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Thursday, September 14, 2006
“Oh, dear Lord! Jessica, I do believe your pinky toe has fallen from your right foot.” – Morte, necrophiliac
I just got done watching “Gremlins”….I totally forgot how awesome it was, lol.
Well, we did chair tests in band today. I actually did better than I thought I would X__X There’s 16 flute players, and I got 7th chair, heh. *snicker snort*
Art:
Midgetswords: In the process of being colored
Son goku fan: Started sketching it
GTK: Needs to be colored 83
*squeal*
Well…hm. I have nothing else to say. OMFG! YES I DO!
It was sooooo fun in Japanese today, ‘kuz we made these flash cards, and we got into 6 groups of like5-6 people. The flash cards had Japanese letters/symbols on them, we put them on the floor with the symbols face up. Then the teacher would read off a letter/symbol, and whoever grabbed it in the group first got a point. OMFG! It was soooo fun ‘kuz we were fighting over the cards and squealing and jumping on each other….it was even better ‘kuz we were the only group doing it. Everyone else was just kind staring at us going “….freaks” XD
I have amusing, random necrophile jokes today. You should totally read them, they’re funny XD
1. Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
2. This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,
"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"
"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"
The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"
"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"
3. Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."
4. Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
5. After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse.
He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left.
He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room. To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed. So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life.
Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs. He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
…*squeak* For those of you who did not, you should go read my previous post and take a glance at muh dad.
Yush.
TTFN, babes.
P.S: Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?
A: They're both hunting for dead beaver.
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