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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

   The Legend of
...the Sevy-Slinger of the North-East!

Here's how it all went down. I'm the one who did it, so I know what happened.

Alright, so I'm sitting at lunch, talking to Takoon (or however you spell that; Jeff). He brought up the conversation of how our old lunch table was stolen by cheerleaders. I agreed and said something like, "They suck and blow, just like Kirby!" Shinobistalker then had to input the fact that I "knew it from experiance", and, personally, I found that kinda rude.

I forgot what she said afterword, but that got me pissed, so I went to go throw my trash. She apologised, though, and I accepted it. Anyhow, I went to go throw away my trash, get a drink from the fountain, and go back after walking off the steam.

A seventh grader stole my seat.

Big fucking mistake there, pal.

Being pissed off as I was from the joke Shinobi made (YES, I still accept her apology; we're cool), a seventh grader sitting down at OUR table and making fun of MY friends like seventh graders always do...

Y'think I liked it?

I grabbed him by his shirt collar, lifted him up about a few inches; I considered speaking to him in harsh tones; but I had a better idea in mind.

I flung him backwards at a good distance of five feet. Scared the crap out of him I did.

I have to admit I was pretty irked when the Vice Principal came over and asked what was going on. I swore in front of him, even; calling the sevies "arrogant bitchy cunts" or something. I forgot, but hey; it's what they are.

I have to ALSO admit I wouldn't have pulled off that stunt if Shinobi hadn't made that joke, so all thanks goes to her, and all my friends at the lunch table for giving me the courage I needed.

Oh, and all you sevies out there?

Might wanna stay out of my sight.

For now, I have been dubbed a "badass".

So yeah, sorry to all who were insulted.

-E
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