Thursday, November 30, 2006

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. ~Amanda Bearse
Damn, I be tired...I haven't taken a nap the past few days, and that's a huge sin, lol. Ah, well, I'll just go to bed early...

Oh! I'm just gonna say this up and straight: if your site takes too damn long to open, I don't comment on anything. Also, if there's nothing really for me to comment on, I don't...Sometimes I'm at a loss of what to say O__o And Milkycat! I can't open your comment box! And I can't PM you 'kuz I know how you dreadfully hate those horrid things. Just wanted to say I'm sowwy, and that I HAVE been reading your posts :(

Bitch fest is over...anyway...

I started reading the Koran, Quorran, wtf however you wanna spell it last night, and the first few pages are nothing but ridiculing other religions on being "wrong", lol. It's quite amusing XD

I have a HUGE test in History tomorrow on European kings...wish me luck, 'kuz it's hard to remember all their damn names and what each did! 8D

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"nice...shoes..."























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Fact 'o the Day:

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.

Pickup Line 'o the Day (Courtesy of Demon Goddess) *love love*:

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I'm off to study, and then sleep...wheee!

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame joke)

An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, died and went to Heaven. At the gates,
St. Peter told him, "Since you’ve been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven."

The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said
"I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. He then asked God, "Hey, aren’t you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
words and waited for the results. The computer printed out
a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true
that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

How be you all? 'M doin' better than I did yesterday, lol...We didn't have to take that quiz in chem. 'kuz we were doin' other stuff that took too long. And guess what? I don't have that class tomorrow! (Wednesday) YAAAAAAY! A whole 'nother day to study XD It's on balancing chemical equations, I mean...it's easy, but it's so easy that it can be complicated, y'know? Lol XD

I was also able to turn that paper in, free of charge, lol, and on that history thing on Spanish royalty, muh partner and I got an 88%! YAY!

So, yeh, my day was ten times better than yesterday 83

My cousin's gonna be staying with us for awhile (only one of 'em) But he's my favorite, so it's all good...he's beastly on the piano, he is...heh.

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Fact 'o the Day:

Very unusual for carnivores, hyena clans are dominated by females.

(You go, girls! XD)

Pickup line 'o the Day (Courtesy of Demon Goddess):

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I'm gonna be whisked away to read or something...heh. I'm currently reading the Koran (Quoran, qoran, wtf ever) just for the hell of it, heh.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Blonde joke, also courtesy of Demon Goddess) Thanks, love! *smooch* ^3^

A pregnant blonde, brunette and a redhead walk into a bathroom.

The brunette says "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top"

The Redhead says "I'm going to have a girl because I was on bottom"

The Blonde says "I'm having puppies!"

(Doggy style XD)

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Gawd, today wasn't really my day...The only reason that it wasn't is that I had SCHOOL...I was gonna go ask my chemistry teacher to explain this stupid shit to me 'kuz there's a quiz tomorrow, and he WASN'T THERE. Then, I go to turn in a paper for math AND THE TEACHER WASN'T THERE. So now the paper's gonna be late, and I'm screwed over on that quiz. In History, me and muh partner dude had to do a presentation on Spanish Kings and crap, and we didn't know anything. It was hard to get any information. So, we probably at MOST got a C...Rrrg...

Plus, when I got home, mummy-kins was being a bitch, my T-shirt STILL isn't in the mail, and I had a shitload of homework to do ;___;

On a sort of happier note...wait, there isn't one. Oops, lol XD

Sorry, I'm venting, and probably putting you in a bad mood...I'll stop now X___x

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ZOMFG! *spanks* X3























Fact 'o the Day:

Dolphins swim in circles while they sleep with the eye on the outside of the circle open to keep watch for predators. After a certain amount of time, they reverse and swim in the opposite direction with the opposite eye open.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

'M gonna go read...some fanfics with hot gay smex between two bishies...that'll probably cheer me up, lol. Ah, the glories of being a perv...XD

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Rather lame dirty joke, you might have to think about it)

A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
"Say, what’s your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.

"It’s Snow ... Roy Snow," he answered, "and what’s yours?"

"Me, I’m June ... June Hansen," she said.

After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"

"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered, ...."having eight inches of Snow in June?"

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Monday, November 27, 2006

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work:
'Sup, peeps? Today kinda sorta sucked...me and mum had to do two dump runs which sucked 'kuz it was COLD DX Then I cleaned the house...again...

And THEN my aunt called, saying that she, my cousins, and all their groupies were being kicked out of their house by this Tuesday...If they come up here to stay I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed beyond all reason. Why? 'Kuz they're all THIEVES and DRUGGIES! *snarls*

Ah, well...some artsies should be up later! Jaaa! 83

Currently working on:

NOTHING! BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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Fact 'o the Day:

In the German version of the film Die Hard (1988) starring Bruce Willis, the terrorists are not from Germany but from an unnamed country in Europe.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Do you know how to use a whip?

I'm off! 8D To scan/resize/submit those artsies 83...and then take a shower. Wheeee! I hate school X___x

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (another MJ joke...I'm growing quite fond of these XD)

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner

'Ey, how be you all? I didn't do much today...just lazed around, drew pics, loaded the stove, finished off a book I was reading...watched The Goonies, loaded the stove again...played Kameo...and loaded the stove...blaaaaah.

And the water froze...which sucked. No water = SUCKYNESS! My mom was outside trying to thaw it out for about 2 hours, heh. It finally unthawed at about noon *huggle squishes mommy* I mean, DAMN! She was out there in about 5-10 below zero weather, and she was hooked on getting the water to go, lol!

Muh friends and I were discussing jobs, I might get whisked away to work at Taco Bell or Subway...I prefer Taco Bell, though, 'kuz one of my friends works there, and it'll be easier to deal with, heh.

*giggles like a maniac* Your guesses on Ebony's age...WOW...gawd, that amused me to no end! 20% of you guys guessed right: he's 17! XD

Currently working on:

Art Trade: Shi-the Destroyer : Currently being colored 80%

Art Trade: Wolf Deamon : 0%

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Daaaaaaamn XD



Fact 'o the Day:

The X-Files, the popular television show, is shown in France under the name Aux Frontieres' Du Reel — which translates to "At The Borders of Reality."

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

I'm off to finish those pics, and then mope about the fact that it's Sunday...;__;

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (ANOTHER Michael Jackson joke XD)

Q) What's white, slimy and can be found in little boys' underwear?

A) If you guessed Michael Jackson's hand you are correct!

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

"Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't." - Anon

Heeeeey, yeaaaah....Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, I got home and friggin' died on my bed, right then and there. The L-Tryptophan and carbohydrates in that turkey made me damn tired XD

I hope everyone's Thanksgiving went well! Mine was find and dandy X3

Two artsies should be up later, heh.

Here's a random 'lil poll...I think it'll greatly entertain me with all your answers *giggles*

How old do you think Ebony is? (Muh Character)

2000-something 22 17 55 420 666 19

Make Free Online Polls

X3

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That's either true love, or the guy's rich. XD















Fact 'o the Day:

Light takes one-tenth of a second to travel from New York to London, 8 minutes to reach the Earth from the Sun, and 4.3 years to reach Earth from the nearest star.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Whee, 'm off to play Kameo. Muh cousin let me borrow it *huggle squishes him* ^3^

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Michael Jackson joke)

Q) Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Safeway bag?

A) One’s plastic and a choking hazard to children. The other is for carrying groceries.



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Thursday, November 23, 2006

I love that one XD

Didn't post yesterday simply 'kuz...I was lazy XP

Oh, for that poll that I had awhile ago - the majority of you guessed right: I use whatever the hell I can find XD

Pfft, here's a random note that my friend and I made during English...be forewarned, it's very, very random and weird...'kuz we're like that XD

"H" is me, "J" is him, heh.

H: 'sup with Boyle's red things on his face?
J: A popped giant zit?
H: Mmm...Boyle's boils XD
J: Wanna eat it?
H: Nah, not hungry
J: Yeah, is it just me, or is it getting darker?
H: I think it's just you - go find a flashlight
J: I'll be digging through a lot of blood...
H: Damn, have fun with that, Love
J: *digs and gets hit in the face with puss and screams* Eeeew
H: Find any friends in there?
J: I think I found god...that's where you're hiding ^.^
H: Indeed :D
J: Think the whole Jesus thing is in there too?
H: Most likely, though it'll probably focus on Muhammad
J: I'm tired of all the digging...he's tiring
H: Lol, well, then come out and see the light...
J: What the hell? I came out his...*shudder* that wasn't puss *cries*
H: Awww, poor John...*huggle squish*
J: I wanna be fat so it can enclose on you
H: Pfft, yay XD
J: I don't like being soft D: I feel small
H: LOL! Soft...like the Huggles bear X3
J: Yes, he hugs a lot of things *wink wink*
H: Tee hee ^.^
J: I wanna touch hair boy...
H: DO IT!!! XD Then again, you'd probably traumatize him, or piss him off...His hair seems to be his prize possession, doesn't it? Lol
J: I'll play with his other hair then, LOL
H: LMAO! Pull of a lil' curly for me, 'kay?
J: 'Kay *thumbs up* I want to take his innocence O__O
H: If he still has it. He's damn purdy. And tempting.
J: Everything he does yells "I'm gay! RAPE ME!!!" and I answer that call with "ok"
H: Omg XD Video tape it, 'kay? Make him bleed >83
J: Fuck yeah! I'll rip him and I'll be rough! >8D
H: Jeehaw!

....Yeaaaaah....we're bad when we get together XD Ah, all the groping and fondling...I love it X3

*giggle*

Anyway...I got to stay home today (Wednesday) 'kuz I lied saying "It's a make-up day at school, we're just gonna watch movies and crap." And it wasn't...it was a normal day like any other XD So nyeh, nyeh! I get a five day weekend, too! *sticks tongue out*

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Fact 'o the Day:

The Pentagon in Washington, D.C. has five sides, five stories, and five acres in the middle.

Pickup line 'o the Day:

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Currently working on:

Art trade: Wolf Deamon
Art trade: shi-the destroyer

'm off to...relax. I had to clean all day for Thanksgiving DX

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Lame ass dirty joke)

A man stepped into the confession stand and in a very upset tone told the priest he had done something extremely serious. He proceeded to tell the priest that he had raped his daughter. The father responded : "I can’t believe you ; why would you do such a thing when you have two gorgeous young boys at home?"

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hey, how be you all? I be goo', I be goo'...yeh.

I accidently took a nap today. There was a cat - I HATE CATS! OMFG! A FUCKING CAT PISSED ON MY COMPUTER! RIGHT ON THE SCREEN AND KEYBOARD! WTF!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SO PISSSSSSSSSED!

...I still am. I'm currently plotting to make a door for my room so cats can't get in anymore. Yush...

'Neway...uh...I don't really have much else to say XD

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...I actually think that those girls were doing something else besides eating a cat's head O.O Look at their mouths, people! Ew! DX























Fact o' the Day:

The Tower of London, for which construction was begun in 1078 by William the Conqueror, once housed a zoo. It also has served as an observatory, a mint, a prison, a royal palace, and (at present) the home of the Crown Jewels.

Pickup line 'o the Day:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

(she/he's totally screwed either way they answer XD)

'M off! To do something...I dunno. Sleep. Ah, that reminds me, my bus driver and I made a bet that I wouldn't go all three days to school this week. Lol XD

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty Joke)

A cowboy goes into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. A few minuets later a really beautiful young woman comes in and sits down.

The cowboy decides to go and buy her a drink. He walkes up to her and says " hey there, can I buy you a Drink?"

The woman looks at him and says " I don’t deal with you Cowboys, I know when your on the ranch, you have sex with all the animals: Horses, Cattle, Chickens, Sheep, Whatever!!"

the Cowboy gave a puzzeled look and said "Chickens????"

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Monday, November 20, 2006

I'm baaaaaaaaack. X3

I raped the school library for books to read during the past week, and I found a few rather interesting ones..."The children of Odin" by Paidraic Colum is a exceptionally good one. It's some religion's (more like a myth's) story. Not sure which religion, but it has Loki, Thor, and such.

Whee, new artsies should be up later! YUSH!

Squee, many thanks to sikaurai for doing an artsy trade with me of Morte and Ebberz! Go vote and comment on it or I'll rip off your fingers and eat them in front of you. Here it be:

Sikaurai's awesomely awesome tradey wadey

And WAIT! There's another!

Much love to Suzaku12, who drew the ever so freakish Morte X3 Go comment and vote on it or I'll rip off your toes and eat them in front of you. Now, you don't want to be fingerless and toeless, now do you?

Suzaku12's awesomely awesome tradey wadey

Thanks, guys! :D

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Fact o' the Day:

The average-size hot tub or spa — about 4 by 5 feet — holds about 475 gallons of water.

Pickup line 'o the Day (Courtesy of Demon Goddess):

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

'M off to play Oblivion or something.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Semi-Dirty Joke)

A long haired youth was hitching a ride in the Deep South. After a few minutes a truck stopped and the boy got in.

They drove for about twenty miles and very few words were spoken,the trucker occasionally giving the boy a mean stare.

The boy said, ’ You haven’t asked me yet if I’m aboy or a girl. ’

’ It don’t make no difference, I’m gonna fuck you anyway ’ replied the trucker.


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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Rawr.
Sorreh wasn't on yesterday, 'tis grounded.

'M using the school's computers, but I won't be on for another week ('til Monday)

Sorryyyyy!!!

(If you're wondering, I got grounded for NOT WAKING UP TO GO TO SCHOOL)

TTFN, lovelies, 'til next Monday.
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