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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you *smooch*
Rawr.
I...have nothing to do now. I beat DoC earlier today and...well...hm. What is that? 2-3 days? It took me 2-3 days to beat a game; and it was a FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER. I've never played one of those before besides Halo, and....let's not talk about that experience. The alien things totally slayed me X__x
Alot of you asked who the hell Rosso was. Here's a pic:
She's purdy, she has a kickass accent, and her bod is out of this world. But her personality sucks the nastiest, sweatiest balls EVER.
Nero, however...well...he's a different story. He's hotness defined:
*falls over dead*
I started drawing a pic of him and his WINGS are such a PAIN in the ASS X__X
But he's cool, so it doesn't matter. He's my third favorite FFVII character. Yush.
Cermsy drew a kickass artsy for our art trade:
Cermsy's awesomely awesome artsy that's awesomely awesome
Go look at it and vote and stuffs. Yeehaw.
I read a yaoi manga called "lost boys" today. It's like...a naughty, yaoi, weird version of Peter Pan XD
Random pics of DOOOOOM!
Hm...well...I'm off to draw...and mope over the fact that DoC ended so soon for me...*sob*
TTFN, babes.
P.S. A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt. "GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have teeth down below. By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit further. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates. "HELL NO!" he cries. "You've got teeth down there." "No I don't," she responds. "Yes you do," he says. "My mom told me that you do." "No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek. No, I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there. "Oh for Christ's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."
He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."
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