Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Rawr. X3

Muh band teacher was busy today, so he wasn't able to tune muh viola/violin wtf evar it is! However, one of the strings came off 'kuz it was too small and wasn't tied around all the way. Sooo, I'm gonna have to buy a new stringy wingy! 83

I need to draw a naughty picture for my friend from school, and that's top priority, soooo...yeah. And since school is totally killing me, I probably won't be able to do art trades or anything 'til the weekend *dies* X__x

And many thanks to sikaurai and son goku fan who did artsy trades with meh! Go vote and comment on them, 'kuz they're kickass. And look at the rest of their gallery or I'll come after you! >83

son goku fan's tradey wadey

sikaurai's tradey wadey

You guys rawk muh sawks X3

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I'm off to do that naughtey pic...heh...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (This one's a bit lame...eh)

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Fooey on you all.

I had to do a lot of tests/quizzes today. I even had to stay after school in order to do one X__x

I also have to take one tomorrow, which sucks. I have to give up muh 20 minute break in order to take it *kills self*

I have tons of homework...lol. I hate math X__X

I asked my band teacher if he would tune my viola/violin/fiddle what the fuck ever it is, and he said yes. So i'll be carrying two instruments all day tomorrow instead of one, lol XD

One artsy is up, btw. Yeehaw.

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Naughty, naughty trees...lmao XD













Lots of kitties today...heh.

Well, I'm off to do some homework and start on some artsy tradies and such X3

TTFN, babes.

P.S. I came, I saw, I conquered...your mom.
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Monday, September 25, 2006

WORLD DOMINATION! MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ack! Didn't do anything today but draw and talk to people on MSN...teehee...

Tomorrow...I have a test. That I am totally going to fail because I don't know how to do the stuff that's on it...damn teacher...fucking...fuck...*kills self*

Some artsies should be up later...yups...

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Eh...i'm off to go color and draw some more, heh...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (This is a bad one, kiddies)

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Rawr total: 101 pts. I win. Therefore I get world domination. *insert evil laughter here*

Have you ever noticed that when animals look at you, they look at your eyes? I mean, you'd think they'd look at your mouth, or throat where your voice is emitting from, but they don't. They look at your goddam eyes.

Sometimes I wonder about an animal's intelligence and possible "humanity".

I built a snowman today! It was orange from the gloves I used, but it was still cool X3

I started reading Vampire Hunter D volume 1 of the actual novel (not a manga, an actual BOOK with LOTS OF WORDS) It. Kicks. My. Ass. All the way to Xena. READ IT.

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What does that tree look like to you? X__X









*crawls off to do some art trades*

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

Joop. Yeah...joop.

I had a freakishly freakish dream last night. I was walking in the hallways of my school, and I was looking for something (I don't know what) and I walked into the Special Ed classroom (for some reason there was a king size bed in there) and some really pale, blonde, lazy-eyed guy crawled out from underneath it. His eyes were the opposite of cross-eyed, they went out instead of in towards his nose. So, he crawled over to me, drug me down to the floor to the point where I was sitting cross-legged, and shoved his face in my crotch. I was like "Help! help!" 'Kuz, i mean, c'mon...who wouldn't be scared if there was a mentally retarted boy with his face shoved in your crotch? Then he grabbed me and we had smex. The end.

It. Was. Fucking. WEIRD. I might draw a picture of that freakish boy later...'kuz he looked cool yet creepy...such big eyes X3

I stayed home today, simply 'kuz I didn't wanna go to school...even though there was a bunch of tests I was supposed to do today X__X

I'm almost done with that pic of Nero...damn dark colors...they kill me with the blending *dies*

SA in progress:

Milkycat~art trade: You haven't told meh yet X3

sikaurai~art trade & gift: Ukyo, Sascha - Started on Ukyo's face...lol XD

Hatchet/Animie, whatever~art trade: Mr. Bear X3

Oh, btw, I'd love to do more art trades, so if any of you wanna...well...I'd wub you forever and ever X3

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Well, I'm off to...do...stuff...?

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.

They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.

Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.

A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"

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Friday, September 22, 2006

F, B flat, B flat, B flat, A flat, F, D flat....
For those of you who asked: I play deh FLUTE! X3

Well, you all know that thing that my dad got for me, custom made, that was part of a set, and cost 100-something bucks? They were a pair of gold earrings X__x Muh mom got a gold necklace. Yups.

I got muh violin/fiddle/viola what the FUCK ever it is out and played it. I totally forgot how out of tune it was *dead* So, I'm gonna ask muh band teacher if he'll tune it for me, 'kuz he's uber awesome and plays everything X3

Chemistry...is starting to become difficult. Math. Is in. Chemistry. Ew! XD

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Check out his signature at the bottom, LMAO! XD















Well, I'm off to do whatever the hell I wanna do.

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Rawr total: 100 pts.
Nyeaaah. In band today, I found out I have to play an octave higher (much, MUCH higher notes than normal) and it's difficult, 'kuz I get light-headed and I can't breathe playing high notes X__X

At least it's a cool sounding tune X3

Most of you couldn't see the Rosso and Nero pics, so here they are again, from a different link:



That be Rosso.



And THAT, my dear friends...is Nero...*dry humps screen*

I had to write a goddam hand out today, and it was supposed to be a group project (gathering the information for it) But I ended up doing most of it. I. HATE. GROUPS. DX

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Well, I'm off to go practice that damn song...or draw...or something X__x

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"

Bob says, "OK."

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"

Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you *smooch*
Rawr.

I...have nothing to do now. I beat DoC earlier today and...well...hm. What is that? 2-3 days? It took me 2-3 days to beat a game; and it was a FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER. I've never played one of those before besides Halo, and....let's not talk about that experience. The alien things totally slayed me X__x

Alot of you asked who the hell Rosso was. Here's a pic:



She's purdy, she has a kickass accent, and her bod is out of this world. But her personality sucks the nastiest, sweatiest balls EVER.

Nero, however...well...he's a different story. He's hotness defined:



*falls over dead*

I started drawing a pic of him and his WINGS are such a PAIN in the ASS X__X

But he's cool, so it doesn't matter. He's my third favorite FFVII character. Yush.

Cermsy drew a kickass artsy for our art trade:

Cermsy's awesomely awesome artsy that's awesomely awesome

Go look at it and vote and stuffs. Yeehaw.

I read a yaoi manga called "lost boys" today. It's like...a naughty, yaoi, weird version of Peter Pan XD

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Hm...well...I'm off to draw...and mope over the fact that DoC ended so soon for me...*sob*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt. "GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have teeth down below. By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit further. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates. "HELL NO!" he cries. "You've got teeth down there." "No I don't," she responds. "Yes you do," he says. "My mom told me that you do." "No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. No, I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there. "Oh for Christ's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."
He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

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I have the funniest picture festering in my mind right now. I need to draw it, but...DoC is calling me...it's calling...can't you hear its horrid, painfilled shrieking? It's saying "Haley...come play me...turn on the PS2 and plaaaaay me..."

X___X

Fucking Rosso or whatever's a bitch. I hated her. Thankfully she's dead now...hopefully. If she's like that big blue beasty thing, I'm gonna be pissed.

You are totally gonna see a bunch of DoC artsies soon. Yush.

Cermsy, I hate how you tease me so. I wish to see the lovely artsy like a pedophile wants to pester a little child. Oh, woe is me.

XD

I have homework to do, so...yeehaw.

Randomness:

HIIIII! Like omfg! My name is like Haley. And Like...what is your name? Teehee! *insert the killing of a prep here*

Pfft. Lmao XD

Steven Jay Blum has THE SEXIEST voice in the friggin' world...it's so...wow...it makes me go into a fit of orgasms X3

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget."

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