Friday, February 23, 2007

   Now this is one sexy rant~
Of course I'm kidding. What else did you expect? Unless you have a weird fetish for rants, I can't blame you for getting angry at the rant.

Tonight's topic?

"Celebrities." I hate "celebrities." Anna Nicole Smith. Paris Hilton. Britney Spears. I hate all of them. Here's my reasoning; guys and gals, does getting drunk, wasted, and possibly screwed every night make you popular? I swear, if everyone idolizes you just for what you are famous for, nobody knows what they're infamous for.

Anna Nicole Smith may have died, sure. Some people might miss her, sure. But I'm quite serious when I say this...is arguing over who gets to bury that gold-digger slut and where necessary? No. And why the heck fight over her baby? Drop her off at a godforsaken orphanage, why dontcha? Using DNA samples just to find the guy who boinged Anna in the first place is just bogus. Drop the kid off in an orphanage. Put her up for adoption. I don't care, as long as the kid doesn't die, huh? I can only hope the kid doesn't grow up to be a gold-digger.

Did you guys hear what happened that one night with Hilton? Ringed up a Wendy's at closing time and DEMANDED a hamburger. And a hamburger she did get. Well, whoopdeedoo. Whiny, aren't we? And thinking your perfect (anyone who can get a burger at closing time is probably perfect, otherwise) isn't gonna make you perfect, Paris. It's gonna get you down the proverbial drain of nothing. Being perfect is a pipe dream with no end.

Oh. And shaving your head off? Well, Spears, I know, you're depressed, but...shaving your head? Now you just look like a cancer patient. Belive it or not, I'm not all too angry about that, Spears. At least you didn't go on a cutting spree and bleed yourself to death.

So I'm just saying this and I'm just saying this now; I'm SICK and TIRED of all the stupid things "celebrities" do just to get their name on the nightly news.

BOOL!! The end.


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