Monday, September 18, 2006

OMFGAAAAAAAAAWD! *twitch twitch*
*orgasm*

...*another orgasm*

Guess what 'lil 'ol me got today? Dirge of Cerberus! OMFG! When I saw it I almost started dry-humping the display case XD

It's uber awesome, and the Vincent-ness....mmmm...*twitches in another fit of orgasms*

...on a less perverted, freakish fangirl note...My room is messeh! And I need to clean it O.o

One new artsy should be up later...yush...mweehee...

Ummmm...yeah. I might go junkin' tomorrow (going around junk stores and buying whatever the hell I want, and perhaps hitting a few garage sales) Yeehaw.

I still have homework to do ;__;

Randomness:

A little girl
That was named Pearl
Killed her brother
And...I can't think of anything that rhymes with "brother" O__O'

TTFN, babes.

P.S.

Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,

"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"

The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

*Squeal*
Dude...like...yeah!

My dad's home, and him and my mom went to some...town...somewhere, and then they come home and my mom's like "Your dad got you something, it'll be done by Tuesday" and I'm like " O.o What is iiiit? Tell me tell me tell me tell me"

All that I got out of her was that it was custom made, it cost 115 bucks, and it's a part of a set. She also said that when she dies, I could have her piece, and I'd have the entire set. I'm like " X___X What iiiis iiiiit?"

I still have no idea what it is. And I have to wait until TUESDAY.

Needless to say, I'm not always a patient person *dead*

I wanna do more art trades, so...yeah. Or, if you made a button or something random for me, i'd draw you a picture...which would be cool X3

Yeehaw.

Didn't do the DNA test today, though I don't know why, heh.

I'm getting rid of my turtle; his tank gets too dirty waaay too fast, and he stinks. Sooo, in replacement i'm either getting a lizard or another tarantula. I really want a snake, but my mom said "HELL NO" and...pfft...that's a "hell no" XD

Random pics of DOOOOOOOM!!!

















TTFN, babes.

P.S.

A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."




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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Num num...

Er...

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...cool...

Or Saturday in your guys's time.

Screw you.

Took a bunch of quizzes today...not fun *Dead*

....wtf. I have nothing to post O.o

EDIT: Anybody know any good opera singers? I want to download some opera, but it's impossible to find any *dead*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. Err...Morte killed the P.S. and raped its corpse. Yeah...
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Friday, September 15, 2006

“Get…in…the…FREEZER!” – Morte, necrophiliac
Squeak. Mweeheehee.

One of my mom’s friends is publishing a children’s book. And guess who gets to do the pictures for it? That’s right. Me. X3

She’ll be here later, heh. I can’t wait to see what I have to draw 8D

I’m done with all the art trades/gifts, so…yeah. They should all be up later and such. Teehee.

But…now I have nothing to do. SCREW REQUESTS! I’m not doing them, so don’t ask, biatches. If you want to do more art trades/gifts/random things that have nothing to do with drawings, however…well…I’m you’re best friend X3

…though you’ll probably get a picture out of me in the end and nothing else. I’m not fond of making website layouts, borders, different fonts, buttons, etc. The coding is such a pain in the ass *dead*

Random Joke of the Day:

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."

EWWWWW! X___X

My cousin has this huge…thing on his forehead. It doesn’t look like a zit, but if it is…well…then it’s a zit on super steroids O___O It kinda looks like a small stage of a hobo spider bite:



It’s about that big, too. Poor Co-Co…-___-‘

Well…hm. I’m off to do some homework…

TTFN, babes.

P.S. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

“Oh, dear Lord! Jessica, I do believe your pinky toe has fallen from your right foot.” – Morte, necrophiliac
I just got done watching “Gremlins”….I totally forgot how awesome it was, lol.

Well, we did chair tests in band today. I actually did better than I thought I would X__X There’s 16 flute players, and I got 7th chair, heh. *snicker snort*

Art:

Midgetswords: In the process of being colored

Son goku fan: Started sketching it

GTK: Needs to be colored 83

*squeal*

Well…hm. I have nothing else to say. OMFG! YES I DO!

It was sooooo fun in Japanese today, ‘kuz we made these flash cards, and we got into 6 groups of like5-6 people. The flash cards had Japanese letters/symbols on them, we put them on the floor with the symbols face up. Then the teacher would read off a letter/symbol, and whoever grabbed it in the group first got a point. OMFG! It was soooo fun ‘kuz we were fighting over the cards and squealing and jumping on each other….it was even better ‘kuz we were the only group doing it. Everyone else was just kind staring at us going “….freaks” XD

I have amusing, random necrophile jokes today. You should totally read them, they’re funny XD

1. Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

2. This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,

"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

3. Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."

"What," the other asks, "green?".

"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

4. Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

5. After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse.

He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left.

He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room. To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed. So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life.

Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs. He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"

…*squeak* For those of you who did not, you should go read my previous post and take a glance at muh dad.

Yush.

TTFN, babes.

P.S: Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?
A: They're both hunting for dead beaver.
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

*poke of DOOOM* Dude, I just poked you XD
I have TONS of chemistry homework, but it's all due on Friday. I need to start it now, though 'kuz I'll die if I don't X___X

Art trades/prizes:

Cosmo-whatever #'s: Finished, it should be up later X3

Midgetswords: Sketched, it needs to be inked and colored

Son Goku Fan: Haven't started it yet *curses HW*

GTK: In the process of being redrawn. The last one got pissed on by my cat X____X

OMFGAAAAAAAWD! Go here:

Abandoned Hope

Click on "misc" in the little column on the right side. Then go down to "fun" on the left side and click on "super valentine"

It. Is. The. Shit! It's like super mario, but you play as Vincent and the bad guys are a bunch of Hojo's and you jump on their heads! XD

You collect as much materia as possible before reaching the finish (and Lucrecia! X3)

*squeak*



That's muh dad. Isn't he purdy when he wakes up? *laughs*

Random pics of DOOOOOM!!!!











TTFN, babes.

P.S. At the Twinkie factory, a lone fat man sits in the basement next to the conveyor belt, a play boy in one hand, the other free to grab empty twinkie cakes, and 'fill' them.

*laughs*

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Wazzup'?
Pshaw, I just got done cleaning muh room. It's now squeal-worthy. However, it still smells kinda like sewage from when it flooded yesterday X____X

Math. Sucks. Period. I'm doing matrices right now, with the inverse matrix stuff, and muh teacher didn't teach us that yet. She just gave us the book and went "Do these problems for homework" *dead*

Mmm...yeehaw.

We're doing chair tests in band on Wednesday *dread dread*

And you guys SUCK! Making me cry while reading 9/11 posts on your sites...shame on you! Xd

MSN won't let me sign in no matter how many times I try ;________;

Rawr. No pics, too lazeh...way too lazeh. Insead...um...I dunno. How 'bout...a random something I wrote? Yush X3

You’re a pretty little slut
With a nice big butt
And pretty, shiny eyes
That hide all your lies

Long blond hair
And a pretty pair
Of nice big tits
With no kind of wits

Besides knowledge of sex
And a pimp named Lex
Who likes to make you sore
My God, you’re not a slut: you’re a whore!

You’re a pretty little whore
That’s always wanting more
Of the things you receive
That might make you conceive

A crack addicted child
That’ll act so wild
From the drugs it’s on
Though it’s only a pawn

To your sick game
To have more fame
And lots more money
Which isn’t really funny

Because your child has died
And you have lied
To the child care
Which isn’t fair

*laughs insanely* Muh gawd, that was cheap and weird XD I was in the mood for making a random, rhyming thing *snicker snort*

Er...I'm still working on the pictures that...I need to be working on X___X

Edit:

Yeeeek! I totally forgot about this! It's a picture of Morte back when he had both eyes and no tattoos that was drawn by DK. 'Tis an art trade X3



"You never know what kind of fun i'll dig up tonight!" X3

TTFN, babes.

P.S. I drempted about seeing you laying in a pool of your own blood with your eyes gouged out by the works of my thumbs.

Yeehaw! Rock on, cowboy! XD
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Monday, September 11, 2006

'Sup, people?
I woke up, came downstairs, and the basement was flooded. My room. Is in. The basement. Uber suckyness X___X

So, me and muh mom cleaned that up, and then off we went to go get her a new mattress. Heavy, awkward bastard, it was O__o

New artsies should be up later. (Mainly art trades and such)

Here's how they're comin' along:

CERM: finished X3

GTK: Finished one, the other still has to be colored

Midgetswords: Haven't started it yet O.o

Cosmo-whatever numbers XD: In the process of being colored

Kuronekosama: Finished

Dakota (frm school): Finished.

Son Goku Fan: Haven't started it yet ;__;

...is that it? I'm not sure. X___X

I seriously need to clean my rooooom!

Random pics of DOOOOM!















TTFN, babes.

P.S. (This is not meant to offend anyone, I just found it amusing) What did God say when he made the first black man? "Oops, I burnt one."
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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Herlo X3
Two of my friends are over, one's watching Nausicaa on my portable DVD player, and the other's playing KH XD

I finished 2 art trades, though I'm not saying who's, and i'm not posting them yet. *sticks tongue out* Nyeheheheh!

I raped tomato plants of their seeds today, jerked them out of their pots, and threw them in the back of a trailer and dumped them out in a heaping pile of weeds. Yush. I threw a rotten tomato and muh mommy-kins XD

Hm...yeehaw!

Random pics of DOOOOM!













"Here's your coal, you bad boy!" XD





TTFN, babes.

P.S. What does a vegetarian zombie say? - "Graaaaaaainssss!!!!" XD


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Saturday, September 9, 2006

X3
Thanks for all the replies for the art trades! *huggle glomp squeeze*

Thank whatever god exists that it's Friday. I'm uber happy! Sleep, here I come! X3

My room needs to be cleaned, and I need to find something to feed my turtle X___x

...dude...I don't have very much to say O__o

...oh, yeah. In band, I had to pay a fee of 15 bucks for the uniform, and I REALLY wanted to keep it. I'm a fucking money-hog from hell *dies*

All the requests, gifts, random things, and art trades that people did for meh:



Apocalypse: art trade with entropy0013



Ebberz: gift from CheshireCatGrins



Ebberz: Art trade with iloveinuyasha09



Misery: ilovinuyasha09's chara, inspired by Ebberz. 'Tis a gift X3



Ebberz: gift from CERM



Ebberz: gift from CERM



Ebberz: gift from aikodarksoul



Girly Ryou and Yugi: art trade with CCI



Ebberz: art trade with CERM



Vincent: gift from lieiavalon2044



Ebberz: gift from CERM



Misery colored: gift from iloveinuyasha09



Morte: gift from CERM

Ebberz gets more attention than he deserves *laughs*

Hmmm...i'm not sure if that's all. It's hard to find all muh gifts/art trades/whatever. ;__;

TTFN, babes.

P.S. Rawr.
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