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Monday, June 2, 2008
Why I'm Happy
NOTICE: THIS IS NOT DIRECTED TOWARDS ANYONE SPECIFICALLY.
"Do you want to know why I'm happy?
"It's because that you're so anally stupid and incompitent, that the angry stormclouds in my head begin to giggle and chitter like schoolgirls, and chirp and twitter like the birds in the morning.
"It's because you're so ignorant, that I believe I'm talking to a wall with a tape recorder glued to it, which is playing the sounds of retards in pain over and over again in a continuous loop.
"It's because when the teacher tells you to shut up, you refuse to. And so, she has to yell at you. Incidentally, you have a yelling fetish, so you continue to ignore the person in charge as you stroke yourself to your heart's content.
"It's because you refuse to do your work because you're failing anyway. You're a failure yourself. That's like being thrown into a grave and you dig deeper and deeper, because you have nothing better to do.
"In conclusion, I hate you. And that is why I'm happy.
"P.S: I also found a paper clip this morning. Yay!"
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