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• Haley
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
*kills self*
Holy Mother of God! I am sooooo sorry for not being on the past few days! I've been playing Oblivion, and let me tell you, that game is addictive as hell X__x
You know what my mom said about Xbox live? She said she might get it to make me more social, lol!
Hey, I'm not complainin' XD
Er...yeah. I have a ton of homework to do that I missed on Friday X__x
Random pics of DOOOOOM!!!
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Dirty Joke)
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!"
(Horny little bitch, ain't she? XD)
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