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Saturday, October 14, 2006


I be a historical freak, I be!
Ah, Friday, the 13th of October...exactly 699 years have passed since the annihilation of the Knights Templar XP

Exciting XD

Well...it's technically still the 13th here...

Screw you Xd

Some 'lil bitch cussed me out about not being a Christian! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! I wanted to fucking MUTILATE her! "You're going to hell, blah blah. You must follow Jesus's teachings, blah blah."

People. I believe in science. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against Christians or any other religion, hell I have a T-shirt that says "co-exist" with a bunch of religious symbols, but just...I HATE it when people do that! X___X

Fuckin' A!

Anywaaaay, I've been cleaning since I got home (after taking a nap, of course...I tend to sleep at least 12 hours a day XD) I had to mop, and the bleach almost made me fall over and start twitching on the floor and try to gouge my eyes out.

Ick.

My daddy-kins be comin' home today...

Daddy-kins+acting like a little angel=shopping spree XD

Random pics of DOOOOOOOOM!!!!







Its pupils are blue...it probably can't see very well 'kuz of that X__x







At first I thought they might be Puritans, but...well...nah O__o













Holy Mother of God...that be Microsoft in 1978 XD

I'm off to draw or something...or watch that cartoon I bought the other day *cartoon whore*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (True, disturbing fact...but remember, they're human, too XD...or at least they WERE lol)

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over
500 employees with the following statistics:

- 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

- 7 have been arrested for fraud

- 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

-117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

- 3 have been arrested for assault

- 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

- 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

- 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

- 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

- In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?

It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.
The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds
upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line...

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