Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Mister McRantRant
Alright, I've gotta let off some steam, considering I've got nothing better to do. Today, we've got a multiple rant today, aye? Goodies.

First Topic; little kids who are too young to play games without asking older siblings for assitance.

Now, call me a bit strict when I say this, but don't you get pissed when your little brother or sister says, "Hey! Help me beat this extremely easy boss with an extremely lame name and no connection to the plotline!"? I do. I have to put up with that about every day *koffyoungestbrotherandspidermankoff*. Regardless of such, I'm implying that you should just say, "Hey, if you want help, wait untill you're older, then get back to your little games." There's a thought, but, consider the fact that they can't really play games because their brains are lacking the proper knowledge of telling the difference between the A Button and a popcorn bag.

Aaaaand, shifting gears for a moment here; boys and girls in middle school who are ultimately obsessed with finding their significant other. Call me neive, but dosn't it strike you as odd that, once a kid strikes thirteen years old, they have to go and find themselves a boyfriend/girlfriend? I mean, honestly; some kid in my math class obsesses over her boyfriend almost as much as Amanda obsesses over Dark (no offense, Amanda ^^), and wont shut the Hell up about him. Jeez, kid; no one gives two shits about your little playmate as much as you may think we do. Instead of interupting a perfectly good math class, shut the fuck up and tell your friends about your little Igor once you get out of class! Now, if you tell me, I've got my eyes on someone already, but I can't tell. Nope. Can't tell.

Kinda on the same topic, let's move over to the most common ways you know someone likes you; stalking. I mean, honestly; you want a little midget girl following you around and offering you CAN-DAH?! Well, it's happened to me before. What can someone seek out as "OMFG HAWT" from ME? I look like Stephen King, I love Nintendo, and I have this EXTREME obsession over the internet, leading me to be DIFFERENT from most boys. Trust me; I don't think I'm hot (lack of self esteem), and I hate it when people ask me out and crap. I belive...one person asked me out last year, I said no, and some girl last year said another girl had a crush on me, shortly before I moved out of school to go to homeschooling, then come to my new school. I woulda appreciated it if I hadn't been in so much trouble with my first little stalker, but, honest to God, it's nice to know someone likes you without having to want to go all touchy-feely over you.

Okay, let's see here. Next rant; perverts. Now, you may consider me a completely gay ass when I say this, but perverts SUCK, especially when they call you gay. When they call you gay, keep in mind that they're as gay as they think you are gay. Another point being, they just wont keep their mind off of inuendo and shit like that. Let's say the topic is...nuts. You says, "Huh, I don't like the taste of nuts," and the idiot you're talking to just has to be a complete jack-off and make some sexual joke out of it for their own pleasure. I'd hate to see how you girls have it, and the last thing we need is a girl being harrased with making a comment about a large ball.

I think the last topic had something to do with game professions. Now, if you know me correctly, I love Nintendo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Halo, and all that good crap. But, now, let me cut to the chase; can't someone respect the fact that we play the games we want to and we don't, nessesarilly, NEED to be harrased about some nerdy kid who thinks Nintendo/Sonic/Microsoft is part of the jackass catagory? People like games. People like certain genres of games. I can't really enjoy a good RP game (i.e, Final Fantasy) as much as I had hoped, considering I've never played it, and, well, I probably wouldn't be as absorbed in it as I had hoped. People just like games. Period.

I think there was one more rant, but I can't recall it. Any comments?
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