Tuesday, May 29, 2007

   They say it's an honor to get a page in the paper.
But I got a page ON paper.

Techan and I were just sitting around in reading period when she keifs (steals) my notebook (and I start whining about if, of course). She starts to doodle in it, so I'm like, "Hey, sure, why not?"

What she drew is what I've dubbed the "Evan Paihge" ("page" deliberately spelt wrong for comedic purposes), considering most of the drawings on it are based on myself. Here's the order of them, from top to bottom, left to right.

1. Some slutty girl (we see those ALL the time) is talking to Jeff (koochan's boyfriend) , and I'm coming up behind the slut with what appears to be a pointy spade.

2. Some evil heart thing. I drew a fuu-man-chuu (sp?) on it for good measure.

3. Me, having loaded a seventh grader into a catapult, launch the catapult onto a target with knives sticking out of it. "FIRE IN ZE HOLE," I SAY!!

4. Me as a ferret.

5. A bunny.

6. I tried to draw a squirrel but it came out to be a retard cat. So I wrote "retard cat" above it.

7. Me as a rooster (which I look better as than a ferret). I'm going after a HORRIBLY drawn worm. :<

8. Apparently a few faces.

9. The FIRST picture she drew of me on there. I thought she was drawing me as if I were a monkey. But hey, aren't we all?

10. Techan saying "Hola bitches".

11. A skw'd. "Squid". Whatever you young hip bastards call it.

12. Me as a penguin?

13. Kitty. Which apparently looks like it's gonna die (on the inside).

14. "omg omg && xD" sideways, followed by "AsdF"

15. MORE faces.

16. Probably the most kickassiest squirrel I've ever seen.

17. Probably my favorite; Techan, Jeff, Shinobistalker and Joe (Joe, on the other hand, doesnn't have MyOtaku) are loling at me throwing a seventh grader like caution to the wind (whatever the phrase was). I even got the devil tail and horns, seeing as the 7th grader looks ODDLY like an infant.

18. Another favorite; a while back, Zoot threw a bagel at a 7th grader (incase you haven't noticed, we freaking hate a particular group of 7th graders). This picture illustrates my reaction by getting out of my seat and violently yelling "LOLOL".

19. 8 + 15 = 19.

20. The "ohsnap" turtle (ask Techan for further information).

I'll scan it soon. It'd be a shame if I didn't.
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