Monday, October 30, 2006

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. - Arthur Schopenhauer
*depressed...*

...*more depression*

ERGH! 62 hours on Oblivion...gone. Wiped out. Destroyed. All because of one little glitch. I was supposed to kill these people systematically (in a certain order) and I DIDN'T, and that caused a glitch to where I couldn't move forward in that certain quest. And the saved game was an autosave (which happens every time I leave or enter a building, fast travel or whatever) So...basically I'm screwed. FUCK! Soooo, I'm starting a totally new game. Which depresses me.

Immensly.

Ah, well. At least I can make my character-dude look cooler and more albino-ish XD

OMFG, sorry I wasn't on yesterday! A friend (whom doesn't have a computer) had to come over and use mine for her homework all night. She couldn't use the library's at the school because you can barely even go on the goddam homepage, they're so restricting! DX

EEK! Many thanks to cosmo2389 for drawing a piccy for me! :D Go vote and comment or I'll rip off your nipples and shove them up your ass, okay? :)

cosmo2389's piccy wiccy

*giggles* I wub it X3

And, omfg, I tried drawing today, but the funk just...died. My hand, no matter how hard I tried, would NOT draw for me. DAMMIT! 'Tis artists' block or something. It pisses me off. So, sikaurai, cosmo2389, your pics are probably gonna be delayed for at least a day or two. I sowwy ;__;

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"Wrong hole, mister!" XD























Fact of the Day:

The Popsicle was invented by 11-year-old Frank Epperson in 1905. He left a container of soda and a stirrer outside overnight, and in the morning discovered them frozen together.

Well, I'm off to catch up on those 62 hours that were lost...heh.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Gross...joke...poem thing)

There once was a young lady named Dot,
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she couldn’t get these,
She’d eat the green cheese,
That she scraped off the sides of her twat .

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

O...M...F...G! I'm...I'm...I'm ALIVE! Holy fuck...I can't believe I survived night after night of bookoo homework! GOD sometimes I hate advanced classes X___x Fuckin' teachers think their students don't have LIVES! GAH! DX

And...I'm soooooo sorry I haven't been to your sites and such! I promise I'll make up for it! I will! I'll get to all your sites tomorrow and the day after, etc...

Hopefully I'll be able to draw like the psychopathical maniac I used to be before teachers decided they hated my existence and tried to kill me by piling homework on my desk. Gaaaaaaaaah...*kills self*

OMFG, sleep sounds so godly right now and it's only 9 PM...X___x

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...yeh.

Random fact of the day:

In olden days, barbers also performed as surgeons. Blood-letting, a remedy of the time believed to cure diseases, was one of their main tasks. The red-and-white striped barber pole originally symbolized a bleeding arm swathed in bandages.

O__o

I'm off...to sleep. And when I get up...clean my room and...do homework *sob*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. ( Sick joke, courtesy of a friend ~ You might have to think about it in order to get it XP )

This 16 year old girl run up to her dad and excitedly asks, "Dad!!! Dad!!! Can I use the car?"

Dad: Well I don't know¡­.

Girl: Oh, Come On, Dad, Pleeeease?

Dad: Well, let me think about it¡­..

Girl: Come On, Dad, I need to go right, now!!!!

Dad: Alright, but first, you have to go down on me¡­..

Girl: (angry) Dad!!! I'm not gonna do that!!! How Disgusting ¡­ That's sick!!!

Dad: Well, if you really want the car that badly¡­. Then must do what you must¡­

Girl: I can't believe this¡­..( stands there in the middle of the tapping her foot with impatience, wait for her dad to come to his senses¡­.5minutes roll by¡­and finally)¡­..Alright!!!! Fine then!!!! I'll do it!!!

So she gets the first taste of it and shouts, "Yuck your dick tastes like Shit!!!!"

Dad: Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has got the car already¡­.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Blah.
Got this from sikaurai's site:




It amuses and depresses me at the same time, lol! XD

I tried my damndest to stay home today, but it didn't work...but I DID get a few extra hours of sleep...heh.

I've been playing Oblivion like a madwoman, fuckin' addicting, it is...

Check this out:



What's that look like to you? The Gate from FMA? Hm? Yeah? It's the Gate of Hell, heh.

No pics kuz my resources are limited, and the server is down for that particular site...Damn.

Off to do homework...yeh.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty Joke, courtesy of a friend :D)

Peter walked into the confession booth and began to confess his sins.

Peter: sorry father for I have sinned

Priest: all your sins will be forgiven if you help me out.

Peter: what is it father?

Priest: I need to go to the restroom really bad all you have to do is say what I say. all the sins are written on the wall beside me along with the penance.

Peter: ok ill do it.

So peter exchanges places with the priest when the first person steps in.

Person one: sorry father for I have sinned. I slept with my husbands friends.

Peter thinking to himself "adultery" looks at the wall and answers two hail Mary's.

Getting the hang of it he continues when a young girl about 18 walks in and says "Sorry father for I have sinned."

Oh my sweet child what have you done? asked Peter

I gave a guy a blowjob.

Peter searches the wall and nothing so he opens the door and the first person he sees is the alter boy. "Alter boy!" cries peter, "what does the father usually give for a blowjob?"

Alter boy: A bag of candy and a ride home!

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Crazy? I was crazy once...they put me in a room...a rubber room...a rubber room full of rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...they put me in a room...a rubber room...a rubber room full of rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats ma

I stayed home today, I did...simply because I didn't wanna get up out of my nice, warm, squishy bed. And when I started to, a kitty cat meowed at me, and was WHINING for me to stay and pet him, screaming, crying, sobbing...

...that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it XD

I have a boo-boo! On me leg! 'Tis hurts badly when I touch it, or anything near it. It's all swollen, puffy, red, and it's a icky yellow-green color.

Therefore, I believe it to be a hobo spider bite! Yush! My mommy-kins also thinks it's a hobo spider bite, 'kuz my dad had one on his back one time and she had to clean it, so she knows what they look like...

I have to clean mine constantly (which is mighty painful, let me tell you) or it'll end up looking like this:



...yeaaah...I don't want that to happen XD

Oh-Oh! One artsy should be up later! Yessum...

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That's a sign that your girlfriend is cheating, yo.



















I'm off to draw or play Oblivion...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (how rumors, words, sentences, and phrases can change as it goes through people)

In the Beginning was The Plan

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

and the Plan was completely without substance

and the darkness was upon the face of the workers

and they spoke among themselfs, saying,

"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh to high heaven."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,

"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,

"This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and these Areas in particular."

And the President looked upon The Plan,

And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Company Policy.

This Is How Shit Happens

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

*molests*

'Le sigh...

BOOOORED...I'm tempted to play Oblivion, but muh 360 keeps freezing up. Mother fucker. *licks it*

Fuckin' A! I have the funniest pictures in mind, maybe I should start on 'em...or perhaps sikaura's pic O_______O

Yeah...drawing sounds pleasant.

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Holy fuck, that pic makes me want kids, LMAO!!!







Read the entire thing, yo. XD

















Awwwwwww, goddam...he looks pissed.

I'm off to draw! >8D

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Joke)...typical man, lmao!

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Holy Mother of God!

I LIIIIVE! Thanks to an uber necromancer whose name is anonymous X3

My "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack came in. Wheee! Such awesome songs it has.

My dad just...goddam. Him and his toys. (not that kind, ya pervs!) He went out and bought about 5 or 6 guns, including a machine gun. They're actually a lot lighter than I thought. I thought they'd be heavy as hell X__x

Errr...New art's up! Only two, but hey, it's something.

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WTF?! O__________O





I'm off to draw some more...or something. My mom's hogging the TV, so I can't play Oblivion DX

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Slightly disturbing joke)

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

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Saturday, October 14, 2006

I be a historical freak, I be!
Ah, Friday, the 13th of October...exactly 699 years have passed since the annihilation of the Knights Templar XP

Exciting XD

Well...it's technically still the 13th here...

Screw you Xd

Some 'lil bitch cussed me out about not being a Christian! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! I wanted to fucking MUTILATE her! "You're going to hell, blah blah. You must follow Jesus's teachings, blah blah."

People. I believe in science. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against Christians or any other religion, hell I have a T-shirt that says "co-exist" with a bunch of religious symbols, but just...I HATE it when people do that! X___X

Fuckin' A!

Anywaaaay, I've been cleaning since I got home (after taking a nap, of course...I tend to sleep at least 12 hours a day XD) I had to mop, and the bleach almost made me fall over and start twitching on the floor and try to gouge my eyes out.

Ick.

My daddy-kins be comin' home today...

Daddy-kins+acting like a little angel=shopping spree XD

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Its pupils are blue...it probably can't see very well 'kuz of that X__x







At first I thought they might be Puritans, but...well...nah O__o













Holy Mother of God...that be Microsoft in 1978 XD

I'm off to draw or something...or watch that cartoon I bought the other day *cartoon whore*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (True, disturbing fact...but remember, they're human, too XD...or at least they WERE lol)

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over
500 employees with the following statistics:

- 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

- 7 have been arrested for fraud

- 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

-117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

- 3 have been arrested for assault

- 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

- 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

- 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

- 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

- In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?

It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.
The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds
upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line...

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Friday, October 13, 2006

What be up?
*sighs* My English teacher has the perfect voice to go asleep to. No! It's not drone-ish or anything, it's soft, humble, and pleasant...Simply lovely, really.

...I'm such a freak XD

I finally got Dirge of Cerberus back (someone was borrowing it) but then ANOTHER someone wanted to borrow it! Jeebus, what am I, a rent store?! DX

Holy Mother of God, I just rememberd a hilarious convo me and suzaku12 had once...she called muh character Ebony "'bony" and I was like "Pfft, you might as well just call him 'Boner'" It amused me XD

I got glomped today! LITERALLY! I was like...totally tackled! I wore a t-shirt with a picture of Kyo (Niimura Tooru) from Dir En Grey on it, and a girl named Asia came up, glomped me, squealed, took a picture and just...wow. It was awkward. Fanatical people like that make the rest of us look like dorks DX

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Mmmm...homework...gwaaaah...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Joke) Many thanks to kingN for letting me use it :)

There was this young couple that had been married for two months, but they haven't had sex yet and the wife was feeling very horny but she didn't want to cheat on her husband. Every day the husband would go to work then stop by the bar and by the time he came home he was too tired to have sex. Then one day the husband came home early and told his wife to go to the room and take off all her clothes and streach. The wife, happy, thinks that they're going to finally have sex, and runs to the room and takes off her clothes. Then her husband comes in and tells her to lay in front of the mirror, the wife thinks for a minute but doesn't care because she's finally going to get laid. When she lays down infornt of the mirror the husband spreads her legs and sticks his chin in her pussy and says "the guys at the bar are right, I would look good with a goat tee"

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Thursday, October 12, 2006

WTF?!
Exactly as the title says! What the FUCK?! The FMA movie was so goddam depressing! WHY do my favorite characters ALWAYS DIE?!?!??!

*fumes*

It was a good movie, overall. Go watch it X3

But...my favorite CHARACTERS!...DEAD! AND...gah! *kills self*

I need to find someone to seal my tarot cards *rocks back and forth* Yesss...

And...sikaurai...you're making me popular, you awesome bitch you XD

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I wanna make some of those cookies, lol XD







LMAO! XD

Here's some more naughty ones (some moreso than others) so click at your own risk, kiddies:

The Ultimate Sand Castle

Sand Castle OWNED!

Erect Rock

Unique Chew Toy

I'm off to do homework.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Dirty Joke) A bit lame, but I was too lazy to find a better one.

A man awoke one morning and he noticed he had an orange penis.
Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was fine, and it was.
So he ignored it and went to work.
While in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed very suprised.
His friend said, "Dude! What happened, doesn't that hurt?!"
He said, "Nope, i just woke up and it was like that."
His friend replied, "You should get that looked at."
So after the man got done with work he went to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "This is a special case, what exactly did you do this weekend?"
The man said, "Not much, just ate cheetos and watched pornos..."

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Rawr.
A friend let me borrow the FMA movie! EEK! Can't wait to watch it...though I have to do homework X__x

And...yeah. I also got Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust back! Eek again! X3

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I'm off to do homework.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Joke) Many thanks to Lovelife7 who allowed me to use it! :3

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundles him in the closet stark naked.
The husband however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom, he discovers the man in the closet.
"who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looks down at himself and says, "Those dirty little fuckers."

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