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• 2004-03-19
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• Student...rawr X3
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• Haley
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• Picking my nose on a rainy day.
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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Advent Children, FLCL, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X , FMA, Angel Sanctuary, Inuyasha, Naruto, Vampire Hunter D, and Yugioh.
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• Drawing, reading, writing, painting, sleeping, attempting to locate anyone with albinism (found 2! yay!)
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Holy Mother of God!
I LIIIIVE! Thanks to an uber necromancer whose name is anonymous X3
My "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack came in. Wheee! Such awesome songs it has.
My dad just...goddam. Him and his toys. (not that kind, ya pervs!) He went out and bought about 5 or 6 guns, including a machine gun. They're actually a lot lighter than I thought. I thought they'd be heavy as hell X__x
Errr...New art's up! Only two, but hey, it's something.
Random pics of DOOOOM!!!
WTF?! O__________O
I'm off to draw some more...or something. My mom's hogging the TV, so I can't play Oblivion DX
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Slightly disturbing joke)
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"
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