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• 2004-03-19
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• Student...rawr X3
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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Saturday, February 3, 2007
Rawr.
Oh, hello there...It's been awhile, hasn't it? Mweehee...
Sorry I've been gone so long, my laziness, school, chores, being grounded, and a bunch of other things has caused me to be away for so long...but mostly my laziness XD
I know it's a new month, but since I wasn't here like...at all last month, I'm gonna keep this theme for February as well. Plus it looks cool XD
Two new artsies are up, just in case none of you have seen 'em yet.
Umm...another thing, the random pics of doom like...totally cause my site to be disorted, and some of you probably can't read my posts and stuffs, so they're gonna be up in links instead. Sorry for the inconvenience! ^^'
Links to random pics of doooooom!
Happy Ending
Free BJ Lessons
Eyeing Scarlett's Cleavage
Elephant Dung Catcher
Doggy Cleavage
Dick Still Pounding
Big Truck-Load
No Authorized Vehicles
Man & Monkey Statue
Bride Boob Grab
Afraid of Snakes
Baby Alligator Ride
Fox Mouse Showdown
Theatre or Strip Club?
Fact 'o the Day:
Joan Collins was 50 years old when she posed semi-nude for "Playboy" in 1983. The issue sold out.
Pickup Line 'o the Day:
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Gross joke)
A man with a premature ejaculation problem goes to a shrink.
Man: Every time i have sexual relations with my wife I cum too early
Therapist: Well, next time you feel the urge to cum too soon, scare yourself somehow, this should help.
On the way home the man stops into a hardware store and buys a starter pistol that makes a loud noise.
The man gets home to find his wife naked in bed. He jumps on her and they start getting it on.
Eventually they start 69ing, and the man feels the urge to cum so he shoots the pistol.
The next day the therapist asks the man how it went to which the man replied:
"Thanks a lot asshole my wife shat in my face, bite two inches of my dick and my neighboor came running out of my closet naked with his hands in the air."
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