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Saturday, October 28, 2006


O...M...F...G! I'm...I'm...I'm ALIVE! Holy fuck...I can't believe I survived night after night of bookoo homework! GOD sometimes I hate advanced classes X___x Fuckin' teachers think their students don't have LIVES! GAH! DX

And...I'm soooooo sorry I haven't been to your sites and such! I promise I'll make up for it! I will! I'll get to all your sites tomorrow and the day after, etc...

Hopefully I'll be able to draw like the psychopathical maniac I used to be before teachers decided they hated my existence and tried to kill me by piling homework on my desk. Gaaaaaaaaah...*kills self*

OMFG, sleep sounds so godly right now and it's only 9 PM...X___x

Random pics of DOOOOM!!!!























...yeh.

Random fact of the day:

In olden days, barbers also performed as surgeons. Blood-letting, a remedy of the time believed to cure diseases, was one of their main tasks. The red-and-white striped barber pole originally symbolized a bleeding arm swathed in bandages.

O__o

I'm off...to sleep. And when I get up...clean my room and...do homework *sob*

TTFN, babes.

P.S. ( Sick joke, courtesy of a friend ~ You might have to think about it in order to get it XP )

This 16 year old girl run up to her dad and excitedly asks, "Dad!!! Dad!!! Can I use the car?"

Dad: Well I don't know¡­.

Girl: Oh, Come On, Dad, Pleeeease?

Dad: Well, let me think about it¡­..

Girl: Come On, Dad, I need to go right, now!!!!

Dad: Alright, but first, you have to go down on me¡­..

Girl: (angry) Dad!!! I'm not gonna do that!!! How Disgusting ¡­ That's sick!!!

Dad: Well, if you really want the car that badly¡­. Then must do what you must¡­

Girl: I can't believe this¡­..( stands there in the middle of the tapping her foot with impatience, wait for her dad to come to his senses¡­.5minutes roll by¡­and finally)¡­..Alright!!!! Fine then!!!! I'll do it!!!

So she gets the first taste of it and shouts, "Yuck your dick tastes like Shit!!!!"

Dad: Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has got the car already¡­.

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