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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Saturday, September 23, 2006
Joop. Yeah...joop.
I had a freakishly freakish dream last night. I was walking in the hallways of my school, and I was looking for something (I don't know what) and I walked into the Special Ed classroom (for some reason there was a king size bed in there) and some really pale, blonde, lazy-eyed guy crawled out from underneath it. His eyes were the opposite of cross-eyed, they went out instead of in towards his nose. So, he crawled over to me, drug me down to the floor to the point where I was sitting cross-legged, and shoved his face in my crotch. I was like "Help! help!" 'Kuz, i mean, c'mon...who wouldn't be scared if there was a mentally retarted boy with his face shoved in your crotch? Then he grabbed me and we had smex. The end.
It. Was. Fucking. WEIRD. I might draw a picture of that freakish boy later...'kuz he looked cool yet creepy...such big eyes X3
I stayed home today, simply 'kuz I didn't wanna go to school...even though there was a bunch of tests I was supposed to do today X__X
I'm almost done with that pic of Nero...damn dark colors...they kill me with the blending *dies*
SA in progress:
Milkycat~art trade: You haven't told meh yet X3
sikaurai~art trade & gift: Ukyo, Sascha - Started on Ukyo's face...lol XD
Hatchet/Animie, whatever~art trade: Mr. Bear X3
Oh, btw, I'd love to do more art trades, so if any of you wanna...well...I'd wub you forever and ever X3
Random pics of DOOOOOM!
Well, I'm off to...do...stuff...?
TTFN, babes.
P.S.
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.
They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth.
Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room.
A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"
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