...

Is the bag still in there?

No, wait...no.

Kay, I'll live. *disgusting slurping of the tea*

...yeah, it has caffene...
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   British
As you read this, I'm probably drinking my first ever cup of tea; chai doesn't count; and God knows if I'll actually like it. >>

Now where are my crumpets?!
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   How the...?
Well.

I got up this morning at nine o'clock, mom promised a pancake dinner, she said I had to wake up at eight o'clock for it, she's gonna make a pancake lunch, Collin's being a nerd, Brendan's probably being weird again, and Justin's gone fishing.

yeah, I'm tired already.

Pancake.
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Eh.
Mom and Justin (youngest brother) are headed to piano lessons. Which is probably beneficial, because Justin can't play the piano worth squat.

Eh, I don't have much to say untill tomorrow. Nothing's happened so far.

Anything up with you guys and gals?
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   I gotta apologize.
It was midnight, my last rant. God knows what I was doing.

Well, it's Saturday. Almost Sunday. And Sunday's the marking day for a new week. And the day after Sunday is Monday. Which is the first day of school afer vacation.

Eh. Seeya around, gals.

-Evan
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Friday, February 23, 2007

   Now this is one sexy rant~
Of course I'm kidding. What else did you expect? Unless you have a weird fetish for rants, I can't blame you for getting angry at the rant.

Tonight's topic?

"Celebrities." I hate "celebrities." Anna Nicole Smith. Paris Hilton. Britney Spears. I hate all of them. Here's my reasoning; guys and gals, does getting drunk, wasted, and possibly screwed every night make you popular? I swear, if everyone idolizes you just for what you are famous for, nobody knows what they're infamous for.

Anna Nicole Smith may have died, sure. Some people might miss her, sure. But I'm quite serious when I say this...is arguing over who gets to bury that gold-digger slut and where necessary? No. And why the heck fight over her baby? Drop her off at a godforsaken orphanage, why dontcha? Using DNA samples just to find the guy who boinged Anna in the first place is just bogus. Drop the kid off in an orphanage. Put her up for adoption. I don't care, as long as the kid doesn't die, huh? I can only hope the kid doesn't grow up to be a gold-digger.

Did you guys hear what happened that one night with Hilton? Ringed up a Wendy's at closing time and DEMANDED a hamburger. And a hamburger she did get. Well, whoopdeedoo. Whiny, aren't we? And thinking your perfect (anyone who can get a burger at closing time is probably perfect, otherwise) isn't gonna make you perfect, Paris. It's gonna get you down the proverbial drain of nothing. Being perfect is a pipe dream with no end.

Oh. And shaving your head off? Well, Spears, I know, you're depressed, but...shaving your head? Now you just look like a cancer patient. Belive it or not, I'm not all too angry about that, Spears. At least you didn't go on a cutting spree and bleed yourself to death.

So I'm just saying this and I'm just saying this now; I'm SICK and TIRED of all the stupid things "celebrities" do just to get their name on the nightly news.

BOOL!! The end.


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   Vacation's almost over...
Bummer. And I was just getting used to it, too...

Oh well. Seeya on Monday, then.
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   Something...epic.
I went to go see "Epic Movie" last night. And...well, Jeff was right; it WAS funny.

Aside from that, I THINK I was going to say more, but, eh...I'm as tired as ever, so...yeah.

EDIT: 29 guestbook signings. Nice.
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