Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Think about that quote. It's true beyond all reason.

I am uuuuber sorry for not being on! My mom has made me do a ton of chores that nearly killed me, so I basically come inside, eat, and die on my bed.

There's no warm showers. The damn boiler thingy mabobber broke or whatever, so it doesn't heat the water...it sucks XP

The snow here is up to my knees, and it's still coming down (yay, more shoveling!)

Ah, well...

SQUEE, many thanks to Lolly~chan for drawing a pic featuring Eb and herself! Go comment and vote or I'll rip out your heart and make your mom eat it X3

Lolly~chan's awesomely awesome piccyture

Aaaaand

Also many thanks to shi-the destroyer for drawing a pic of Kadaj for an art trade! 8D Go comment and vote or I'll sick Pipkin on you :P

shi-the destroyer's awesomely awesome art trade

Aaaand (yes, there's another)

sikaurai did a fucking hawt pic of her chara, Lycaetris as a sort of gift for meh...'Tis had to be censored for this site, though XD



The uncensored pic is on her DA account, so if you can, go rape it, masturbate to it and such...X3

Yeah...Thanks, guys! You rawk! 8D

New month = new theme, so I'm gonna mess with that later...

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Fact 'o the Day:

The epidermis, the outermost layer of the skin, sheds itself at a rate of about a million cells every 40 minutes.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

I'm gonna...read...or draw.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Gross joke)

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I’m afraid I can’t," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Hi, there! I hope everyone had a fantabulous Chrismtas/Hanukkah/Wtf evar you celebrate! 8D

Stuffs I gots:

Bunch of 'lil mini-office supplies (stapler, sharpies, ruler, blah blah)

iPod Nano

Some clothes

Some hair doodads

Cellphone

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

A fucking GAMING CHAIR! HELLS YAH! (I totally forgot about it, lol)

Pirates of Penzance soundtrack

A fluffy-ass blanket from heaven

'N yeah...I also got some money and raped eBay with it. I gots:



~ Vincent figurine



~ Vincent keychain



~ Soft VincentxSephiroth yaoi doujinshi



~ A parody doujinshi of some sort...



~ and one of my favorite books that I once owned...but it got burned by a bunch of drunks X___x

You know how I said I didn't get the one thing I wanted? The ONE single thing? It was the ORIGINAL Final Fantasy game for NES. I know where one is, so does my entire goddam family, but they didn't get it! Wtf, right? There's a dude selling it...And my cousin said that when he comes back from work (in a few weeks) he would buy me whatever the hell I wanted. I just had to put it on a list, and he'd go get it. Guess what?

I'm only putting one thing on the list, and I'm sure you already know what it is XD

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See that shit he's holding? That's his HAIR!





























"I couldn't have made it through prison without them" WTF?!



Fact 'o the Day:

The heart beats faster during a brisk walk or heated argument than during sexual intercourse.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Do you take it up the ass?

I'm off! To read some of sikaurai's stuff on DA! (You heard me!)

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty joke...you might have to think about it to get it)

one day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and a man came up and flashed the first old lady, she had a stroke. he went to the second lady, and she had a stroke. then he moved to the third lady, she would of had a stroke too, but her arms were to short!!!!!!!!

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Monday, December 25, 2006

Not sure if that's really how it goes...but I'm close XD

And, Yes, I am, indeed, alive.

Yay, lol.

What with finals, christmas crap, and my cousin's hospital crisis thing (his apendix thingy mabobber burst), i've been rather stressful, and therefore sleeping like a 'effing snorlax, heh.

Also, my internet connection died a few days ago...for some ungodly reason that I still don't know, lol. Ah, well.

We celebrated xmas early, on Wednesday, since my dad was leaving on Friday, and Thursday was...I dunno. "go around and get ready to go" day, or something, heh. I got a bunch of crap, but not the ONE thing I wanted XD

I'll tell all you later what I got, this post will be freakishly long if I tell you now...heh.

New artsies should be up later!

And many thanks to cosmo2389 for drawing me a Christmas pic of Ebberz! Go vote and comment on it or I'll rip out your intestines and decorate your mother's Christmas tree with 'em.

Cosmo2389's loverly piccyture of Eb

Thanks, babe *hug*

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Fact 'o the Day:

The crocodile is a cannibal; it will occasionally eat other crocodiles.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm off! To do stuff...yeah. Merry Xmas or whatever the hell you celebrate!

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame joke)

A girl of 20 is like africa--HALF UNEXPLORED.
A girl of 30 is like india--MAGNIFYING.
A woman of 40 is like america--TECHNICALLY PERFECT.
A woman of 50 is like europe--ALL OF RUIN.
A woman of 60 is like siberia--EVERYBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS,BUT NOBODY LIKE TO GO THERE!!!

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Saturday, December 16, 2006

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. ~From the movie Ed TV
Rawr. Yeah, sorry I've been gone! Sorta gone...tired. In my bed, off in la-la land (not the orgasmic, erotic la-la land either, it's called SLEEPING) XD

I went shopping with my mummy-kins today! It was cool...I got Angel Sanctuary vol. 12, A "How to draw anatomy" book, a pair of earrings, Final Fantasy X, Megaman X and Mortal Kombat II for super nintendo, and an old Airline transistor radio from the 60's :)

I also raped eBay, and got two Vincent-things:



and

this

(I had to use a link 'kuz the pic was copyrighted)

They're a mousepad and wallscroll :3

Some artsies MIGHT be up later, but there's no guarantee...I can get distracted by something called "smut on the internet" XD

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It's Kakashi's Sexy no Jutsu. Rawr! 8D





































Duuuude, I want one of those!







That picture was posted on eBay. Lost? Look at the mirror on the left.

















Fact 'o the Day:

Piercing nipples with rings and the like is not a new punk fad. It was popular among ladies in the late 1800s.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

'Joop. I'm off to do...something. Hellifi know.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Silly joke that I wouldn't mind using sometime - though it'd work better if I were a dude XD)

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100,125.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anaïs Nin
My cousin's friend was over last night, and started puking. It kinda sucked, lol. He had to sleep in my room on muh couch because muh cousin and his brother were sleeping in the same bed *insert disgusting thoughts here* and the bed wasn't big enough for the three of 'em, heh. So, I didn't get much sleep...the dude kept waking up to go puke in the bathroom (which, by the way, is RIGHT next to my room) So...yeah.

I tried staying home today, I even slept in, but my mom's a psycho-bitch sometimes, so she drove me and muh cousin to school, the whole time lecturing us on our attendance issues.

Goddammit. I wanted to sleep XD Ah, well.

OMFG! Many thanks to Hot Cocoa who did a lovely pic of Eb for an art trade and muh B-day! Go vote and comment or I'll eat your eyeballs while you sleep, and, if you're a guy, turn you into a eunuch >83

Hot Cocoa's loverly pic of Ebberz

AAAND! An awesomely awesome art trade featuring Morte by Wolf Deamon. Go vote and comment or I'll shove banana peels down your throat, and the banana up your ass X3

Wolf Deamon's awesomely awesome pic of Morte.

Thanks, guys! 8D

One new artsy is up, too :3

Here's a random something that you HAVE to watch! DUUUUDE! It's so weird and awesome XD



Yayaee! Some of you asked where I get my random pics of doom from...I ain't telling. If I did, you'd all go to the sites, look at the pics, come to my site and be all "I've already seen those". And that just sucks, lol XD

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"Be careful what you say. We don't want to look like a couple of idiots."







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Fact 'o the Day:

There are locusts that have an adult life span of only a few weeks or so, after having lived in the ground as grubs for fifteen years.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Aaand I'm off! To read! I'm in a reading mood...yush.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty joke)

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties,it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree " "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Anon
Derrrr, I'm alive? Wow. Lol XD

Muh birthday wasn't horrible, and it wasn't great, either.

The good:
An awesomely awesome chocolatey cake
A fergie CD, Pirates 2, 180 bucks
At least SOMEONE was there

The bad:
Dad was freakishly drunk
Mom got freakishly drunk
Dad and Mom fought most of the time
No friends

Yay, lol.

Ah, well. Whatever.

I went shopping with muh money the next day and got Samurai X: Relfections (FUCK it's DEPRESSING as HELL!), a shirt with Gaara on it, an Al hat (from FMA), a Sally doll (nightmare before christmas) and a Nightmare before christmas 2007 calendar. I have 80 bucks left and I'm gonna go rape some junk stores later (or perhaps eBay!) X3

Duuuude, anybody else watch the Victoria's Secret thing a few days ago? DAMN them be some HOT chikas! Muh eyes were glued to the screen, and I was half-tempted to dry-hump it XD

'M still organizing the club a bit, so it may be a little while longer 'til I reply to some of your PM's about joining. Sorry!

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Fact 'o the Day:

Only full-grown male crickets can chirp.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

Blah, I'm gonna go rape eBay for anything good...perhaps some Vincent stuffs, and Yazoo stuffs if I can find any, heh. Omfg, maybe some AC doujinshi! *giggle squeal*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke)

A man walks out of a woman’s room at the old age home, with a big smile on his face. Suddenly he smacks his lips and turns back. "Open your legs I want my teeth back!

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Thursday, December 7, 2006

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. ~Robin Tyler
Hey, sorry I haven't been on I've been...lazy. And stuff. Yeaaaah...

Well, I figured out the birthday crap, and I'm not all that happy about it, but whatever. My dad's coming home this Friday (which is also muh birthday) and we're gonna have cake and crap then. No friends, though, 'kuz my parents don't know any of the guys that are my friends. Bleh. On Saturday 'M gonna go to some resort thing and eat, check out the view, blah blah, and then go shopping. Yay, lol XD

I stayed home today...stupid stomach hurt so goddam bad. It wasn't Tom's symptoms, either. My mummy-kins says it might be acid reflex disease, since her side of the family has it. I didn't even know it was hereditary O__o'

Eek! Two artsies should be up later! 8D

As for the club, Female Outlaw...you crazy bitch, you...Right after I finished all the pics and everything for it, I read your comment, and you were right on the dot. It's a perv club, LOL! XD Unfortunately, I don't have very good programs for resizing and such, so the images themselves are a bit fuzzy (only a little!) But I hope that doesn't stop anyone from joining :3

I'll probably upload the images for it later...

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Fact 'o the Day:

The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Blah, I'm gonna go upload the club pics, and artsies. 83

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke)

Frank could no longer obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is and the doctor explains that the surgeon would take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant’s trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Frank says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees. The surgeon goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later the doctor gives frank the go ahead to "try out your new equipment". That evening, he takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Frank starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His stunned wife sat in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. Looking at Frank, she says, "That was pretty cool darling, can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and an agonised look on his face, Frank replied, "Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass."

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Monday, December 4, 2006

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery. ~Hart Crane
Hiya! Didn't do much today...raped the internet for good Yazoo-centered fanfics (they're HARD to find! ;__;)

Whilst doing that, my ears died and went to heaven while my cousin was playing his keyboard...it's in my room by muh bed 'kuz his room is too small for it to fit in there. He doesn't know how to read music, he plays by ear. That's one of the reasons why he's godly at the piano, lol.

I watched Detroit Rock City, King Kong, and Date Movie last night with muh cousin...I already watched KK a billion times, but it was still awesome. Oh, and a cheap, VERY low budget porno called Kinky Kong, too. Gawd, me and muh cousin were laughing SOOOOO hard! It was so crappy and hilarious XD

The Witches of Breastwick has been repeating itself a lot lately...that's a cheap porno, too, lol.

I'm such a perv XD

I think I might start a club, too, just for the helluvit...Heh. I'm not tellin' what it is yet, but I'll make a banner for it sometime this week.

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Uhhh...porn or pedophila?





See that big dude? He's 13 years old.



















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Fact 'o the Day:

Louis Pasteur, whose work on wine, vinegar, and beer led to pasteurization, had an obsessive fear of dirt and infection. He refused to shake hands, and he carefully wiped plate and glass before dining.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Whee, I'm gonna go take a shower and possibly clean my room...and try to start the fire. It's supposed to get 30 below tonight X___x

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke)

A very attractive blonde walks into a bar and orders a Miller Light. She gets about half way through the bottle when she falls off the stool and passes out with her legs in the air. The guys at the bar, not missing an opportunity for some fun , have their way with her.This scene is repeated everyday for a week. She walks in on friday and the bar is packed with guys all staring at her. The bartender comes over and she says give me a Bud light.The bartender says I thought you drank Miller light.Shes says, I did, but i quit, it makes my pussy hurt...

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Sunday, December 3, 2006

Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the editor, The Advocate
Why hello, there! >8D

Here's that Dark Crystal thing that I got a shirt of:



The monkey-symbol thing isn't there, though. That's just a logo put on there so people wouldn't print off the pic and make iron-on shirts with it. The shirt itself is black, and a medium in men's. I luff it *huggles it*

Gawd, who would've guessed that birthdays would be so stressful? My birthday's comin' up, and my dad wants to bring these friends, and I wanna bring these other friends, and he doesn't like the idea 'kuz they're all guys. (I can't STAND girls! Just...GAWDDAM! Annoying 'lil fucks DX) He doesn't like the idea 'kuz he was gonna rent a room for me and muh friends at some fancy hotel with room service, hot tubs and everything ('tis the sweet 16!) and...one girl and a bunch of guys doesn't appeal to him, lol.

Ah, well, I'll figure something out...

Two artsies should be up later! 8D

OMFGAWD! Many thanks to CERM for drawing a pic of Ebberz! 8D Go comment and vote or I'll light you on fire >83

CERM's cutesy pic of Eb

Thanks, chika! *hug*

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Fact 'o the Day:

Ornithologists often use Scotch tape to cover cracks in the soft shells of fertilized pigeon eggs, allowing the eggs to hatch. Scotch tape has also been used as an anti-corrosive shield on the Goodyear Blimp.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

I'm gonna go do...something. I dunno.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty joke)

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

A: All the good ones squirt when you eat them

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Friday, December 1, 2006

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen
Didn't go to school today...I woke up, turned off muh alarm clock, and fell back asleep. It was on accident (this time), but muh mum still got pissed, lol. But she let me stay home, which was cooleo...So, I'll be taking any tests I missed today tomorrow ('s still Thursday here)

I finally got my shirt from Ebay! It's a Dark Crystal shirt, and it's AWESOME! I s'pose I'll show you what it looks like tomorrow or something, heh.

Ah, I'm glad muh cousin is back living with us...I've missed going to bed with screaming and bullets ringing in my ears...mweehee, ah the glories of war games...

New month = new theme, so...yeah. 83

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Fact 'o the Day:

An ostrich egg can make eleven-and-a-half omelets.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (courtesy of Demon Goddess):

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I'm off...blaaaah.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame joke)

this Irish lady was pregnant with twins when she got into a car accident and ended up in a coma for several weeks, they induced the labor and made her have the babies, and gave them to their uncle to take care of,

when the lady woke up from the coma she asked where her children were,
the doctor said, "we gave them to your brother"

she said, " no ye didn’t give me babies to dat idiot did ya?"
"what in heavens did he name ’em?"

the doctor said, " he named the girl Denise"

"and what did he name me boy?" she asked

"Danephew "

(Get it? "The neise, the nephew?" XD)

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