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Thursday, September 7, 2006


*pant snort hic*
Hi! How’re youuuuuuu?!

I’m fine. Yessss…fine.

Well, my mom’s ex boyfriend from a long ass time ago died on Monday. His family called, and they’re all like “Omfg! Haley’s his kid!” (Haley’s me, if you didn’t know O.o) And my mom’s like “no, no, no! She’s Al’s!” (muh REAL dad) And I’d HAVE to be his kid, ‘kuz I was conceived March 7th, and born December 8th. I was only one day late away from being a full 9 month baby. And the last time muh mummy had smex with the dead dude was in January. So it’s not possible. But they’re freaking out, and so is my dad, so I’m getting a DNA test to shut them the fuck up.

…DNA tests are fuckin’ expensive: $400. O___O

Let’s seee…I came home, did CHORES, then went to the store to get the godliest drink in the world: Mountain Dew.

The end.

*laughs*

I had a cool dream last night (with the little sleep that I had T-T) I was Ebberz. Him. In HIS body. It was cool X3 It was like…an Alice in Wonderland kinda place, with lots of random things. I was terrified of bees (one of my actual phobias in real life) and I was like…running away from them down a hill or something. Then this little house thing popped up out of nowhere. I went in and some voice out of nowhere was like “sit down, we’ll be eating hamburgers soon” or something like that. So I did, and Captain Hook (the Disney version from Peter Pan!!!) came through the door, and he’s all gawking at me, and kept repeating how gorgeous I was. It was awesome *laughs*

I found a HUGE caterpillar crawling on the ground outside and fed it to Pipkin, and she totally mutilated it. *sqee* She’s melting it down with her acidic saliva as we speak X3

What the FUCK?! I wanna do art trades! *kills you all* Arrrttttt….tttrraaaaaaadessssss…*zombeh* (GTK, I’m still slowly working on yours ;__; )

Randomness:
1. My full name is Haley Marie Hohn
2. It means “Brave Bitter Chicken” XDDDD
3. Do you know what your entire name means?
4. Ummmm….yeah. *giggle snort*
5. Pffft…#5 died.

Oh~! You all wanna see GTK's chara that inspired Eb? I think his name's Malachai or something like that X3 :



He be purdeh X3

If you can't see it and you want to, just go to her gallery or type in "soul sick" in the search thing. 'Tis what the artsy is called. Yush >83

Hmm….yeah. Kind of a pointless post….XD

TTFN, babes.

P.S. If people didn’t take risks, Michelangelo would have painted floor tiles.

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