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Friday, October 20, 2006


Crazy? I was crazy once...they put me in a room...a rubber room...a rubber room full of rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...they put me in a room...a rubber room...a rubber room full of rats. Rubber rats. Rubber rats ma

I stayed home today, I did...simply because I didn't wanna get up out of my nice, warm, squishy bed. And when I started to, a kitty cat meowed at me, and was WHINING for me to stay and pet him, screaming, crying, sobbing...

...that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it XD

I have a boo-boo! On me leg! 'Tis hurts badly when I touch it, or anything near it. It's all swollen, puffy, red, and it's a icky yellow-green color.

Therefore, I believe it to be a hobo spider bite! Yush! My mommy-kins also thinks it's a hobo spider bite, 'kuz my dad had one on his back one time and she had to clean it, so she knows what they look like...

I have to clean mine constantly (which is mighty painful, let me tell you) or it'll end up looking like this:



...yeaaah...I don't want that to happen XD

Oh-Oh! One artsy should be up later! Yessum...

Random pics of DOOOOOOM!!!







That's a sign that your girlfriend is cheating, yo.



















I'm off to draw or play Oblivion...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (how rumors, words, sentences, and phrases can change as it goes through people)

In the Beginning was The Plan

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

and the Plan was completely without substance

and the darkness was upon the face of the workers

and they spoke among themselfs, saying,

"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh to high heaven."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,

"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,

"This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and these Areas in particular."

And the President looked upon The Plan,

And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Company Policy.

This Is How Shit Happens

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