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• 1990-12-08
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• 2004-03-19
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• Student...rawr X3
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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
*Squeak*
The monthly visitor has rudely plopped himself upon my lap, demanding to make my life utterly miserable with horrid, agonizing cramps.
Damn him.
My turtle needs to go away! He needs to like...go to a pet store or something. I dun want him anymore, he's a pain in the ass and he bites. DX
I want that new, special edition Advent Children...yes...want...need...*fangirl rampage*
Still workin' on art trades and stuff...*sigh*
Random pics of DOOOOOOOM!!!!
There's some creativity behind that sign XD
That be a frisky man, yo XD
TTFN, babes.
P.S.
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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