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• Back to the days when Escaflowne first came out and Pokemon XD
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• Get better at drawing, baby. And...finish all of my hopeless stories that I abandoned *cries*
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• SCARING people! >8D
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Blah.
Got this from sikaurai's site:
It amuses and depresses me at the same time, lol! XD
I tried my damndest to stay home today, but it didn't work...but I DID get a few extra hours of sleep...heh.
I've been playing Oblivion like a madwoman, fuckin' addicting, it is...
Check this out:
What's that look like to you? The Gate from FMA? Hm? Yeah? It's the Gate of Hell, heh.
No pics kuz my resources are limited, and the server is down for that particular site...Damn.
Off to do homework...yeh.
TTFN, babes.
P.S. (Dirty Joke, courtesy of a friend :D)
Peter walked into the confession booth and began to confess his sins.
Peter: sorry father for I have sinned
Priest: all your sins will be forgiven if you help me out.
Peter: what is it father?
Priest: I need to go to the restroom really bad all you have to do is say what I say. all the sins are written on the wall beside me along with the penance.
Peter: ok ill do it.
So peter exchanges places with the priest when the first person steps in.
Person one: sorry father for I have sinned. I slept with my husbands friends.
Peter thinking to himself "adultery" looks at the wall and answers two hail Mary's.
Getting the hang of it he continues when a young girl about 18 walks in and says "Sorry father for I have sinned."
Oh my sweet child what have you done? asked Peter
I gave a guy a blowjob.
Peter searches the wall and nothing so he opens the door and the first person he sees is the alter boy. "Alter boy!" cries peter, "what does the father usually give for a blowjob?"
Alter boy: A bag of candy and a ride home!
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