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Sunday, February 4, 2007


'Zup.

I didn't do much today...sat around, colored, watched TV...like...Naruto...and gawd. Orochimaru = hot, steamy, hardcore sex.

Haha.

One artsy should be up later. 'Tis an art trade with Lolly~chan X3

For those of you who asked why I was grounded, it was 'kuz I didn't go to school...haha.

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Why pay to watch?

Army Lamborghini

Bad Puppy

Female Orange

Commando Cat

How To Pee

20 Inches of Snow

Happy Holidays

Santa Sleigh Training

Doggy Dentures

Ninja Kitty

Gun Tattoo

No Fat People

Beware of the Dog

Cat Pwns Dog

Bad place to advertise

Clone War Veteran

Pussy Cat Hammock

Fact 'o the Day:

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Semi-lame Joke)

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I’m done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That’s incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George’s wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?" George’s wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!".





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