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Friday, September 15, 2006


“Get…in…the…FREEZER!” – Morte, necrophiliac
Squeak. Mweeheehee.

One of my mom’s friends is publishing a children’s book. And guess who gets to do the pictures for it? That’s right. Me. X3

She’ll be here later, heh. I can’t wait to see what I have to draw 8D

I’m done with all the art trades/gifts, so…yeah. They should all be up later and such. Teehee.

But…now I have nothing to do. SCREW REQUESTS! I’m not doing them, so don’t ask, biatches. If you want to do more art trades/gifts/random things that have nothing to do with drawings, however…well…I’m you’re best friend X3

…though you’ll probably get a picture out of me in the end and nothing else. I’m not fond of making website layouts, borders, different fonts, buttons, etc. The coding is such a pain in the ass *dead*

Random Joke of the Day:

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."

EWWWWW! X___X

My cousin has this huge…thing on his forehead. It doesn’t look like a zit, but if it is…well…then it’s a zit on super steroids O___O It kinda looks like a small stage of a hobo spider bite:



It’s about that big, too. Poor Co-Co…-___-‘

Well…hm. I’m off to do some homework…

TTFN, babes.

P.S. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

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